A Belarus Bride
We are a personal service introduction and marriage agency helping men who seek a beautiful Russian woman from Belarus to be their bride.
Just for your information, we use the terms Belarus girls, Russian girls, Russian women, and Belarus women interchangeably. All Belarus women are Russian women. Belarus means "White Russia." It's an old name from the Czarist times.
May, 2008 Newsletter Archive
We've got members all over the place!
Ye, who enter these gates without a sense of humor, abandon all hope!
And remember:
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching."
Thursday, May 1, 2008.
We didn't have a Frost last night....And....Can you believe it's already May 1.
April just Blew-By!
Our good friend and member Dennis....( His Tanya will be here in only a couple months now and Man are looking forward to our Chippy Club Party!....) Sent us a nice joke from his I-phone a few days ago....We need to share this with everyone. Thanks Dennis!
It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget.
I'd do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark,
The moon was high,
We were all alone,
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft,
Her eyes were blue,
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft,
Her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn't know how,
But I tried my best.
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear,.
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it
I felt no shame...
All of a sudden,
the white stuff came!
At last it's finished,
It's all over now.
My first time ever
At milking a cow...
We like that! :-) Thanks again Dennis!
That's all we know here this chilly morning in Akron Ohio....Except to say....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, May 2, 2008.
It's Friday! We have warmer weather again here in Akron Ohio this morning! Spring might be around the corner after all....We're hopeful anyway.
Our Good Bud & Member Chris....His Natasha will be here in the USA this Fall....And again we can't wait for THAT Chippy Club Party :-)....Sent us this for the weekend. Something to think about. Thanks Chris! Good stuff for our kids!
I Love This Every Time I See It - Bill Gates Rules of Life
Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.
Rule 6 : If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Good Stuff! Thanks again Chris!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day....And Of Course....
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!
Monday, May 5, 2008.
Beautiful Spring morning here in Akron Ohio....We hope everyone had a nice weekend!
We went to the lake yesterday....Nina got a shot of one of our friendly Blue Herons....Kinda looks like a little Dinosaur....
Our good friend and member Joao from Portugal sent us some great photos of the changing of the guard at the Portugese Presidential Palace. These photos are priceless! Thanks for sharing with us Joao!
What a Beautiful Country Portugal is! We would love to visit someday! Thanks again Joao!
On a personal note this morning: CONGRATS on your new place Brett! We hope you enjoyed moving! RIGHT! :-)
And....CONGRATS on your new place Chris! We hope you enjoyed moving too! RIGHT AGAIN! :-)
That's all we know on this Beautiful Spring morning....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Tuesday, May 6, 2008.
We have a Stunning Spring Morning here in Akron Ohio! We Love These Spring Mornings!
We went up to the lake yesterday evening....Nina got a few photos of some of the local Fauna catching a few Rays....Interesting nature going on....
Those Turtles look to be getting a nice suntan....;-0
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday, May 7, 2008.
We are covered-up in yellow pollen around here from all the flower and tree blossoms....... Man..does it smell nice outside. We would guess people with alergies wouldn't agree....
Jim sent us a joke a while ago....Thanks Jim! Title:"Divorced Barbie."
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie
$19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asks: "It's what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
"Sir.. Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's Car,
Been there....Done that....;-0
That's all we know this pollen-covered morning....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday, May 8, 2008.
We have a cloudy, chilly morning here....Got some rain last night.
We have our Across-The-Pond-Sports-Reports from Rob and Brett....First Rob concerning Manchester City....
We hope that owner gets his act together Bud....
Brett's report concerning Arsenal....
"Arsenal won 1-0 against Everton, expected really, end of season attitude kicking in. Last game of the season next weekend."
Good to hear about your win Brett!
Steve sent us this photo....This young man painted this rock....The Flag is also part of the painting! Beautiful work....Quite a young artist! Makes you proud! Thanks Steve!
That's all we know this chilly Spring morning....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, May 9, 2008.
