March 06-Belarus Bride Too

We are a personal service introduction and marriage agency helping men who seek a beautiful Russian woman from Belarus to be their bride.

Just for your information, we use the terms Belarus girls, Russian girls, Russian women, and Belarus women interchangeably. All Belarus women are Russian women. Belarus means "White Russia." It's an old name from the Czarist times.

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching."

It's cold here this morning....The good news is March is here and the promise of Spring is upon us! Nina and I can't wait to get out and do some planting.

Speaking of Love....We have some photos of Roger & Irina in Vitebsk! Take a look at these photos and I'll give you some interesting facts about these guys....

Everyone needs to experience a Russian Winter at least one time in their lives! ;-0 Somehow...We think Roger & Irina are nice and warm!

Nina and I, and our crew in Vitebsk are all real excited for Roger & Irina. The fact is....Roger happens to be legally blind. Yep...Roger is our first legally blind member. Roger does have some sight, but it's not as good as most people have. When we were discussing admitting Roger into our group, we all got to talking about Roger taking a trip to Vitebsk, what would be involved, all that.

Roger explained to us how much traveling he does, and he does travel...More than we do...

When he has a leak in his roof...Roger buys and sells properties...HE gets up and fixes it himself...which is more than I can say...

Well, you get the idea...So Nina and I figured we had no reason to turn Roger down for membership just because he has a slight disability. He met Irina, they developed a relationship...And here they are together in Vitebsk.

We really admire a man who, against the odds...takes the proverbial "Bull-By-The-Horns"...He does not wimp-out...He goes out into the world and finds his happiness. In other words...Roger is a man...Not a wimp.

A Man...That's one thing that's a bit difficult to find anymore here in the USA. What with our incompetent political "Leadership" that never takes responsibility for their failures, and why should they when we as a people don't demand that they do...to "men" who cry and try to blame everyone else for their mistakes...Is it any wonder why we're in such a mess now in the USA?

Nina and I understand the internet tends to support wimpy types who are able to cry on internet sites...Because they can do that without putting their names and phone numbers behind their opinions. In our opinion, any guy who posts any " scam" without identifying himself is a wimp. In our line of work, those "Russian Women Anti-Scam" Websites are a fine example of this. Especially the sites where a wimp can post his sad story about getting scammed by a woman. You know, they post photos of women who scammed them, they post a short story...which is their side of the story only of course, and there you have it.....Anonymously, of course.

We wonder why these guys keep sending money to these women...because there really are lots of scammers out there...They are not difficult to spot....And then they tell their sad "tales" on these goofy sites. Their postings are listed from "Dan" or "John"...you get the idea. No address, phone number....only wimps posting their sad tales. These sites ask for donations of course. That's a great scam right there.

Someone needs to start up an "Anti-Wimp.Org" website for these "men." It would work like this:

Wimpy " politically correct" webmasters who support these sites could support both the "anti-scam" sites, and also the "anti-wimp" site. That way, our wimp could post his sad story on the first, and then sign-up for official wimp recognition on the other. Our wimpy webmasters could put these sites together, saving time and energy for the poor wimps who were abused.

They would also be saving the time and effort of the sincere Russian Women who would like to find a real man....thus helping them to avoid the wimps.

So we're getting ready to post here this morning...And here's a good guy who posts on the Russian Woman List talking about the same thing. Here's part of his post....He was responding to some moron who was crying on the list about being scammed....

Your comment on scammers is golden. Never
seen a "scam site" that was anything better
than "worse than worthless". In general,
they're places for disfunctional men to vent
their frustration over unrequited love by some
innocent RW. Most scammers are so obvious
in their technique that if you can't figure
out that your're being scammed during the
process, you should probably forget about
looking in the the FSU for a bride.

In summary, it may sound cruel, but I'd
advise that he do himself and RW in general
a big favor and forget about looking in
Russia for a partner.

There are plenty of intelligent, good guys out there of course. Thank God! Sometimes, they just get lost in all the "Chaffe" of the internet. There are lots of "grey-areas" out there, we have met our share. We have also met our share of good men. Thank God for that too.

