A Belarus Bride

We are a personal service introduction and marriage agency helping men who seek a beautiful Russian woman from Belarus to be their bride.

Just for your information, we use the terms Belarus girls, Russian girls, Russian women, and Belarus women interchangeably. All Belarus women are Russian women. Belarus means "White Russia." It's an old name from the Czarist times.

March, 2005 Newsletter Archive.

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005.

So we were on the phone with Keith B. from Texas last night, he was laughing at us....He had 70 degrees and sun....John R. from South Dakota wrote us...He'll probably be out playing golf today....Jeff L. down in Georgia went swimming last weekend.....Here's what we woke up to this morning...

So....If we get our Belarus Bride snow-crew out work'in today....I'll shoot some pics of her progress. :-)

And as always....Have A Damn Fine Day!

Wednesday, March 2, 2005.

We have a bunch more snow here today, but Hey....It's March!

Ed S. called yesterday, his Elena got her appointment for her interview in Warsaw. Her interview date is April 8.

CONGRATS ED & ELENA!

Hey Ed! We are looking forward to you guys making it up here in the spring!

The other news around here is Nina and I had to visit with our dentist this morning. That's always a fun way to spend some time. The best thing about that is getting outta that chair! :-)

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!

Thursday, March 3, 2005.

You know, Nina and I here in Akron Ohio, and our crew Valentina, Alex & Luda, and Elena in Vitebsk all love what we do. That's just about the best way to go thru life we can imagine. Here's one reason why:

Mark & Elena are Engaged of course, and here's a few shots of our lovers in Minsk.....

We've said it before...We'll say it again. Two people in love make the most wonderful sight around! Beautiful Russian woman....Way to go Mark!

Don't you agree?

Way to go Mark & Elena! Looks like that ring worked....Right Mark?

Mark will be stopping by here for a visit on his way home next week....We can't wait for that get-together. Those would be the "After" photos we were talking about a few days ago.

If you don't get what this means.....

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching."

You need to figure it out as fast as you can. It has a lot to do with this:

Make Sure You.....Have A Damn Fine Day....Every Day!

Friday, March 4, 2005.

We have some good news today. Rob & Luda got their approval!

CONGRATS ROB & LUDA!

Way to go guys! You'll need to make a trip up here this summer!

It's still real cold here in Akron, and we have plenty of snow on the ground. Spring can't be too far off....Can it?

Let's warm things up a bit.....

There we go.....I feel better already. I'm off to get some more coffee....Hey....

HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!

Saturday, March 5, 2005.

We're stopping by here this morning to say a big HELLO to one of our favorite Aussie members, Paul. Paul will be making another trip to Vitebsk at the end of March to be with his Tanya. We want to see some cool photos you guys!

Way to go Paul & Tanya!

Have a great trip Bud!

It's still real cold here, but our Red-Birds, Cardinals actually...are starting to act like they have love on their minds. Spring must be right around the corner. The males & females are pairing-up....we get a ring-side seat right at our kitchen window. Nina was able to get a shot of one of the males yesterday...These birds are beautiful....

Looks like he's ready for some heavy-duty action!

Hey! Have A Great Weekend!

Tuesday, March 8, 2005.

Today is a special day for our ladies! Today happens to be International Women's Day.

CONGRATS TO ALL OUR BEAUTIFUL WOMEN!

Hey! Have A Great Day!

Wednesday, March 9, 2005.

We hope all our beautiful women had a great day yesterday!

It's early in the morning here as we write this....We just heard from Mark R. He's at the Cleveland airport now, and he will be here in an hour or so. Mark just flew in from Vitebsk.....and if you've been reading the Newsletter...You already know Mark is stopping by here on his way home. We'll post those "After" shots we've been talking about later on today.

Mark looks like a new man! We wonder why. :-)

Have a great trip home Bud. Get some rest!

Our next big holiday com'in up next week is of course St. Patrick's Day. In honor of that great day, we'll be posting a few Irish jokes. Any of you guys out there who have a good joke or two, please send 'em in. Here's something nice from Mark & Olga. Thanks Guys!

Irish Miracle

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the
city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over
the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver,
"where have ya been?" "Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the
drunk. "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to
drink this evening." "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms
across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "Oh,
thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

OK.....Now.....Have A Damn Fine Day!

Thursday, March 10, 2005.

We have a couple nice St. Patrick's Day jokes today...Which might help all us guys get into the holiday spirit. OK....Here we go:

These are from Mark & Olga:

"Irish Shopping"

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time
removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled
with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave.
"S'cuse me", said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had
done, "what was that all about?" "Nothin', said the Irishman, "my wife
just sent me out for a jar of olives!"

