A Belarus Bride

We are a personal service introduction and marriage agency helping men who seek a beautiful Russian woman from Belarus to be their bride.

Just for your information, we use the terms Belarus girls, Russian girls, Russian women, and Belarus women interchangeably. All Belarus women are Russian women. Belarus means "White Russia." It's an old name from the Czarist times.

May, 2006 Newsletter Archive

                              

        

We've got members all over the place!

Ye, who enter these gates without a sense of humor, abandon all hope!

And remember:

 

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching."

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Monday, May 1, 2006.

It's May already? Where the HELL did April run off to?

Today also happens to be the old Soviet worker's holiday....which of course is the holiday "May Day." Similar to our "Labor Day." Today is still a big holiday in Belarus. So.....Happy May Day!

 

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!

 

Tuesday, May 2, 2006.

I was exchanging e-mail with a guy yesterday, we were laughing at some of the strange e-mail we get here. I was explaining that we get some mail that people just would not believe. Well....low and behold....here's another funny we just got. This note falls into the garden variety "send me a woman to Cyprus and I'll pay you a big commission" category type e-mail we get here.....

I am looking for a serious, educated, polite, faithful, nice looking girl between the ages 22 and 35 who wants to come and live in Cyprus. No marriage involved. I will obtain her a long term visa, a flat to live, i will pay everything and give her $1000 per month for her personal expenses. IF YOU CAN FIND ME A GIRL YOU WILL GET GOOD COMMISSION.

 

 

Well, it's Spring....and old Nicos from Cyprus is horny.....Poor guy.

Let's help Nicos a bit here.....Get him all lathered-up....

There you go Nicos! She's on the way! Send that commission anytime! ;-0

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!

 

Wednesday, May 3, 2006.

We have some cool photos of Clint & Maryna, and Mike & Galina on their trip thru the desert to Vegas!

Here we go:

In Death Valley:

It's not so scary!

Map Quest? Where are we?? ;-)

Here we are!

Aerobic Dance on the Salt Lake: Two beautiful ladies!

Last look at Death Valley:

World of the Pharaoh!

There's a nice shot of Clint:

At Ceasar's Palace: Mike & Galina getting ready to win that jackpot!

" We're not so lucky at gambling.....

 

....But we are VERY LUCKY in LOVE!"

 

Here's the note these guys sent along to us with the photos:

"Here are the happy couples you helped bring together. Thanks!!

Your friends always,

Mike, Galina, Clint and Maryna"

Thanks to our "Love-Birds" for sharing these photos with us....and thanks for being our good friends!!

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!

 

Thursday, May 4, 2006.

One of our members is a contractor working in Iraq. He sent us this cool photo....This was taken in Tikrit, Iraq. He knows how all us guys like Tanks and military stuff....Thanks Bud! Be safe!

All our guys have interesting work, we tend to get members who have interesting lives in general. And speaking of that, our member Steve who works in Saudi Arabia sent us this note from his Mom. She happens to have a fine sense of humor....and now we know where Steve gets his cool sense of humor from. Here's what Steve sent us, with her note:

You need to understand some context for what is below... My Mom is a Southern Democrat, she has been all her life.  The last Democrat I voted for was Jimmy Carter.  She knows how I feel about left wing liberals (and right wing conservatives for that matter) So when she sent this to me today it really cracked me up :-)
 
THE PLAN:
 
1) Let the Men who want to marry Men,
2) Let the Women who want to marry Women,
3) Let anyone who wants to abort their babies,
 
This will solve all our problems, within three generations there will be no Democrats...
 
Take care...
 
Steve

 

We all need a good sense of humor in life if we expect to have a good life. Right? Thanks Steve! ;-)

And Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!

 

Friday, May 5, 2006.

This week Blew-By quick....They all Blow-By quick.

Since we're on the subject of Tanks....Here are a couple shots of the Minsk Military Museum....Many of our guys like to visit this Museum when they're in Minsk with their gals, and the cool thing is....their ladies have a nice way of going along and acting interested. ;-0 That's another one of the nice things about our women from Vitebsk. They actually like to treat their men well. Refreshing....ain't it!

 

 

Nice place....When you get over to Minsk we need to set-this up for you guys....

Don't forget, May 9 is a big holiday in Belarus....Victory Day!

Ed B. sent us this nice story....Thanks Bud! Are us guys really like this? ;-0 You BET!

TO BE 6 AGAIN
 
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning
back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was
not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. I'd like
to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.
 
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl
of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park what a day!
 He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of
Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... Everything there was.
 
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
 
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a chocolate shake.
 

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.
 
