A Belarus Bride

We are a personal service introduction and marriage agency helping men who seek a beautiful Russian woman from Belarus to be their bride.

Just for your information, we use the terms Belarus girls, Russian girls, Russian women, and Belarus women interchangeably. All Belarus women are Russian women. Belarus means "White Russia." It's an old name from the Czarist times.

November, 2005 Newsletter Archive

We've got members all over the place!

Ye, who enter these gates without a sense of humor, abandon all hope!

And remember:

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching."

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Tuesday, November 1, 2005.

We have two of our guys on the plane as we write this morning.

Ed, one of our favorite Canadian members, is on his way to be with his Nadya.....Give Nadya a HUGE HUG for us Ed!

And let's not forget David, who happens to be one of our favorite "Ausies." Yep, David is on the plane from Australia to be with his Irina! Give Irina a HUGE HUG for us David!

We hope to see some nice photos from all these guys. Both couples are about the nicest people on the planet, we're all happy for them!

Now....More coffee, Nina needs some more tea this morning....and can you believe it's November already?

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!

Wednesday, November 2, 2005.

It's Hump Day! Middle of the week!

Ed sent us a joke that we need to share with Y'all, so here goes....Thanks Bud!

BLOND BUYS CHRISTMAS STAMP

A blond woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.

She says to the clerk, " May I have 50 Christmas stamps."

The clerk says, "What denomination ?"

The woman says, "God Help Us.  Has it come to this?

Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran, and 22 Baptists.

Speaking of Christmas, we were at the local mall the other day, and there's lots of Christmas stuff already in all the stores. Amazing.....

We still have most of the leaves on the trees here.

Anyway....Have A Damn Fine Day!

Thursday, November 3, 2005.

We have a beautiful morning here again, the leaves are just getting started with their annual "Falling-Action." Well, why not call this time of year "Fall." Brilliant! Like that Guinness commercial where those 2 guys have that "little-black-book" ........that works lots better as a coaster. I need to apply for a patent on the "Fall" idea. :-0

OK, Nina went out into our yard yesterday and shot these two photos....

We love this time of year! Just beautiful.

We get many letters from Western European, American, Australian, New Zealander guys.....and all those letters have the same theme.....

Here's a part of a letter we got a couple days ago.....

"But...so many women in this country want a guy who looks close to Brad Pitt
or Denzel Washington and have a million dollars in the bank account. Well,
most guys don't have that...yet. BUT most women want that. What's a guy to
do? There are guys who do want to be themselves but the minute that happens,
you and I both know, he'll get stepped on. It's not trying to be a "nice
guy" or "bad boy" but it's so frustrating in today's times when it comes to
dating. "Aren't there any good men?" women will ask. Well, yes is the answer
but these guys have been screwed over so much, why should they be "good"?"

The short answer is this: Forget these Western "women"....They've become so self-centered...and spoiled...that most of them have totally unrealistic expectations of what a man should be, and what a marriage should be. That attitude will doom a relationship right from the start....No matter what you do.

If you're sick and tired of going thru relationship after relationship with these useless Western "women"....give us a call. Life's too short to go thru this crap.....

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!

Friday, November 4, 2005.

Man, did we get lots of letters about our adorable Western "women." And....Kalvin's Natalia was on the phone with Nina yesterday....She's getting educated....it seems....On this very subject. Kalvin & Natalia were touring a hospital in their area, they went up to see the "birthing" area, where the local women were Bitching at the nurses about wanting a Jaccuzzi....No kidding....a Jaccuzzi....in the area where they will be giving birth. Natalia witnessed this, got on the horn with Nina....I was wondering why all the laughing on the phone. Natalia hasn't been here in the USA very long, Nina was trying to explain Western "women" to Natalia. Shock & Awe is all we can say about Natalia's reaction. We can only feel sorry for the poor guys involved in the "birthing" ....or shall we say "Bitching" ....process here with our "women."

Here's part of a note we got concerning our post yesterday.....

You are right! Western women don't even know how to be women any more. They damn-sure don't even know what they want...... Sad, very sad....... THEN, they pop out a couple of pups and turn into "KAP`OBA" (ask Nina, those are cyrillic letters) and of course, you know what I say about that....... FOOOOOO!

That means "Cow." We couldn't agree more.....

Here's another........