We have a couple more photos of Roger & Irina this morning! Our Alex & Luda happen to have a piano, they all got together for a party and Roger was playing the piano for them. Alex, Luda and Irina were all delighted with Roger's ability!

Love always looks Great! Interesting....when people are happy inside....How well those feelings show on the outside.

My mother had this idea to have me take piano lessons when I was a kid. Man....That idea just didn't work out well at all. ;-0 How do you teach a kid with "0" talent to play the piano?

How about that for a great time? Reminds me...I need to get some of that "Only For Men Hair-Color stuff." ;-0

Speaking of nice things....I forgot to mention that Roger & Irina are Engaged! We were on the phone with those guys yesterday...We sent them our Best Wishes and Congratulations...

Steve sent us a joke, which we really appreciate on this cold, snowy Friday morning. Thanks Bud!

I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?"

"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
hiking, or bicycling?"

No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit?"

It's Monday....It's March 6....We're still here doing what we've always done. We are a small, personal group of guys who want to find our special happiness in life...We will continue to do just that.

You'll notice many sites that sold women's addresses like they were cattle are gone....or soon will be gone.

Ed sent us a funny to help us get our Butts in gear this morning...Thanks Bud! Always appreciated! ;-0

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his
wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a
gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The
husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over
and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

Today is International Woman's Day! This is the biggest holiday of the year for our women, we hope you're doing something special for your special lady. So ladies.....

Yesterday was Ed's Birthday! Ed N. is "hovering" around 25 or so just like we are....Hang in there Bud! ;-0

We want to welcome Alexander to the group today! Alexander is a good guy, we are looking forward to working with you Bud! Things are about to get a lot more exciting in your life, as you know! So.....

We have rain here this morning mixed with ice, but the good news is we will have some warmer weather moving in here for the weekend. We're planning on doing some spring clean-up outside if it doesn't rain on us.

It's late afternoon, we just got off the phone with Sveta...Keith's Sveta got here last week....she had a good trip from Vitebsk. Keith is running around taking care of a few items....because...they're getting married in about 45 minutes! Way to go Keith & Sveta! Send us some nice Wedding Photos please!

We want to wish Dale a Happy Belated Birthday! Dale is another one of us guys who's 25 and "hovering"....Keep up the good work Bud!

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes
into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and
says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll
forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm
in room 221."

We have some serious wind here this morning....but it feels like Spring. We can't wait for the Spring flowers.......

We have some heavy weather moving in here now, this is part of that system that hit Missouri and Arkansas....We hope this stuff just blows-over.....

A young lady came across a man in uniform and asked him "Is
something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
"The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It
looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,
"You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this
the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his
hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and
said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact
voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

(Don't ya love military time?!)

Those storms blew-thru here yesterday, no damage in our area. We feel sorry for those folks who had all those problems out West.

Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell
me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling and
made funny noises.

My coworker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are
you doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out.
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my coworker (the
blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, " And where do you think you're
going?"

(You're gonna love this..... ) ...

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number
of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a
terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle
slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk
about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to
overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came
home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how
I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh,
Bill, you didn't!"she exclaimed. "Yes, I did." he replied. "My God,
Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened
with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."

Roger called us last night....His Irina sent him a recording of her and her daughter Dasha singing Roger "Happy Birthday!" Nina and I got a kick out of that, and Roger was thrilled! Very cool Birthday surprise!

Today also happens to be the first day of Spring! Nina's ready to get out and start some planting...which she'll do as soon as the ground thaws......

We want to welcome an old friend into the group today! We've both known Kent for years, he finally decided to take-the-plunge, and we spent some time together yesterday. Kent is about the nicest guy on the planet...We're looking forward to working with you Buddy! So....

Kent lives in the area here...as you might be able to guess by his local looking cap. ;-0

It's still colder than that proverbial Witch's Tit around here today....But the good news: No Snow!

We have "Imus in the Morning" on the TV this morning....They're talking about Debra LaFave...You know, the American Bitch who was Banging the 14 year old boy. Debra was a teacher at some school in Florida, and the boy was one of her students at the school.

