September, 2004 Newsletter Archive.
We've got members all over the place!
Ye, who enter these gates without a sense of humor, abandon all hope!
And remember:
"Work like you don't need the
money. Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching."
Wednesday, September 1, 2004.
We have a few things going on today.....
Hey Knut! We can't e-mail you again Bud!
Hey Mark R! We're looking forward to your visit Bud! Mark sent us this funny....Thanks Mark!
Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, September 3, 2004.
It's Friday already, this weekend is the Labor Day holiday here in the USA, we wish everyone a nice holiday weekend!
Our good Bud and member Mark L. sent us a funny a few days ago....He calls it...
"What happened here?"
We are clueless..... :-) Possibly a good "buffing?"
Have A Damn Fine Weekend!
Monday, September 6, 2004.
Well....It's Labor Day here in the States, and we want to wish everyone a nice holiday today. We also hope all our members....and everyone....in Florida is doing OK. That Damn hurricane will hopefully move on out of there.....FINALLY!
One of our favorite Aussie members, Paul, and his beautiful Russian woman Tanya have been having a wonderful time together in Vitebsk. Paul, his Tanya, and our Alex & Ludmila were having a party together at Alex & Luda's place.....they sent us a few photos....in between a few "Baltika's." Nina and I only wish we could have been there.....
G'eday Paul & Tanya!
These were taken at Tanya's Dacha.
We also wish we could have "helped" take care of those shish-kabobs!
What a great looking couple!
Looks like Paul has put on a pound or two during his visit! Way to go Paul! Way to go Tanya! :-)
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Tuesday, September 7, 2004.
Our good friend and member Jake hit Minsk about an hour or so ago, he and his "better-half" are doing just fine. No surprise there....and we need to remind Jake to come-up-for-air once in a while! :-) Way to go guys!
Our good friend and member Kevin will be on the plane in a few days....Getting excited Bud? :-)
We have nothing else going on here this morning....except we're working on waking up.
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday, September 8, 2004.
We want to welcome Jeff to the group today. Jeff is an Ohio guy who currently lives overseas due to his job. Being an Ohio guy of course means he's a nice guy....What Else? :-)
Anyway.....Life is about to get more exciting Bud....Oh...And by the way....Jeff and Nina have a $1 bet on the first Bengals/Browns game.....Jeff is from the Cincy area....And I did warn Jeff about being careful wagering on football with Nina. Nina hasn't lost one of these wagers yet. You've been warned Bud! :-) Anyway...
WELCOME JEFF!
We also want to mention that our member and good friend Niels will soon be taking his trip to Vitebsk to be with his Marina. Hey Niels! Are you all packed yet?
Our new member Mark R. sent us this funny to help us get thru this rainy morning. We have what's left of Hurricane Francis here for a few days....We'll be getting real wet. Thanks Mark!
Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, September 10, 2004.
First today we want to welcome Tim to the group. Tim hails from the beautiful state of North Carolina, he happens to be one Hell of a nice guy, we're looking forward to our working together. So.....
WELCOME TIM!
Things are about to get real exciting Bud!
Kevin is boarding his plane to Belarus as we write....Have a great trip Bud! Your Irina and our Luda are all set! Give Irina a Big Hug & Kiss for us too! :-)
Have A Damn Fine Weekend!
Monday, September 13, 2004.
It's early Monday morning....where did the weekend go?
The Browns beat the Ravens yesterday....that was a pleasant surprise to us. Yep...Nina likes American football...as you guys who know her already know.
Paul made it back OK to his home in Karratha Australia, Paul & Tanya had a wonderful time together. See their photos above. Way to go Paul & Tanya!
Kevin & Irina are doing fine, no surprise there. If they remember to come-up-for-air and send us some photos, we'll post 'em. :-)
Niels will soon be on the plane to be with his Marina, we don't need to ask Niels or Marina if they're excited. We spoke with both of them a couple days ago....We KNOW they're excited! Only a few days Niels & Marina! :-)
Hey! Make Sure You Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday, September 15, 2004.
We want to wish everyone living "down south" GOOD LUCK with Hurricane Ivan. We hope that thing loses some strength today. This Hurricane season is getting ridiculous.
We also want to welcome Ross to the group today. Ross is quite a nice guy....we will enjoy working with him. Ross lives out in California....Yep....Another nice California member. Things are about to get real exciting Bud! So....
WELCOME ROSS!
We also want to wish our newer member Mark from Phoenix a great trip tomorrow, and we're looking forward to our being together. Mark is flying out here so we can get to know each other on a more personal level. Hey Mark! Get ready for some fun Bud! :-)
Kevin & Irina are now together in Vitebsk...they're a great looking couple....Love does that to people....Take a look for yourself.....Beautiful Russian woman there Bud! Soon to be beautiful Russian bride! :-)
Taking a stroll in Minsk....
All us guys just have to see the Military Museum....
Minsk is an interesting city....Fun to walk around and explore....
Some kind of Bee Festival? :-)
Irina, Kevin and our Luda.....
Nothing like being in love to brighten-up one's outlook on life.
Hey! Have Yourself A Damn Fine Day!
Saturday, September 18, 2004.
Fall officially begins on Monday, but it feels like Fall here already. Our new member Mark from Phoenix has been here with us since Friday, he appreciates the cool weather. We've been having a blast....It's nice to get to know our new members personally. Here are a few shots.....
We needed to "break-in-the-bar" a bit and get to know each other. We're happy to report Mark's one Hell of a nice guy. We thought so!