As you know, I mostly work with women, both as co-workers and as patients. Most of these gals are decent people who have fallen for many of the feminist myths. They have incorporated these myths and false "soap opera" expectations into what they believe a man should deliver and be. Their criteria of a "good man" is a fellow who is10 years younger than they, up to 5 years older who makes at least 50% more than they could (he SHOULD be rich, but a gal can settle) is tall, handsome, well built, rides a motorcycle, cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, does everything her way and her friends approve of. Also, he should "be a woman with a penis." Remember that "you should know what I want and deliver it without being told !"

False "soap-opera" expectations is exactly why any man with any experience with a Western "woman" never wants another experience like that again. That idea of being "a woman with a penis" just doesn't appeal to most of us guys. Better to be with a woman who wants...appreciates...and knows the real meaning of...Being with a man.

Finally, this is the best answer.....

To THE question I am so often asked by the A.W. I come in contact with. "What does this Russian woman have that I don't?" I just smile gently and tell them, "my heart, and it only has room for one woman." They seem to find this an acceptable answer and quite trying without getting mad. And the truth will set you free.....

Indeed! Hey....

HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!

Monday, November 7, 2005.

We hope you had a nice weekend? We did here...except for the heavy thunderstorms that rolled-thru here yesterday morning. This was the same storm system that killed all those people in Indiana and Kentucky. Our hearts go out to all those people who lost their homes or their Loved-Ones.

Today is a huge holiday in Belarus. It's "October Revolution Day" over there, and of course people will be taking a few days off. As we all know by now, the old calendar change moved the official celebration into November. So....To everyone in Vitebsk.....

HAPPY OCTOBER REVOLUTION DAY!

The differences between our Western cultures and our Eastern cultures are so interesting...Well...If you have traveled to Belarus....You know what I'm talking about. That's part of the reason why our female members are so refreshingly different than the trash we call "women" in the West. These refreshing differences make for a real "old-fashion" relationship and marriage.

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!

Wednesday, November 9, 2005.

We have strong thunderstorms here again this morning.....strange....Spring type weather in the Fall. Global warming? We don't know, but it sure is strange.

Our Buddy Rocket J. Squirrel has been real busy fixing his nest. He must think we're in for a hard winter. Nina caught him in the act yesterday.....

And here's a nice shot of the Fall colors around the water garden.

Nice time of year. Fall tends to make us think about what's important in life.....

Like: Make sure you Have A Damn Fine Day!

Thursday, November 10, 2005.

We've been busy this morning, and before you know it, it's afternoon already!

We have a few news items:

Dominic & Olga are getting married in December, probably on the Isle of Jersey! Way to go mate!

CONGRATS DOMINIC & OLGA!

You guys make a wonderful couple, and we wish you all the happiness you guys deserve! Please send us some photos when you get a chance!

David & Irina are Engaged!

CONGRATS DAVID & IRINA!

Hey mate! If you guys would come-up-for-air for a while and get over to Luda & Alex's place, we would like to give you guys a call. Enjoying Vitebsk, are we? :-) Hey guys! Send us some photos please!

Hey John! Have a great trip over to Vitebsk this Saturday, and please give your Inna a HUGE HUG for us! We will be giving you guys a call while you're together..we hope we won't be interrupting anything? :-)

And John, do dress warm. You'll find the weather in Vitebsk is about the same as what you have in Denmark. Of course, we figure Inna will be keeping you all nice and warm. We hope you guys will send us some nice photos too!

Tomorrow is Veterans Day here in the USA, and it's also Remembrance Day in Canada! This is the day all of us need to give thanks and to remember all our Men-In-Arms, from all countries, wherever they are serving or served. We all owe these men our thanks.

And here's our reminder to all you guys out there.....

Have A Damn Fine Veterans Day, Remembrance Day, and.....

Have A Damn Fine Weekend!

Saturday, November 12, 2005.

It's Saturday! We wish everyone a nice day today, and to help us get a good start Ron sent us a joke....Thanks Bud!

Monday, November 14, 2005.

David & Irina are Engaged.... We all know that....No surprise....And here are a few photos of our Love-Birds in Vitebsk. They came-up-for-air long enough to get a few photos taken. Now....That's really surprising! :-) Way to go David & Irina!

Happiness is.......

Hey mate! You guys look GREAT!

Really GREAT!

We love these photos. Thanks for sending 'em David & Irina!

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!

Tuesday, November 15, 2005.

Today is our Birthday! Our group is 5 years old today. Can you believe it?

Where has that 5 years gone?

Anyway.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ABB!