Anyway, the big news was that she got off without any jail time, and her interview was plastered all over the news shows last night. There's no "Double-Standard" in the USA, right?

Poor Debra says she has "Bi-Polar" mental disease, whatever the Hell that is...and she's looking forward to getting all better with plenty of "Psych help"....

She was married to some poor guy while she was Banging the kid, and now she is engaged to an idiot who was her High School sweetheart....Here he is.....A real Rocket-Scientist....

Debra Lafave....A fine example of American woman-hood....Her official Mug-Shot....

And here she is during her interview last evening.....Posing for a nice media shot.....

Debra was blaming the media for all her problems....of course, where else have we been hearing that one....But the good news is that Debra is taking a mail-order course in....You guessed it....Her new career.....Journalism.

It's Friday....Things are looking up....And....Steve sent us a nice joke to help us get started this morning. Thanks Steve!

A cowboy has spent days crossing the Texas plains
without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling
through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath,
when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand
several yards ahead of him.

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers
what looks to be an old briefcase. He opens it, and out pops a
genie. But this is no ordinary genie.

She is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull gray dress. There's a
calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one
ear. "Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have three wishes."

"I'm not falling for this." said the cowboy. "I'm not going to
trust an IRS genie."

"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it
looks like you're a goner anyway!"

The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the
genie is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen.
He is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself showered in rare gold coins and precious gems.

"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says, "I wish that no
matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."

***POOF***

He turned into a tampon.

The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string attached.

Today happens to be Alan & Tanya's 2 year Wedding Anniversary! We can't believe it's been 2 years already since our wonderful friends got married! So....

Alan & Tanya live in Louisiana, they had a tuff year this year but all is OK, we're glad to hear. They sent us this letter which we really appreciate....

Tanya, Yahor and I have been together for TWO years now!!! Its hard to believe.
Yahor is one of the top two students in his class after barely speaking
any English when he arrived.
I just wanted to say thanks to you and ABB for helping me find the best
woman in the world for me. Our relationship is stronger each day.
I could not think of surviving the disasters here last year, without my
Tanya by my side! We both would still rather be doing things together than
apart. Together we are such a winning team!

The US government has not made it easy to do what we have done, but it is
worth it!!! I highly recommend anyone considering doing things this way
to go for it and use ABB! Greg and Nina were indispensable help during the
process. Thanks and best wishes to ABB and all their happy couples in the
future!

Alan & Tanya

Yahor is Alan & Tanya's son, and we're proud to hear how well he's doing in school. It's great that with a loving family helping and supporting him, everything is working out just fine.

You know, something so important in life, like a happy marriage...is well worth doing the K-1 visa paperwork.....As all of us who have done it know very well....

It's finally starting to look like Spring around here today. The sun is shining, that's something we haven't seen here for a while. Puts us in the mood to get out and do some Spring clean-up.

Peter lives only a state away, and we figure we might be able to meet with Peter soon....at least we hope you can make it out here soon Bud!

Peter happens to be quite an interesting guy....we're looking forward to working with you....and, we're looking forward to our becoming good friends in the process. So....

We're due to have our first Spring-Like day here today, and Nina has plans to plant some flowers. It's nice to finally taste some Spring around here!

Steve sent us a nice joke....This will get us in that good old Spring Mood! Thanks Steve!

Subject: HARLEY DAVIDSON MOTORCYCLES

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle,
Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur.
"Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles
have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with
anyone you want to in heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then
said, "I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented,
"Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? "
Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...."
God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's
pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke,
"Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?"

God said, " Ah, yes."
"Well ," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some
major design flaws in your invention :
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble too much
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!
"Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,"
replied God, "hold on."

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and
waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and
God read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,
" God said to Arthur,
"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.

It's Spring....Love is in the air....Makes you want to get up and "take-a-ride"....Doesn't it? ;-0 ....On your Harley of course......

It's Friday...It's the last day of March already....Where did March go? Time flies....

Nina planted some flowers yesterday...We have one more nice day today before the rain starts for a few days...and...Nina just took a peak out the window to see our Rocket J. Squirrel digging up her new flowers. Spring is here! ;-0