A Belarus Bride
We are a personal service introduction and marriage agency helping men who seek a beautiful Russian woman from Belarus to be their bride.
Just for your information, we use the terms Belarus girls, Russian girls, Russian women, and Belarus women interchangeably. All Belarus women are Russian women. Belarus means "White Russia." It's an old name from the Czarist times.
October, 2005 Newsletter Archive
We've got members all over the place!
Ye, who enter these gates without a sense of humor, abandon all hope!
And remember:
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching."
Saturday, October 1, 2005.
We had to stop-by here this morning. In our never ending attempt to spread some good Karma to you guys....Dustin sent us this fine joke which we just had to share with you. Thanks Dustin!
There was once a clairvoyant little boy, who could foresee the future.
One night while saying his prayers, the little boy was heard to
finish, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, goodbye
Grandpa." The next day his grandfather died suddenly of a heart
attack.
A few weeks later, the little boy was praying, "God bless Mommy, God
bless Daddy, goodbye Grandma." The next day his poor grandmother was
hit by a bus while crossing the street
A month or so later, the little boy was praying and said, "God bless
Mommy, goodbye Daddy."
His father panicked. He had himself driven, very carefully and slowly,
to work, by an armed guard in an armored security truck he had hired.
He couldn't concentrate, however, thinking about those words, "Goodbye
Daddy." He finally came home early, but very carefully.
He was met at the front door by his wife, who said, "The most awful
thing happened! The milkman dropped dead on our back porch!"
How's that for good Karma?
So.......
Have A Damn Fine Weekend!
Monday, October 3, 2005.
It's early morning, Nina and I are trying to wake up....That's because we need to call one of our mates "Down Under" in Australia. We need to call David this morning for 2 reasons. First, Today is David's birthday! Second, David will be traveling to Belarus soon to be with his Irina and we need to discuss his trip. Gett'in excited David? We know Damn Well what the answer is to that question! Your Irina is gett'in excited too.....Well, it won't be long now......So.........
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID!
David, and really all our Aussie....And Kiwi members for that matter.... are interesting guys, and all of them are a pleasure to work with. Another interesting fact is since Australia and New Zealand are basically a day ahead of us here in the USA, we were wishing David a Happy Birthday yesterday. Our Sunday, David's Monday. Also interesting is up here we're now into Fall, and our Aussie and New Zealand members are now into Spring. Too much information for my little brain to process so early in the morning without lots more coffee.....Lots More.....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Tuesday, October 4, 2005.
We have a nice morning here, Fall is in the air but it's nice and warm till Thursday when a Canadian cold-front will be moving in. We will have to thank Ed N. up in Ontario for that! :-)
Ed B. sent us this nice joke to help us....you know....Wake Up! Thanks Ed!
Subject: Catholic Math
Little David, who was Jewish, was failing math.
His parents tried everything. Tutors, mentors, flash cards,
special learning centers, and nothing helped.
As a last resort, someone told them to try a
Catholic school. "Those nuns are tough" they said.
David was soon enrolled at St. Mary's.
After school on the very first day David ran through the
door and straight to his room, without even kissing his mother hello.
He started studying furiously, books and papers spread out
over his room.
Right after dinner he ran upstairs without mentioning
TV, and hit the books harder than before.
His parents were amazed.
This behavior continued for weeks, until report card day arrived.
David quietly laid the envelope on the table, and went to his room.
With great trepidation, his mother opened the report.
David had gotten an A in math!
She ran up to his room, threw her arms around him and asked,
"David honey, how did this happen? Was it the nuns?
"No!", said David. "On the first day of school when I saw that guy
nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around!"
Nina and I got a kick outta that one!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday, October 5, 2005.
We have some good news this morning from Sulphur (Lake Charles) Louisiana! Alan and his family, Tanya, Egor and Boxy are fine! They got back to their home to find only some landscape damage. All is well except for the fact that there's still no power and it's hot...and we're told the entire family is getting just a bit tired of eating MRE'S. As Alan said,
"I got a HOT meal at work today! The first time after two weeks of eating
MRE's "YUCK!" Those are the Military type meals being distributed by the National Guard down there.