We said this last year, and it needs to be said again....."We can't believe how quickly that "5" years flew by. The reason is.....we're lucky enough to have the nicest friends & members on the planet. That's what happens when good people get together. Time flies by too quick."

Damn Right!

OK, here's something we need to announce: We're now taking orders for Christmas gifts for the ladies. Any of you guys who want to do something special for your woman, please get with us as soon as possible.

Also, we want to announce that Ed & Nadya are Engaged! They finally decided to come-up-for-air in Vitebsk and let us know! That's Great! So.....

CONGRATS ED & NADYA!

Perhaps these guys will come-up-for-air long enough to send us some photos? We doubt it! :-)

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!

Thursday, November 17, 2005.

Well Shit.....In our never-ending attempts to be good little guys and never offend anyone....You know...We must be Politically Correct at all times here in the USA...Ed sent us this to help us out:

Five Kinds Of Sex In American Marriages:

The first is Smurf Sex.  This happens during the honeymoon period, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. The Second is Kitchen Sex.  This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. The third kind is Bedroom Sex.  You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex.  This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, #UCK YOU!!" 

There is also a fifth kind of sex:  Courtroom Sex.  This is when you get divorced and the wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom!

Thanks Ed! :-) Stay away from those American....Actually any Western type....Bitches Bud! For those of us who have "been there, done that"....Well, you know what we're talking about....

Surgeon General's Warning: The Surgeon General has determined that western women are hazardous to your financial and emotional health.

Proceed with EXTREME CAUTION: Intended for professional riders only on closed course. Riding western women may result in extreme emotional distress leading to bankruptcy, premature aging, and death.

It's colder than a Witch's Tit here this morning, and it's snowing like crazy in Buffalo. We know that because....our new member John, who happens to live in Buffalo, told us! So we asked John.... isn't it always snowing in Buffalo? Anwyay, John happens to be a nice guy who happens to like snow, each to his own, and we want to welcome him to the group this morning. So....

WELCOME JOHN!

We're looking forward to working together Bud....We need to get you a good woman who can keep you warm on those long....COLD..... Buffalo nights! :-)

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!

It's Thursday evening, and we're back to:

Congratulate John & Inna. John & Inna are Engaged, and we're all happy for them. What a wonderful couple! So....To our Love-Birds....

CONGRATS JOHN & INNA!

Hey Guys: If you want, send us some photos and we'll post 'em!

Now: Have A Damn Fine Evening Y'all.

Friday, November 18, 2005.

Hey! It's Friday!

I don't have a whole lot of Bull this morning, hard to believe, but it's one of those mornings....Cold....And I need lots more coffee to wake up. So.....

Have A Damn Fine Day...And A Damn Fine Weekend!

Monday afternoon, November 21, 2005.

We had lots of running around to do today, but here we are. We've got photos from our recently Engaged couples....so here goes!

And...These are in no particular order...So first let's take a look at some extra shots from David & Irina:

Looks a bit cold, but it seems like David & Irina have things well in hand....

We were on the phone with David today, and he told us what all our guys tell us when they get back home....David and his Irina will never forget their trip, the first time they ever met....and their time together in Vitebsk as long as they live. Nina and I can attest to that! So can a lot of our other members who are now married!

Vitebsk is one of the most interesting places to visit....and being with the woman you love makes it all the better!

Now....Here are John & his Inna!

We were on the phone with John on Sunday, and John told us the same thing. Both John & his Inna will never forget this time in their lives! Here are a few shots of our Love-Birds:

Here's another "Love-Is" shot...

Way to go John & Inna! We're all happy for you guys!

Here we have some members of Inna's family, and our John & Inna.

We want to thank our couples for sharing their photos with us. This gives our guys who haven't been to Vitebsk yet a chance to see what they'll be experiencing when they do take their trip.

We take pride here in the fact that we deal with real people in real relationships. We make sure our men and our women find the right person to spend the rest of their lives with. That is exactly what we do here. If you want to find the love of your life, get involved with our group. We promise you will be happy you did!

And Hey! Have A Damn Fine Evening!

Tuesday, November 22, 2005.

We have recently had a few guys ask us if we can help guys who have disabilities. The answer is yes. We do have a few guys with different disabilities in our group, and we have no problem finding them a good woman. Give us a call, we can discuss your needs and our program together and you can decide if our program is right for you.

Now.....Ed, his wife Lena, and their daughter Veronika, who happens to be our "Honorary Chippy"....have been traveling again and sent us a few photos. Hey Guys! Y'all really get around! :-)

These are from the Chattanooga Choo Choo, and the Aquarium:

You can see why Veronika is our "Honorary Chippy!"