What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
collapsed into bed exhausted.
 

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well Dear,
what was it like being six again??
 
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.  I meant my
Dress Size, you dumb ass!!
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get
it wrong.
 

We do try tho!

Hey!....Have A Damn Fine Day....And....

HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!

 

Monday, May 8, 2006.

Hope you had a nice weekend? We did here....

We have a new male member from the USA that we want to welcome to the group today. He wants to remain anonymous, which is fine with us, that's always up to the member. But...We can say....

WELCOME NEW GUY!

We can also say that he happens to be a nice guy!

Life is about to get a lot more exciting Bud!

We also have another new baby girl in our group! We've had a run on baby girls lately!

Anyway....

CONGRATS NEW PARENTS!

You know who you are! :-) We hope you guys can get a little sleep? ;-0 Probably NOT!

OK now.....Thanks to Mark R. for this funny....

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!

 

Tuesday, May 9, 2006.

Today is a big holiday in Belarus and Russia....Victory Day!

Today they're celebrating the end of WWll....

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!

 

Wednesday, May 10, 2006.

We have some good news today: Mark called us yesterday, he and Anna got their K-1 approval!

CONGRATS MARK & ANNA!

Hey Mark! We want you guys to plan on coming up here for our Chippy Party after Anna gets here! It's not so far a drive from Texas Bud!

And for everyone ....As always....

Have A Damn Fine Day!

 

Friday, May 12, 2006.

Let's see, it's Friday, Thank God....What's new in the world today? Not much....Except....

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day....And of course....

HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!

 

Saturday, May 13, 2006.

We hope you're all having a nice weekend so far? We have a chilly, rainy morning here in Akron today. We do need the spring rain tho....

Tomorrow is Mother's Day! To all our Mom's everywhere, and especially to our new Mom's...We do have a few new Mom's here in our group....

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

Have A Fine Day.....And....

HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!

 

Monday, May 15, 2006.

Rain, Rain, more Rain. I think our drought is over.

Well, Steve S. sent us a nice funny....Thanks Bud!

It's called: "Always carry money on Greek Toll-Roads."

We think that's a real good idea....

While we're pondering the ramifications of that "toll"...

Have A Damn Fine Day!

 

Monday Evening......

We're back....Keith & Sveta and their son Andrey sent us this nice family photo! Keith & Sveta were married in March, and they're just look'in Great! Looks like the weather in Texas is a lot nicer than what we have here!

Thanks for sending the photo guys!

Now....Have A Damn Fine Evening!

 

Tuesday, May 16, 2006.

We've still got the rain here this morning....It's all dull and gloomy outside. But....Clint & Maryna to the rescue with a nice joke! Nina and I really got a kick out of this....We hope you enjoy it too. Thanks Clint & Maryna!

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for
Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.
She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents
and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her.
They saw her and began calling greetings to her, "Hello,
How are you ! We've been waiting for you ! Good to see you."
When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him,
 "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in ?"
"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.
"Which word?" the woman asked.
"Love." 
The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven. 
About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman
and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.
While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been ?"
"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her.
"I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill.
I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion.
And, my new wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun
and I went water skiing today.
I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer. How do I get in ?"
"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
"Which word ?" her husband asked.
 "Antidisestablishmentarinism."
Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry or...

there'll be Hell to pay later.

 

Like I said....We both enjoyed that joke! ;-0 Thanks again guys!

And Hey....Have A Damn Fine Day!

 

Thursday, May 18, 2006.

We have lots of our married couples, from various countries going back to visit family and friends over in Belarus. We've been on the phone with a few of them these last few days....We want to wish everyone a great time! It's going to be a busy time in Vitebsk! We hope some of you guys send us some photos!

On another interesting note...Plane fares are very reasonable. Actually it's easy to find good fares going over to Belarus, and Russia for that matter. Anyone who wants to discuss that with us....Give us a call.

And Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!

 

Friday, May 19, 2006.

It's Friday!

Now....In my never ending quest to stay as politically correct as possible in this Newsletter....You know....Never offending Democrats, Republicans, Old Hippies, Right Wingers, American NOW Bitches....Let's see what we have this morning....

I've been accused of being both an "Old Hippie" and a "Right Winger" at different times.....Go figure....I don't know what's worse...The "Old" or "Hippie."

Brad sent us this funny...Nina and I got a good laugh....at the expense of any Castro or Anna supporters out there....Thanks Brad! ;-0

"Forbes magazine has come out with their list of the richest people in the world. Eighty-year-old Fidel Castro, Mr. Communism, is near the top of the list - they say he's worth over $900 million. And today, when she heard this, Anna Nicole Smith hopped in an inner tube and started paddling to Cuba."