We want to thank all you guys who were including all the people effected by hurricane Katrina and Rita in your prayers. Lots of people were doing just that, and of course sending your good Karma down their way.
OK, it's time to add a nice joke here from Dustin. This should help us all wake-up this morning. Thanks Dustin!
These two guys had just gotten divorced and they swore they would
never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and
they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could go and
never look at a woman again.
They got up there and went into a trader's store and told him, "Give
us enough supplies to last two men for one year."
The trader got the gear together and on top of each one's supplies, he
laid a board with a hole in it with fur around the hole.
The guys asked "What's that board for?"
The trader said, "Well, where you are going there are no women and you
might need this."
They said, "No way! We've sworn off women for life!"
The trader said, "Well. take the boards with you, and if you don't use
them I'll refund your money next year."
"Okay," they said and left.
The next year this guy came into the trader's store and said "Give me
enough supplies to last one man for one year."
The trader said "Weren't you in here last year with a partner?"
"Yeah" said the guy.
"Where is he?" asked the trader.
"I killed him" said the guy.
Shocked, the trader asks "Why?"
To which the guy replies, "I caught him in bed with my board!"
If that joke doesn't help to get-you-going this morning.....I don't know what to do for Ya! :-)
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, October 7, 2005.
It's Friday once again, and we have another reason why today is a special day. You ready for this? It's Neil's Birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEIL!
Hey Neil, I have a plan. I will back-you-up when you tell everyone you're 25 today, and you can do the same for me. We can have Nina back-up the both of us! Great plan, right Bud? All we need to do is figure a way to get Nina to stop laughing...Then...We'll be able to use her as back-up too!
OK our Scottish friend, seriously, we wish you a wonderful day today! It won't be long now till you will be over in Vitebsk with your Alena.....And what better Birthday gift than that?
Dustin sent us a nice joke to help us get our Butts awake and moving this morning. Thanks Bud!
A widow had three daughters, whom she got married together. When the
daughters were being sent with their husband, Mother told each of her
three daughters to write to her about their married life.
On the third day, the mother received a one sentence letter from her
elder daughter, which read "Maxwell Coffee". Mother could not
understand. When she scanned a magazine, she found the ad for Maxwell
Coffee which said "Satisfaction to the last drop". Mother was happy.
On the Sixth day, the mother received another one sentence letter from
her second daughter which read "Rothmans". Having experienced with
such messages, the mother found the ad which read "Life Size, King
Size. The mother was happy too.
The mother did not get any letters from her third and pet daughter for
almost six weeks. After six tense weeks, she receives an identical one
sentence letter which read "British Airways". The mother saw the ad
in a magazine and fainted as it read "Four times a day, seven times a
week and both ways".
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day.....And A Damn Fine Weekend!
Monday, October 10, 2005.
Today is Monday...... It's also Columbus Day here in the USA, and it also happens to be Thanksgiving Day in Canada! We have a real multinational day going on here today.
So....To our friends in Canada....HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
And to our friends in Italy.....Thanks for helping send Chris over our way! :-)
And remember.....Have A Damn Fine Day Y'all!
Wednesday, October 12, 2005.
Hey, it's "Hump" day already, the week is just about half over. Lots of people living in our neighborhood have their Halloween decorations out....People around here really get into the Halloween spirit. Yep....Nina has a few Ghosts and Bats and stuff out too. We like to have a little fun around here. Speaking of fun, Ron sent us this nice joke. Thanks Ron!
A newly married sailor was informed by the Navy that he was going to be
stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year.
A few weeks after he got there he began to miss his new wife, so he wrote
her a letter.
"My love," he wrote, "we are going to be apart for a very long time.
Already I'm starting to miss you and there's really not much to do here in
the evenings.
Besides that, we're constantly surrounded by young attractive native
girls. Do you think if I had a hobby of some kind I would not be tempted?"
So his wife sent him back a harmonica saying, "why don't you learn to play this?"
Eventually his tour of duty came to an end and he rushed back to his wife.
