A Belarus Bride
We are a personal service introduction and marriage agency helping men who seek a beautiful Russian woman from Belarus to be their bride.
Just for your information, we use the terms Belarus girls, Russian girls, Russian women, and Belarus women interchangeably. All Belarus women are Russian women. Belarus means "White Russia." It's an old name from the Czarist times.
November, 2007 Newsletter Archive
We've got members all over the place!
Ye, who enter these gates without a sense of humor, abandon all hope!
And remember:
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching."
Thursday, November 1, 2007.
We've got a couple photos of our good Bud Rob in his Cleveland Browns T-shirt!
Rob is our Across-The-Pond English Cleveland Browns Fan Club....We are Rob's Across-The-Pond Manchester City Fan Club. Mutual sports support is what it's all about. Rob will be sending us a couple Manchester City T-Shirts which we will proudly wear....And we'll post a couple pics.
Way to go Rob! Thanks mate!
Manchester City beat Bolton last night....Rob was there in person....We were there in spirit.
Hey! Make Sure You....Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, November 2, 2007.
Nice morning here in Akron Ohio....Fall is here. The leaves are turning color and beginning to fall. Nice time of year.
The bonus today....Of Course....Is....It's Friday!
Jim sent us a joke to help kick-off the weekend....Thanks Jim!
So....Have A Damn Fine Day....And Of Course....
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!
Saturday Afternoon, November 3, 2007.
We have a beautiful Fall afternoon here in Akron Ohio....We were out doing some Fall leaf-clean-up and took a few Fall color photos. Here they are:
Our fish seem to be enjoying the nice weather too....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Weekend!
Monday, November 5, 2007.
Is it possible we have a professional NFL Football team here in Northeast Ohio? The Browns beat the Seahawks in sudden-death overtime 33-30 yesterday. Sorry Randy. ;-)
We'll find out for sure next weekend when the Browns travel to Pittsburg.
We also need to find out what Manchester City did. How about a report Rob!
We have a chance of snow-flurries here today and tomorrow....Our leaves are still mostly on the trees at this point just getting started with the Fall colors.
Well Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Tuesday, November 6, 2007.
Well....it's local election day here today....Let's see....Should I choose the useless Republican....Or the useless Democrat? Tuff choice as always here in the USA. In reality of course....No real choice at all.
Congrats Rob on that 1-0 win Bud! We watched that Steelers/Ravens game last night....Our Browns travel to Pittsburg this weekend....oh no.....
It's cold here this morning! What happened to summer?
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday, November 7, 2007.
It's a cold morning....Clint & Maryna sent us a joke to help warm things up. Thanks guys!
Why Sentence structure is so important... The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off." "Could you jack off ?" she said. "I feel like shit."
Important indeed!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday, November 8, 2007.
Hey....It's a bit warmer this morning. We had snow flurries yesterday....The Lake Effect was working real well east of Cleveland.
Our Bud Steve sent us some interesting stuff. He was here with us in September....You gotta know....Steve keeps himself in good shape....Thanks for the pics Bud....We can't wait till Marina gets here!
Hey Greg,
I just turned on ESPN2 and the Rubber Bowl is on between Akron and Ohio. What a small world. I just returned from the Western States Police and Fire Olympics a few weeks ago. I did well for not having a lot of time to train. 2 Gold, 3 Silver, and 2 Bronze. New year Marina will be here to go with me. I am looking forward to that.
Hope you guys are doing well.
Steve
That's Marina behind Steve....
This is cool....
Congrats Bud!
Jim sent us a funny....Thanks Jim!
Title: Mildred....The church gossiper....
Mildred, the church gossiper and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.
Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused Henry, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. (It had broken down and he was after a tow truck)
She emphatically told Henry and several others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.
Henry, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.
Later that evening, Henry quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house and walked home, leaving it there all night.
You gotta love Henry.
We like that funny! :-)
That's all we know this morning....Except....
Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, November 9, 2007.
It's Friday already....This week blew-by awful quick. As they all seem to....
So quick....It won't be too long till this tid-bit from our Bud Jim will be in our thoughts once again....Thanks Bud! ;-) Have you noticed all the Christmas decorations up in the stores already?
Official IRS Tax Collector Guy Pencil Sharpener:
While you're pondering that....Have A Damn Fine Day....And Of Course....
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!
Saturday, November 10, 2007.
Tomorrow is Veterans Day here in the USA, it's Remembrance Day in Canada, and it's Remembrance Sunday in the UK! This is the day all of us need to give thanks and to remember all our Men-In-Arms, from all countries, wherever they are serving or served. We all owe these men our thanks.