We have a cloudy, chilly morning here in Akron Ohio...But Hey! It's Friday! :-)
We have two of our guys in Belarus today....Dominic and Murlin! Hey....Both You Guys! Please Give your Special Ladies A Huge Hug & Kiss From Us!
Today also happens to be a Huge Holiday over in Belarus....Victory Day! This Holiday celebrates the end of WWll. This is a Big Holiday Weekend in Belarus....Lots of Parades and Celebrations. So....Happy Victory Day!
We wish Everyone A Fine Victory Day Today....And Of Course....
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!
Monday, May 12, 2008.
Monday already? We hope you had a nice weekend! Lots of rain here....
Rob sent us his Across-The-Pond-Sports-Report concerning Manchester City....Great fans over there....Rob....We hope your team owner comes to his senses Bud....
At least you went to the game and had a great time Rob! Things will improve!
That's all we know this soggy Monday morning....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Tuesday, May 13, 2008.
We have Sunshine here this morning....Our endless rain has....Ended! :-)
Anyone catch Keith Olbermann last night on "Countdown?" He ran that tape of Bill O'Reilly going crazy....On Fox News....Pravda....Or....As we sometimes call it....
The Official georgie w bush Poodle Network....
Good Old Bill "Wide-Stance" O'Reilly on Pravda....We wonder if "Billy Boy" had his Dildo Vibrating just a bit too....fast....during that taping? Problems when he sits in his chair....You understand....:-)
Our good friend and member Dennis....His Tanya will be here in a couple months and we can't wait....Sent us this nice funny. Thanks Dennis! Our Chippy Club Party is com'in! :-)
As a matter of fact....Yes! :-) Thanks again Dennis!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday, May 14, 2008.
We had a beautiful, sunny day yesterday....Our cloudy weather seems to be back here this morning. We heard the Pacific Ocean is in "La Nina" mode this year....Causing all the Tornadoes and storm systems across the USA.
Chris sent us this funny....Thanks Chris! Brighten up our morning! :-)
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party:
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working
at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder
and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'
The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride
and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'
The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the
best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth
returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?'
One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for
the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?'
The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as
a stripper at a nightclub.'
The three friends said: 'What a shame... what a disappointment.'
The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either... His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.'
We got a chuckle outta that! :-)
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday, May 15, 2008.
We have a cool, windy morning here in Akron Ohio....Sunny but cool. We sure would like to have some 80 degree weather around here! Hey Bill....Can you send us some from Phoenix....Please! ;-0
Jim sent us this funny a while back....Thanks Jim!
Estate Planning
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
Watch out for those nasty Western "women"! ;-)
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, May 16, 2008.
We have another rain-soaked morning here in Akron Ohio....But Hey! It's Friday!
Which means we need to get our heads on....Be Thankful for what we have in life....And Enjoy Our Blessings!
That's what we know here this morning....Have A Damn Fine Friday....And....
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!
Monday, May 19, 2008.
We hope You had a nice weekend! We did here....despite our continuing soggy weather. Cooler than normal too....
You know what likes cool....Soggy conditions....Don't you....Other than Frogs....
If you guessed "Plants"....You win a Cookie! ;-)
Brett sent us our final Across-The-Pond-Sports-Report concerning Arsenal....The season has come to an end. Brett....Thanks for your report Bud!
Arsenal won the last game this season 1-0, so we finished 3rd on 83 points, 4 points behind the winners. Sadly there are rumours that Alex Hleb, the Belarusian star for arsenal might be leaving for pastures new this summer. He is a fantastic player, and he would be missed.
We hope you keep your Belarussian Player Brett! That is interesting!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Tuesday, May 20, 2008.
Is it possible the clouds are back this morning? Can't Be! :-)
Dennis sent us a funny to help get us moving this morning....Thanks Dennis!
w is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in
Looks like the special parking lot in a War Zone! Let's see....Women's Only Parking lot....War Zone....Same Difference I suppose. ;-0
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday, May 21, 2008.