"Darling" he said, "I can't wait to get you into bed so that we make
passionate love!"
She kissed him and said, "First let's see you play that harmonica."
I guess that guy had better play something like "Beethoven's 5th" to be in good shape.
We're up.....almost awake now, it's real early....More coffee and tea for us....And while we're trying to wake up.....Remember.....
Have A Damn Fine Day!
Saturday, October 15, 2005.
I spent some time these last two days with my Dentist....That wasn't my idea of having fun at all. Nina helped me thru it tho.....She felt sorry for me and applied the needed amount, actually way more, of loving attention and care.
Feeling much better now, and the bonus is the weekend is here!
Nina found something interesting for us guys while I was recuperating. It's actually a great idea from some enterprising young man. The idea is to implant an MP3 player into a pair of tits. One tit gets the sound controlls, a speaker, and so on, the other tit gets the actual player with the music upload device and another speaker. This is too cool. Imagine if you will doing a bit of "muff-diving", and tuning into your favorite tune while you're at-it. The stereo effects of the speakers.....a new definition of "surround-sound".....would be helping you keep your rythem. New technology....What will they think of next?
Here's a nice visual.....
OK, let's make Damn Sure we.....
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!
Tuesday, October 18, 2005.
Stopping by here today to report some good news! Tom's Elena had her Warsaw interview, she got her visa, Elena will be here in the USA on the 20th! That's only 2 days from now! Tom & Elena are real nice people, and they make a fine couple. We hope you guys can find some time to make it up here to Akron. Hey Tom! Please give us a call when Elena hits the States Bud!
CONGRATS TOM & ELENA!
That's it for the news today.
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday, October 19, 2005.
We have another beautiful Fall morning here in Akron, this week has been real nice. The leaves are turning color, we have that dew covering everything in the morning with the cool night air still hanging around like a blanket, just beautiful.
We've been busy too, we have lots of our guys getting ready to travel to Vitebsk. So.....Here's our travelers....are they're all excited:
David, one of our favorite Aussies will soon be with his Irina....
Hey mate! It won't be long now! Give your Irina a HUGE HUG for us!
We also have John, one of our favorite guys from Denmark. John & Inna will soon be together in Vitebsk, and we can't wait.
Hey John! It won't be long for you & Inna also. Don't forget to give Inna a HUGE HUG for us!
And let's not forget another one of our favorite Buddies, Ed from Canada! Ed will soon be "hitting-the-plane" to be with his Nadya!
Hey Ed! You all packed? Don't forget to give your Nadya a HUGE HUG for us too Bud!
That's the excitement around here this morning. Now....All I need is more coffee to get my brain moving a little...And while that's getting done.....Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday, October 20, 2005.
We have a personal note for John G. this morning......
John, if you're reading this, you need to send us an e-mail with your phone number. You have sent us a few e-mail messages, but we can NOT answer your e-mail messages. Your in-box on both your e-mail accounts will not accept messages. Every time we send you a message, that message gets kicked-back to us.........
And here's a message to everyone down in the Carribean area....
We hope that Damn Hurricane Wilma will peter-out before she causes any damage at land-fall. Enough is enough already!
God-Speed and Safety to everyone down there in that area!
And to everyone: Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, October 21, 2005.
We have a cold, wet morning here in Akron.....More coffee for me, tea for Nina....and we need to put the heat on! Fall is here.
Ed, Lena and Veronika took a trip to Orlando last weekend and sent us these nice photos. If you've been following our Newsletters you know Veronika is our "Honorary Chippy!" Hey Guys....You're all looking great! Thanks for the photos!
These guys don't need any heaters where they live....like we do....
While we're all thinking about that here in the Northeast.....
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!
Tuesday, October 25, 2005.
We hope all you guys down in Florida are OK. Wilma caused lots of people to be without power today, but it doesn't look like the damage was too bad. All our guys in England, Scotland, Wales, get your heavy rain-gear out. Wilma looks like it's headed your way.
OK, joke time.....Ed B, sent us this nice one. Thanks Ed!
Two elderly men were talking about their sex lives.
