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We are a personal service introduction and marriage agency helping men who seek a beautiful Russian woman from Belarus to be their bride.

Just for your information, we use the terms Belarus girls, Russian girls, Russian women, and Belarus women interchangeably. All Belarus women are Russian women. Belarus means "White Russia." It's an old name from the Czarist times.

June, 2004 Newsletter Archive.

We've got members all over the place!

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June 1, 2004.

Three mice are sitting at a bar after the funeral of an Illinois
mouse, killed by an 80 year old lady with a broom, trying to impress
each other about how much tougher they are.
 
    The Wisconsin mouse throws down a shot of bourbon, slams the empty
glass onto the bar, turns to the Iowa mouse and says, "When I see a
mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar
comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work
up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
 
    The Iowa mouse orders up two shots of tequila, drinks them down one
after the other, slams both glasses onto the bar, turns to the Wisconsin
mouse and replies, "Oh yeah? When I see rat poison, I collect as much
as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee
each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
They both turn to the Texas mouse.
 
    The Texas mouse finishes the beer he has in front of him, lets out a
long sigh and says to the two, "I don't have time for this bull. Gotta go
home and have sex with the cat."
 

Have A Damn Fine Day Today.....If you're NOT having Damn Fine Days....YOU need to CHANGE something in your life! Find yourself a beautiful Russian woman like Bill did!

Wednesday, June 2, 2004.

We had a nice day yesterday, and we woke up this morning....which is always a good sign for the new day.   :-)

OK, back to what's going on around here. Our newer member Jake stopped by here yesterday....We had a nice time together. Thanks Jake!

Thursday, June 3, 2004.

We want to welcome our new member Paul to the group today! Paul has quite an interesting job, he happens to work in the "Out-back" of Australia. We'll be on the phone with Paul this afternoon, I'm looking forward to finding out what he thinks of Nina's accent! I better watch out this morning, when Nina reads that.....

I'm in big trouble!   :-)

Anyway.....Here's a big "Geday Mate" to you Paul....and....

WELCOME BUD!

Ed B. sent us this tid-bit...we think it's funny. Thanks Ed!

A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up
first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking
around here and you should do it, because that is your
job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it
is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
Testament and showed him at the top of several pages,
that it indeed says...
"HEBREWS"
 

Friday, June 4, 2004.

Monday, June 7, 2004.

Wednesday, June 9, 2004.

REMEMBER PLAYING COWBOYS AND INDIANS.

You might enjoy this, if you have not already seen it.

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport in Bozeman,
Montana, awaiting their flights.  One is a Sioux Indian from Lame Deer.
Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a rodeo. The third is a
fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University.

Their discussion drifts to their cultures. Soon, the two Westerners
learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation
falls into an uneasy lull.

The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a table and
tips his sweat-stained hat over his face.

After a long silence, the Indian clears his throat and speaks, "At one
time, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."

The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people
were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"

The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and
from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a drawl, "That's 'cause we
ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's comin'."

 

Thursday, June 10, 2004.

Hey Greg and Nina,

It is better than being in heaven!!!!!!! Whoo Hoo!!!!!

Clint

Friday, June 11, 2004.

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table.

A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a
single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled "Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers.

She then picked up all the money and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral of the story: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men....are men.

Monday, June 14, 2004.

Wednesday, June 16, 2004.

Hello Nina and Greg,

My diving nephews, Justin and Troy Dumais, gave excellent performances at
last week's U.S. Olympic Team Diving Trials.  First, Justin and Troy
together won the synchronized 3-meter springboard title.  Later Troy won
the individual 3-meter springboard title.  These victories enable both
Dumais brothers to represent the United States at the 2004 Olympic Games.
The Games occur in Athens, Greece this August.

Here are some pictures from Olympic Trials:
 

Thursday, June 17, 2004.

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Friday, June 18, 2004.

Monday, June 21, 2004.

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Wednesday, June 23, 2004.

Thursday, June 24, 2004.

George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a
long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard
and flowing white hair.

The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets
under the other arm. George W. approached the man and
inquired, "Aren't you Moses?" The man ignored George W.
and stared at the ceiling.

George W. positioned himself more directly in the man's
view and asked again, "Aren't you Moses?" The man
continued to peruse the ceiling. George W. tugged at the
man's sleeve and asked once again, "Aren't you Moses?"

The man finally responded in an irritated voice, "YES, I
am."

George W. asked him why he was so uppity and had taken so
long to answer him. The man replied, "The last time I
spoke to a Bush I ended up stuck in a desert for forty
years!           

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that car?"

He calmly told them, "I bought it today."

"With what money?" demanded his parents.  "We know what a Porsche costs."

"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."

So, the parents began to yell even louder, "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?" they asked.

"It was the lady up the street," said the boy."  I don't know her name--they just moved in.  She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."

"Oh, my!" moaned the mother.  "She must be a child abuser.  Who knows what she will do next?  John, you go right up there and see what's going on."

So, the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias!  He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

"Well," she said, "this morning, I got a phone call from my husband.  I thought he was on a business trip.  But, it seems he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and doesn't intend to come back.  He asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money.  So I did."

We love these jokes!   :-)

Don't forget....Have A Damn Fine Day!

Friday, June 25, 2004.

Tuesday, June 29, 2004.

My husband is 87 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his
boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked
around and could not see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he
heard the voice again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there
floating on the top was a frog.

My husband said, "Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up and kiss me and
I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen and will
give you the most wonderful sexual pleasures that you have ever
dreamed of."
 
My husband looked at the frog for a short time and then reached over
and picked it up carefully, placing it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, "What are you nuts, didn't you hear what I said?
I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have
never had!"
 
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Naah. At my age
I'd rather have a talking frog."
 

Wednesday, June 30, 2004.

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