--Jay Leno, May 17, 2006

 

Way to go Anna!

And here's something nice from Clint & Maryna....Thanks Guys! This takes care of the "Gynos" and the "Anti-Tit" people out there....

                  The Gynecologist

A Beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed.
After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While Doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or Dermatological abnormalities."
"That's right," said the doctor.
He then began to fondle her Breasts. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer."
"Correct," replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his Patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
"Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes: which is why I came here In the first place."

 

I guess that's enough political correctness for one day....

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day....And....

Have A Damn Fine Weekend!

 

Monday, May 22, 2006.

We had a nice weekend here....Hope you did too!

Don & Irina came for a visit....We can't believe they've been married now for almost a year. Here's some photos...Thanks for making the trip here guys!

 

We always have a Blast when Don & Irina visit....

That's an inside joke Nina shared with these guys....I won't get into that now....

Two Beautiful women!

Don & Irina just got back from their Carribean Cruise...Don is showing us their photos. They had a great time...and they came back home with serious sun-tans. Made us look like a couple ghosts! ;-0

 

It warmed-up just a little on Sunday...Gave us a chance to get outside....

 

That's why our weekend Blew-By so fast...

We have Peter coming for a visit today....He's one of our newer members....we're looking forward to meeting him.

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!

 

Tuesday, May 23, 2006.

We had a fine day yesterday, one of our newer members Pete came by for a visit. This was the first time we met....it was nice to confirm our suspicions that Pete is a nice guy. Here's a few photos....

We like this shot....

Here's a nice photo!

I was trying to suck-my-gut-in here....Pete doesn't have to! ;-0

Actually....Pete is a real nice guy! We're always glad that our site attracts good people.

 

Pete doesn't live too far away, easier to get together that way. We have lots of nice members in Europe....we hope some more of those guys can make the trip over here in the near future.

That's all the "B.S." I have for this morning....More coffee!

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!

 

Wednesday, May 24, 2006.

We have a beautiful morning here in Akron Ohio, Spring is finally here. We've been waiting for this!

Today also happens to be a special day for our member Bill, it's his Birthday! We know Bud....You're "about" 25 or so and "holding".....Which works just fine for us....Anyway....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILL!

You know the old saying...." You're not getting older, you're getting better!"

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!

 

Thursday, May 25, 2006.

Damn....It's Thursday already? Monday is a big holiday here in the USA....Memorial Day....We believe it's a slight possibility that some beer might be consumed in the USA this weekend? Yep....It's slightly possible. ;-0

Lots of people will be camping, going to their favorite swimming holes....But do be careful....

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!

 

Friday, May 26, 2006.

The weekend is almost here!

Monday is Memorial Day here in the USA. We want to wish all families around the world with family in the Armed Services Godspeed and a safe return home!

 

We had some heavy weather here in our area last evening....Tornado warnings all over the place....Thankfully, we didn't have any problems....Except for a bolt of lightning that seemed to flash right outside our window. That got our attention....

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day....And....Especially for all our guys in Iraq and Afghanistan.....Here's a little something to show our appreciation....

 

HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND GUYS! BE SAFE!

 

Tuesday, May 30, 2006.

We hope everyone had a nice Holiday Weekend!

Ed B. sent us a nice joke to get our asses-in-gear this morning. Thanks Ed!

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.  The thin one leaned over and said, "Life is so darned boring. We never have any fun any more. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!" "You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill. The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.  The smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd. "What happened?" asked her waiting friend. 

"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."

 

I don't want to think about that.....Brings up a mental image.....

We do want to welcome Dennis to the group this morning. Dennis is quite an interesting character...real nice guy! He has a real interesting family history, it's no wonder he has a great sense of humor. We've spent some time on the phone, he's from California....So....

WELCOME DENNIS!

Life is about to "Heat-Up" Bud! Get Ready!

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!

 

Wednesday, May 31, 2006.

Can you believe it's the last day of May?

Steve M. sent us a nice joke....Thanks Bud! It won't be long now till Steve and his son Steven are on the plane to Belarus! They will be meeting Steve's Irina, and they're about ready to take the trip of their lives together!

It's cool when our father/son trips come up....our male members bringing their sons along to meet their ladies! That's a meeting they will never forget!

OK, here's the joke:

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife,
"You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station now:

BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,

BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,

BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go."

"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked.

When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump into bed.

And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night."

The next night he came home from work and yelled,

"BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"

"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?

"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!!!"

That's too funny! ;-0

....And Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!