One told the other, "I had sex with a 30-year-old
three times last night."
The friend said, "Wow. You must be using that
Viagra."
"No," the man said. "I know a little secret: wheat
bread. Eat lots of it and you can have sex for hours."
So the second man ran to the nearest
market and grabbed six loaves of wheat bread. At the checkout
counter the cashier said, "That's a lot of bread.
It will probably get hard before you're done eating it all."
"Well, I'll be darned," the man said. "Does everyone know about this but me?"
Hey Nina! Let's go to the grocery store. :-)
Last but not least this morning.....One of my favorite things in life is sexy women's underwear. Why, you ask?
Well....Why not?
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday, October 26, 2005.
We're a bit busy this morning....but not too busy to post this nice joke from Dustin. Thanks Bud!
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest
little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the
shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on
her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and
fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over
there?" She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on
her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice.........
"I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit.
I like that!
We heard from Tom & Elena....Elena made it here to the States without any problems, her flight connections worked-out just fine. We're hoping that Tom & Elena can make it out here to Ohio for a little Chippy Party this winter. Congrats again to Tom & Elena!
One of our favorite members, Neil from Scotland, will soon be on the plane to be with his Alena in Vitebsk. We wish Neil & Alena all the best, and Neil.....Please give Alena a HUGE HUG for us Buddy!
We have a cold, rainy morning here in Akron, and they're calling for snow flurries tonight and tomorrow. That sucks! But....Actually "Butt"....Let's warm the place up a bit.....With a nice "Butt".....er.....With a nice underwear shot.....
I feel better....warmer....already.
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, October 28, 2005.
It's Friday, and....Tonight is Halloween Night for all the kids in our neighborhood! All the little Ghosts & Gobblins will be out scaring all us adults out of our Halloween candy. We have a tradition around here, all you guys who follow our Newsletter know that we publish our Halloween Parade photos this time of year. It's an easy tradition for us since the parade goes right in front of our home. Well, the parade went by yesterday, here are a few photos:
Strange that this year most of the leaves on the trees are still green....and they're still on the trees! Take a look thru the Newsletter Archives back to last year at this time.....Big difference!
Anyway......Have A Damn Fine Weekend....And A Fine Halloween!
Monday, October 31, 2005.
It's Monday, where the weekend went is beyond us, it's officially Halloween here in the USA.....and....we want to welcome Bruce to the group this morning! Bruce lives in the southern part of the country, he happens to be in the computer business like lots of our guys, and he happens to be a real nice guy. So.....
WELCOME BRUCE!
We're looking forward to our working together Bruce.....and you know life is about to get lots more exciting real quick Bud!
We also want to wish Michael & Irina a Happy Anniversary! These Love-Birds have been married for 1 year today!
CONGRATS MICHAEL & IRINA!
Where did that year go!
And finally this morning, Dustin sent us a nice joke. Thanks Bud! It's a Valentine's Day joke a little early, but what the Hell.....
As Valentines day was approaching, Charlie decided to buy a special
gift for his new girlfriend, Ruth. The couple had not been dating for
very long, and so Charlie wanted to make sure the gift was just right.
Ruth was always complaining about having cold hands, and so Charlie -
after careful consideration - decided a good gift would be a nice pair
of gloves.
Charlie took his sister with him to buy the gift - he wanted a woman's
opinion. they found a nice pair of gloves at the store, and Charlie's
sister purchased a pair of panties at the same time. Unfortunately,
the sales clerk got the two items mixed up.
Charlie mailed his Valentine's Day gift to Ruth, accompanied by the
following note:
I chose this Valentines Day gift as I noticed that you often don't
wear any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my
sister, I would have chosen the ones with buttons, but she prefers
short ones that are much easier to remove.
These are a lovely colour. The lady at the store where I bought
them showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks,
and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and
they looked quite lovely.
I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time; no
doubt, other hands will come into contact with them before I have a
chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow on
them lightly before putting them away as they will naturally be a
little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times I'll be kissing them in the future. I
hope you'll wear them Friday night for me.
Love,
Charlie
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!