We always like to put the tallest person in the middle. Makes for a good photo!
This is the "Busy-in-the-office" shot. Mark's look'in good!
World issues solved.....Let's have some fun!
Thanks for making the trip out here Bud....Have a great trip back home today!
Hey! Have Yourself A Damn Fine Weekend!
Wait a minute.....
It's Saturday afternoon, Mark just hit the road for the airport....We went out today and goofed-off a bit....Have a great trip Mark! Thanks Bud!
We went to the "Thirsty Dog" for some lunch....
And of course we just had to stop-in at my favorite store...."Victoria's Secret." We were getting Mark ready for his future trip to Vitebsk....
Nina's always ready to give our guys some helpful shopping tips....
Mark's getting into that shopping mood....
And so am I......
We had one Damn Fine Time!
Our member Niels is on the plane to Minsk at this moment, and we know he and his Marina will make a fine couple.
Our member Pat will be on the plane tomorrow....and of course we know he and his Natalia will make a fine couple as well.
To both you guys: Remember to come-up-for-air once in a while! :-)
Now: Have A Damn Fine Weekend!
Tuesday, September 21, 2004.
It's Tuesday evening, we've had a busy day around here....
We want to congratulate Niels & Marina. They called us yesterday on the cell-phone while they were on the train traveling to Vitebsk. Niels "popped the question"...he got a "Yes" from Marina...Niels & Marina are Engaged!
CONGRATS NIELS & MARINA!
Hey Niels! Perhaps you guys can travel here to good old Akron Ohio once you guys get all settled in Denmark! We're looking forward to THAT party! :-)
Ed will be on the plane to Belarus in a few days........Hey Ed!........
Are you getting excited NOW! :-)
Clint sent us this funny....It's how we would feel after that great New Year's Eve Party....You know....Feeling like Hell the day after.....
Clint's Marina will soon be here in the USA.....If they make the trip out here from California....That's ANOTHER party we would look forward to!
That's all for now....
HEY! Have A Damn Fine Evening!
Wednesday, September 22, 2004.
Well, we have heard that today is the first day of Fall here in the Northern Hemisphere, which means our members in Australia and New Zealand are enjoying the first day of Spring. Enjoy guys....and don't forget to invite us "Down Under" for a nice 3 month visit in January. :-)
Ed B. sent us this little "pearl of wisdom" which might get us rolling this morning....Thanks Bud!
A three year old little boy was examining his
testicles while taking a
bath. "Mama" he asked, " Are these my brains?"
Mama answered " NOT YET"
Ain't that the Damn truth? :-)
Hey! Make sure Ya'll Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday, September 23, 2004.
We want to wish Michael a great trip to Vitebsk today! We're thinking about you guys! :-) We just KNOW you and your Irina will be having the trip of your lives! We love that Limo idea!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, September 24, 2004.
Ed B. sent us a funny....Thanks Bud!
What Kind of Sex do you have?
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX:
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing
special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"
LOUD SEX:
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem,
doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear
splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I
don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained,
"It wakes me up!"
QUIET SEX:
Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his
wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you
have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!"
We want to congratulate Clint & Marina! Marina has her interview date in Warsaw...It won't be long now till Clint & Marina are together here in the USA.
CONGRATS CLINT & MARINA!
Hey! Have Yourself A Damn Fine Weekend!
Sunday, September 26, 2004.
We're stopping by here this morning to post a few photos of Niels & Marina. Our Luda took these shots of our engaged couple while they were exploring Minsk.
We also want to proclaim today "Denmark Day" in honor of Niels & Marina!
Niels and Marina are a very nice couple. Nice people, and they look great together! Beautiful future Russian bride you have there Niels!
Congrats Guys! :-)
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Tuesday, September 28, 2004.
We've got some good news on this chilly Tuesday morning. Pat gave us a call, he made it back from Belarus, he's a bit tired....But....Pat & Natalia are engaged!
CONGRATS PAT & NATALIA!
Pat promised to send us some photos....We'll post 'em as soon as we can.
Jake also called us yesterday, he made it back from Belarus....he's tired too....but he had a great trip. Jake will be going back in the spring.
And speaking of travelers....Ed will be on the plane to Vitebsk in a few hours....Have a great trip Bud!
One of our other Ed's....Ed B.... sent us these jokes a while ago....Thanks Bud!
A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and
torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him
back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since
it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for
"small, $6,500 for "medium, $14,000 for "large." The man was sure he would
want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his
wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and
explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the
man looking dejected. "Well, what have the two of you decided?"
asked the doctor. The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen".
WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX:
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel
on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm
getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads: 'Here
Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
WOMEN'S HUMOR:
My husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and
said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went
out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world." The woman says..... "I'll miss you."
Hey! Make Sure You Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday, September 29, 2004.
The mornings are getting chilly here, Fall is really in the air now. We have some leaves already falling off the trees....But these mornings are simply beautiful. Fall is a nice time of year around here.
Here's another nice joke from Ed B.....To help us get our asses in gear this morning. Thanks Ed!
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment
arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So,
he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and
everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided
him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over,
though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his 'member'.
He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to
disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but
still without success. Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service
Hot Line. "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It
works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"
"Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will
release automatically once it's collected two gallons."
Something to ponder with our coffee this morning.....
And....Clint sent us this funny, Thanks Bud! Clint is counting-down the days till his Marina gets here....And we're happy to say the count is winding-down nicely. Soon Bud!
And while you're thinking about that....Have A Damn Fine Day!