We can't believe....Next Monday is Memorial Day here in the USA. The Official Kick-Off to Summer!
Dennis sent us this...."Risque Riddles." Thanks Dennis!
Q. What is the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What is the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What is the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q. What is the difference between 'ooooooh' and 'aaaaaaah'?
A. About three inches.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts do not have eyes.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They do not have balls to scratch!
I wasn't aware of that...."Why women rub their eyes in the morning"....;-0
That's all we know this morning....Except of course....To Say....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday, May 22, 2008.
We have another rainy....Chilly morning here in Akron Ohio....Looks like we will have a nice Memorial Day Weekend coming up! We are looking forward to some warm days around here!
We pulled this story off the News-Feed....Just had to share this with everyone. No....This is not a story about Nina and I. ;-()
Pair say they attacked each other with frying pan
May 15, 2008 5:47 PM EDT
CROSSVILLE, Tenn. - Out of the frying pan and into the fire. That's pretty much what happened to a Cumberland County couple arrested and charged with whacking each other with a frying pan.
Heather and Samuel Newcome are both charged with domestic assault. They told Sheriff's Deputy Timothy Tutor last week that they got into an argument and hit each other with the cookware.
"Both parties had injuries consistent with both of their stories," Tutor says in his report.
Other family members got involved in the fray as well and apparently came to blows, but none decided to file charges.
Tutor took Heather Newcome the Cumberland County Justice Center, where she was charged, then took out a warrant on her husband, who later turned himself in.
The two are scheduled to appear Monday in General Sessions Court.
Nina did get a good chuckle outta this....I need to behave myself. ;-0
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, May 23, 2008.
It's Friday! Monday is Memorial Day in the USA. We want to wish all families around the world with family in the Armed Services Godspeed and a safe return home!
We also want to wish everyone a safe and enjoyable weekend....
HEY! HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!
Tuesday, May 27, 2008.
We hope all you guys had a Nice Memorial Day Weekend, you guys who live in the USA that is! We had a real nice weekend here....We actually had some decent weather around here for a change.
OK, on to some new stuff....
Our good mate and member Rob from England sent us a few pics from the Ricky Hatton vs Juan Lazcano fight in Manchester England on May 24. Rob attended that fight along with some family guys and friends. They had a great time....Ricky Hatton....Manchester's favorite son....won by decision. Glad you guys had a good time Bud! Thanks for the pics!
Cool you guys could get tickets to that fight Rob! Glad you guys had a Great Time!
Our good Friend & Member Joao from Portugal sent us a few pics of the area where he lives. Just a Stunning, Beautiful place! Thanks for sharing with us Joao!
Costa Da Caparica Beach....Just in case anyone wants to visit one of the most beautiful Beaches on the Planet! Thanks again for sharing with us Joao!
That's all we know this morning....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday, May 29, 2008.
We have a Sunny, Nice Morning here in Akron Ohio....We were supposed to get a Frost last night....Looks like that didn't happen....Good for all the flowers Nina planted.
Jim sent us a nice funny....Thanks Bud!
Five minute management course.
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for amoment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' shereplies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 heowes me?' Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Sounds like good advice! ;-0
We do want to welcome Richard to the group this morning! Richard lives down in South Florida....We'll guess he doesn't need to worry about Frost on May 29. Richard has quite an interesting career....Working in the shipping business....And he has a nice sense of humor. We're looking forward to working with you Richard....Like all our members you're welcome to visit with us here anytime! We've been on the phone a couple times getting to know each other....It's been our pleasure Bud! So....
WELCOME RICHARD!
Life is about to get lots more exciting Richard! :-)
That's all we know this morning....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, May 30, 2008.
Hey! It's Friday! :-)
You guys who know my Nina personally know she loves flower gardening....Here's a shot of some of her handiwork....
Beautiful color! Nice job Sweetheart! :-)
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day....And....
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!