Irish Predicament

Drunk, Ole Mulvihill (From the Northern Irish Clan) staggers into a
Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the Ole just sits there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles,
"ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either."

Thanks Mark & Olga! :-)

We still have real cold temps here, and yet another snow storm moving in later today. ENOUGH ALREADY!

I'm gett'in tired of taking photos of our Belarus Bride snow-removal crew at work....And believe me....Our Belarus Bride snow-removal crew is gett'in real tired of snow-removing. :-0

That's all the Bullshit I have for today...So....

Have A Damn Fine Day!

Friday, March 11, 2005.

We got buried in snow again last night, with another 5" or so on the way today thru tomorrow. Look out our window and it looks like January, not March. But....TGIF! Friday is always good no matter what the weather happens to be doing!

We have a few things going on around here.....

We want to welcome Rob to the group today. Rob happens to be a real nice guy, we love having him in our group. Rob also happens to be an Englishman, which is real cool in our book! Hey Rob! Life is about to get real exciting as you well know. We're looking forward to working with you and sharing that excitement with you! So.....

WELCOME ROB!

We also want to welcome Dale to the group today. We've spent some time on the phone together, and Dale will be making a trip out here in a few weeks....But we already know he's a good guy. Dale lives in the Chicago area, so he's dealing with all this wonderful weather just like we are. Anyway....

WELCOME DALE!

Life is about to get one Damn Sight more exciting Bud, and we're looking forward to sharing some of that excitement with you too! That's why we love what we do around here!!

Since we're moving ever closer to St. Patrick's Day, here's something to help us get into the mood, thanks to Mark & Olga.

Irish Accident

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan
arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin'
to tell ya." "Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim.
But where's my husband?" "That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda.
There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..." "Oh, God no!" cries Brenda.

"Please don't tell me..." "I must, Brenda. Your husband Seamus is dead
and gone. I'm sorry." Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and
drowned." "Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at
least go quickly?" "Well, no Brenda ... no. Fact is, he got out three
times to pee."

I love this joke....Guinness happens to be one of my favorites. Fall'in into a vat of that.....mmmmm...:-)

Hey! Don't forget...Have A Damn Fine Day....And....

HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!

Saturday, March 12, 2005.

We just had to stop by here this morning to share what we call our "Spring-Time-In-Ohio" experience with Ya'll. You know....The birds chirping....The little flowers blooming...All the natural wonders we can enjoy during the Spring. We woke up this morning to take a look out the kitchen window and enjoy.....

Ain't that Great?

Will this CRAP ever end?

WINTER

We need another St. Patrick's Day joke and lots more coffee...

Irish Last Request

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady's after his Sunday morning
service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my
dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed
away last night." The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me,
did he have any last requests?" She says, "That he did, Father..." The
priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?" She says, "He said, 'Please Mary,
put down that damn gun!'

OK....Regardless of the weather.....

HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!

Tuesday, March 15, 2005.

We spoke with Kevin a few days ago....Kevin's Irina has her interview date in Warsaw, it happens to be on April 6.

CONGRATS KEVIN & IRINA!

We will see you guys next month! Way to go Kevin & Irina!

Let's do another St. Patrick's Day joke....Thanks to Mark & Olga....

"You've Been Out Drinking Again"

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally
said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave fell
flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured
he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober
him up. Once outside, he stood up and fell on his face again. So he decided
to crawl the four blocks home.

When he arrived at the door he stood up and fell flat on his face. He
crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed
he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself
upright, but he quickly fell right into the bed and is sound asleep as
soon as his head hit the pillow.

He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him,
shouting, "SO YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!"

Putting on an innocent look, and intent on bluffing it out he said,
"What makes you say that?"

"The pub just called; you left your wheelchair there again."

Hey! Make Sure You Have A Damn Fine Day!

Thursday, March 17, 2005.

First of all today, we were on the phone with our new member Rob yesterday....Rob is an Englishman, and he happens to be a real nice guy. Actually, he's one Helluva nice guy! Rob likes Nina's accent....which is cool because Nina likes Rob's accent as well. Guess I'm the only one in that crowd without an accent! :-)

Great speaking with you Rob! We'll have some excitement going for you real soon Bud!

And of course....Let's not forget what day it is today....

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!

We wish everyone a wonderful day today....Don't party too much...And don't forget.......

HAVE A DAMN FINE DAY!