Have A Damn Fine Veterans Day, Remembrance Day, Remembrance Sunday and.....
Have A Damn Fine Weekend!
Monday, November 12, 2007.
We hope you had a nice weekend? We did here....Rob's Manchester City played to a draw against Portsmouth....The Browns lost to the Steelers. Congrats to you Steelers fans! We believe we'll be watching the Steelers in the Super Bowl this year. They look that good.
That's all we know today....Except to say....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Tuesday, November 13, 2007.
We have a beautiful Fall day here again....Cool temps tho....
Good time to welcome our New Member John to the group! John lives in Arizona....Hence the good time to Welcome him. Perhaps we can talk John into some house-guests down in Arizona for a few Winter months. ;-)
OK, seriously....John happens to be a real nice guy....Like all our members....He has a very interesting career....We are looking forward to working with you Bud! So....
WELCOME JOHN!
Life is about to get lots more interesting John....As you well know!
On a different note today:
Jim sent us a nice joke....Thanks Bud!
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Monte Casino went to the local church for confession.
When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father ... during World War 2, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy.
So I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that."
"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors every day and twice on weekends."
The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."
"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind.
...But I do have one more question."
"And what is that?" asked the priest.
....."Should I tell her the war is over?"
NO! ;-)
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday, November 15, 2007.
We have a cold North wind blowing down across Lake Erie from Canada this morning....Winter can't be too far away. Our good friends David & Irina, who live in Australia, recently took a vacation to Tasmania. Imagine....Taking a trip to Tasmania! They will be sending us some photos from their trip....We'll post those once we get them.
Thanks David & Irina! We're looking forward to your photos from that exotic place!
Jim sent us this interesting info....Thanks Bud!
Did You Know:
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed
firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month
after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with
all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their
calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which
we know today as the honeymoon.
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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England
when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your
pints and quarts, and settle down."
It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the
rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they
used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase
inspired by this practice.
Interesting stuff!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wait....
We're back....because we got our Manchester City Football Shirts from our Bud Rob in England! See our posting above on Thursday, November 1....
We've got a couple photos of our good Bud Rob in his Cleveland Browns T-shirt!
Rob is our Across-The-Pond English Cleveland Browns Fan Club....We are Rob's Across-The-Pond Manchester City Fan Club. Mutual sports support is what it's all about. Rob will be sending us a couple Manchester City T-Shirts which we will proudly wear....
Well....We just got 'em!
A Big Thanks Rob!
It's the 15th of November....Which means....Our group is 7 years old today!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ABB!
Now....Please continue with your Damn Fine Day! ;-)
Friday, November 16, 2007.
Happy Friday!
Jim sent us a nice joke to help get us all into the weekend mood. Thanks Jim!
sent his wife Mary to the hardware store.
At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while
she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on another
customer.
When Carl was finished, Mary asked "How much for the teapot?" Carl
replied, "That's silver and it costs $300!"
"My goodness that sure is lotta money!" Mary exclaimed. Then she
proceeded to describe the hinge that
Carl went to the back room to find it.
From the back room Carl yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware store.
On a personal note this morning....
Congrats Paul & Olga! Way to go guys! We will see you guys here next summer for our Chippy Club Party!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day....And....
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!
Monday, November 19, 2007.
The thing about being a Browns fan is....It's never over till the Fat Lady Leaves....The Stadium....In this case....Strange end to that game. A win is a win tho....
Our good Bud Chris sent us a nice joke....Thanks Bud!
A guy that obviously had downed a few already, walked into a bar and
started pouring down beers.
Having had more than enough to drink, he was beginning to display an
ugly side. An unescorted female entered the bar and sat down on a stool near him.
He whispered loudly to her, "Hey honey ! How about it babe? You and me?"
She threw him an ugly look and got up to move. -
Feeling rebuffed he said very loudly,
"Honey, you sure look like you could use the money, but I don't have an
extra two dollars."
The lady looked back and replied just as loudly, "What makes you think I
charge by the inch?"
Western women....It's ruff out there....;-)
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Tuesday, November 20, 2007.
We have a rainy morning here in Akron....We are looking for snow on Thanksgiving Day.
We want to wish our good Bud Dennis a Very Happy Birthday tomorrow! Dennis is in our 25 & Holding Club....Quite a distinguished honor! So....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DENNIS!
Have a Wonderful Birthday Bud!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday, November 21, 2007.
