August 04-Belarus Bride Too

We are a personal service introduction and marriage agency helping men who seek a beautiful Russian woman from Belarus to be their bride.

Just for your information, we use the terms Belarus girls, Russian girls, Russian women, and Belarus women interchangeably. All Belarus women are Russian women. Belarus means "White Russia." It's an old name from the Czarist times.

Hi Greg and Nina,

Here's a joke for the newsletter. Boy those are big Ti...err Fish.

Clint

Dear Abby

I have been so blessed in my life. Great parents, great wife and kids,
great job, and great education.

When I finally retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my
favorite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and
tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally,
one day at the Bait &Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop
owner who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We
quickly became fishing buddies. As I said the wife doesn't care
about fishing; she not only refuses to join us she always
complains that I spend too much time fishing.

A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did
I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later
Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding
up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife
hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't
want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat!
I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.

What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby
or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?

Thanks,

Augie

PS I have enclosed the picture of Sam showing off the bass we caught.

Hurricane Charlie is bearing-down on the West coast of Florida....we wish all you guys down there good luck.

For some nice news....Jean-Francois & Natasha....one of our French couples....are now in Vitebsk for a visit. We'll post some photos of those Love-Birds if they send 'em along. Jean-Francois & Natasha have been married now for more than a year and a half....

Me Tonto!

     A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his.

     Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

     She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago"

     He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

     Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

     "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

     "Really, " he said, "what myths are those?"

     "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern redneck!"

     Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name."

     "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."

The Lawn Mower When the power mower was broken and wouldn't run, a lady kept hinting to her husband that he should get it fixed. But, somehow the message never sank in. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When her husband arrived home one day, he found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. He watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. He was gone only a few moments when he came out again. He handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," he said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalks." The doctors say he will be probably live, but he may walk with a limp.

Homer, a handsome dude, walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sits down
next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV.
The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a
ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looks at Homer and says, "Do you think he will jump?"
Homer says, "You know, I bet he'll jump"
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Homer placed $20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off
of the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 dollars to Homer and said, "All
is fair. Here is your money".
Homer replies, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock
news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again!!

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