These guys are about the nicest people on the planet. Veronika looks like she's about ready to get inside the Aquarium. :-)

And of course....The Chattanooga Choo Choo.

We love this shot.....

And this one.....

Thanks for sharing your photos with us Ed, Lena, and of course Veronika!

Hey Y'all.....Have A Damn Fine Day!

Wednesday, November 23, 2005.

Our power was out all morning here, which was real fun considering tomorrow is Thanksgiving, and Nina was working in the kitchen. It's snowing like crazy....It really feels like the holidays are upon us.

We will be hanging around here this weekend, if you feel like giving us a call, go right ahead!

We wish everyone a wonderful Thanksgiving!

Thursday, November 24, 2005. Thanksgiving Day!

We woke up today to find lots of cool E-Cards from lots of our members, and we want to thank everyone! What a nice surprise!

We also woke up to a real snow-storm. Nina went out and took a couple shots:

It sure feels like the Holidays around here!

Have a wonderful day, and a wonderful Thanksgiving!

Saturday, November 26, 2005.

We hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving!

We've been watching the news, and of course we've seen the stories of the out of control, actually insane, "consumerism" playing out at the 5 am sales across the country. You know, the idiots fighting over the last "X-Box" at Wal-Mart and all that. Is it any wonder why our Western "women" are so terrible as "marriage partners?" Nina and I just laugh at these stories the day after Thanksgiving. And no, we don't go out into the "Shopping Frenzy" ....Much to the dismay I'm sure of our political morons who currently run this country.

Well, there's a Canadian guy who took matters into his own hands after his wife divorced him. His idea is novel to say the least, but it is interesting. Here's a photo, and his story:

Lonely Canadian Man Marries Local Maple Tree

The poor guy got dumped by his wife, and he fell for the next beauty who came along. We can only wish Henre' and Clarice many years of happiness. Actually, considering the "women" of the USA and Canada these days, we figure Henre' did rather well.

Clarice did well too, we must say. The poor girl had put her profile on Match.com and Yahoo personals, and she was crushed to hear about the lawsuits filed against these two companies for posting fake profiles. What was a girl to do? Then, along came Henre' into Josh Grogan's backyard and the rest is history.

We just love happy endings.

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!

Monday, November 28, 2005.

We just love that Nokia commercial, you know, where the fat American Bitch is sitting on her bed explaining how she deleted all the messages and the phone number of her boyfriend she just dumped. She's happy about how easy it was to delete that guy from her life, with the help of her Nokia phone. We can only wonder how happy her ex-boyfriend was when he realized the fat Bitch wouldn't be calling him anymore on HIS Nokia phone!

Jim sent us a nice joke to help us wake up this morning. Thanks Jim!

David received a parrot for a gift, just before Thanksgiving Day. This parrot was fully-grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude.

David tried hard to change the bird's attitude. He was constantly saying polite words and playing soft music; he did anything he could think of. Nothing worked. When he yelled at the bird, the bird got worse. If he shook the bird, the bird got madder and ruder. Finally in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer.

For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking and screaming and then suddenly, there was quiet. David was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's extended arm and said: "I'm sorry that I might have offended you with my language and actions, so I ask for your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior."

David was astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had changed him...when the parrot continued: "May I ask what the turkey did?"

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!

Wednesday, November 30, 2005.

OK, so where did November go?

Here's a bit-o-bullshit for you to ponder this morning.....

We usually have the TV running here for background noise while we're working, and we usually have it tuned to The Weather Channel or CNBC. The business guru's on CNBC the other day were talking about retail sales in the US, and about this being the "age of Wal-Mart" here in the US. Due to their huge sales numbers and all that. They were showing those same film-clips of all the idiot American Bitches fighting to get in the Wal-Mart stores the other morning and so on. You know, trampling each other, literally, fighting over some great deal or another....

The "age of Wal-Mart" in the US?

We call it the "age of stupidity."

Our good mate David, who happens to be one of our Aussie members and who's now engaged with his Irina, sent us this photo of one of the "local guys" Down Under. We're wondering what this Rowdy guy plans on doing? According to David.....

David has been telling us these guys make all kinds of strange noises at night....Looking for their "true-love." OK guys, let's admit it....How many strange noises did all of us make in our younger days while we were out hunting for our "true-love?"

While we're pondering that bit-o-bullshit...

Have A Damn Fine Day!