We have a mild and cloudy morning here today....We could see some snow tomorrow..... Still have lots of leaves on the trees....This should be interesting....
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving Day! We want to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving!
We will be hanging around here this weekend....
If you feel like giving us a call go right ahead!
We wish everyone a wonderful Thanksgiving!
Don't eat too much! We probably will! ;-)
Have a Wonderful Day Today....And....
Have A Nice Thanksgiving!
Thursday, November 22, 2007.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
From All Of Us Here At ABB!
Friday, November 23, 2007.
We hope all you guys had a real nice Thanksgiving!
Today happens to be "Black Friday" here in the USA. This means....For all you guys living elsewhere....Today is the day retailers are hoping to come out of the red and into the black....accounting wise. They're looking for lots of shoppers....
To us it means....it's once again....our annual...."Fat American bitch stampede into the stores day." Watching the action on the news this morning reminds me of the old cowboy movies....Where the bad guys stampede the cattle....
We wouldn't go out today into that stampede if they paid us! It's dangerous out there! ;-)
That's all we know this morning....Except....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day....And Of Course....
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!
Monday, Novemvber 26, 2007.
We hope you had a nice weekend! We've had lots of rain last night and this morning. If the temps had gone down a few degrees....We would have been buried in snow.
Question: Is it possible the Cleveland Browns are once again a professional football team? Answer: Damn Right! :-)
Rob told us on the phone Saturday evening about Manchester City....They beat Reading this weekend...City is now 8 for 8 at home....The best record in their 130 year history! Congrats! Thanks for the call Rob....Always nice speaking Bud! Cheers! Hard for us guys here in the USA to imagine a football team that was established 130 years ago....Very Cool Indeed!
We want to welcome Jim to the group this morning! Jim lives up in Michigan....we've been on the phone a few times....Jim happens to be a real nice guy! We're looking forward to Jim making a visit here in the next month or so....We can do one of our phone calls together with his lady. So....
WELCOME JIM!
Life is getting exciting already!
We also want to welcome Adne to the group this morning! Adne lives a bit farther away than Jim....Norway as a matter of fact....We have gotten to know each other during our e-mails. Adne also happens to be a real nice guy....Interesting career....and he lives in quite an interesting area....To say the least! So....
WELCOME ADNE!
Life is about to get real exciting too Adne....Like next month on your trip!
We're looking forward to working with both you guys!
That's about all we know this morning....Except to say....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Tuesday Afternoon, November 27, 2007.
Our rain finally stopped...The good news here is....no snow!
Our new member Jim sent us a funny....Thanks Bud!
Warning About Chocolate:
We were raised on chocolate as kids and even into adulthood.
I will never eat it again. I hope you will throw yours away whenever you get given any from now on. It seems as though nothing is safe to eat anymore.
This is what happens when you eat chocolate!
This is a warning, send this to everyone you care about.
It could happen to you......or them.
Chocolate will make your feet small!! Warn everyone!
I think we can consider ourselves warned. ;-)
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday, November 28, 2007.
It's cold outside! What is this....Winter? ;-)
Our new member Jim sent us a nice joke to help warm things up. Thanks Bud!
The Clever Dentist
A man went to the dentist to have a tooth extracted. The dentist removed a needle from sterile packaging, to give the man a shot of Novacain.
"No way, no needles, I can't stand needles."
The dentist attempted to use nitrous oxide, but the man again objected.
"No gas, please the mask on my face is suffocating to me."
The dentist then asked if he had any objection to taking a pill.
"No" said the patient "I'm fine with pills." The dentist then returned with a broad smile and said, "Here's a Viagra tablet."
The patient said, "Wow, I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain pill."
"It doesn't" said the dentist " but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull out your tooth."
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday, November 29, 2007.
We can't believe it's almost December.
The holidays are almost upon us once again....We need to make this announcement:
We're now taking orders for Christmas and New Year gifts for your ladies. Any of you guys who want to do something special for your woman, please get with us as soon as possible.
Our Good Friend & Member Bruce sent us a nice funny....Thanks Bud! We're glad you're feeling better!
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly
gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what
do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
And so the Christmas Season begins.
We also want to wish our Good Friend & Member Murlin a speedy recovery! Hey Murlin! We hope you're feeling better today!
That's all we know this morning....Except to say....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, November 30, 2007.
It's Friday! It's Friday? This week blew-by too fast....
City is at Wigan this weekend, the Browns are at Arizona. This should be an interesting Cross-Atlantic sports weekend.
We don't know anything else this morning....Except to wish you....A Damn Fine Day....And....
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!