Friday, March 18, 2005.

TGIF! Friday is here....The day after St. Patrick's Day....Perhaps we should designate this day as "International Hang-Over Day."

Well, for all you guys who enjoyed yourselves too much yesterday...You have our heart-felt condolences.

We wish you a speedy recovery.....And don't forget.....

HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!

Saturday, March 19, 2005.

Tomorrow is the official first day of Spring here in the Northern Hemisphere, thank God! It's been a long winter. Vitebsk still has very cold and snow....but Spring can't be too far off.....So hang in there Valentina! :-)

A good friend of ours since a few years ago stopped by yesterday on his way to Charlotte...And Del finally decided to take the plunge. So....

WELCOME DEL!

We have a mutual friend and member who now happens to be Engaged.....And Del understands it's his turn now. Thanks for stopping by here Bud! Have a great trip!

We took a few photos yesterday...Here they are:

Del missed a late season snow-storm up in Minneapolis...Great timing to head South Bud!

It's friends like Del who make life enjoyable, and we do appreciate that! You guys who understand that life is too short know exactly what we're talking about.

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Weekend!

Make Damn Sure You Have A Damn Fine Weekend!

Monday, March 21, 2005.

We hope you had a nice weekend! We got out a little, did some running around...had a nice time.

Don't know about you, but I can't seem to get my ass in gear this morning. Typical Monday morning around here, according to Nina. More coffee might help....and a little eye-candy never hurt a bit either......To help get my ass in gear that is.....

That helped me a little, hope it helps you too.

Don't forget: Have A Damn Fine Day!

Wednesday, March 23, 2005.

It's a cold, rainy morning here in good old Akron....Typical early Spring around here.

Let's welcome Joe to the group today. Joe is a real nice guy, we have known him for a while....and we're looking forward to working with him. Joe is like a lot of us guys...He understands that life is too short to be alone. So.....

WELCOME JOE!

Life is about to get much more enjoyable Bud!

We also want to wish one of our favorite Aussies a wonderful trip! Paul is on his way to Vitebsk to be with his Tanya as we write this....G'eday Bud! Let's see some nice photos of you and Tanya!! We hope you packed your warm coat! :-)

Ed B. sent us a nice little joke this morning...Thanks Ed!

"Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a
 rapturous look on his upturned face.
 "Without you we are but dust. . "
 He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who
 was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice,
 "Mommy, what is butt dust?"

 ..........on that note, I hope you all have a great day.

Actually....We wish you a Damn Fine Day!

Friday, March 25, 2005.

Today is Good Friday, and we want to wish everyone a nice Easter.

Our son Arthur did a cool Easter drawing....

Arthur has some talent!

Easter is early here in the West this year, Russian Easter falls on May 1, and Passover begins on April 23. These holidays usually fall closer together.

Anyway, we wish everyone a very nice holiday season and weekend!

Monday, March 28, 2005.

We hope everyone had a nice holiday weekend? We got some R&R over here.

We were on the phone with Don, his Irina has her interview on May 6, and all of us are excited...Especially Don & Irina. So...

CONGRATS DON & IRINA!

You think it's possible we'll be having a party in May? Damn Right!

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!

Thursday, March 31, 2005.

Well, here we are....the last day of March. We had a couple beautiful days here, so Nina and I got outta the house and got some work done outside. Are we sore today, you ask? Bet your Ass we are!! Actually, bet MY sore Ass!

We have a few news items:

Jason & Elena got their approval!

CONGRATS JASON & ELENA!

Way to go guys!

Ed S. will soon be on the plane to bring his Elena home!

Hey Ed! Have a great trip Bud! We want to see some photos!

CONGRATS ED & ELENA!

Is it possible a HUGE "Chippy Club" party is in our future? Hell Yes!

And let's not forget one of our favorite Vikings here. Yesterday was Knut's birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAT KNUT!

We hope you had a fine day Bud! Nina and I joke around with Knut, we call him our Crazy Viking because Knut happens to be a Norwejan. He calls us his Crazy American friends, and we all have a good time.

Ed B. sent us some funnies this morning....Thanks Ed!

Subject: We're in trouble...
We're in more trouble than I imagined!
 
 While looking at a house, my brother asked the real
 estate agent which direction was north because, he
 explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
 morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?"
 When  my brother explained that the sun rises in the
 east, (and has for some time), she shook her head and
 said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff.". . . . .
 ..   She also votes!
 
 I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call
center. One day I got a call from an individual who
asked what hours the call center was open. I told him,
"The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
days  a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or
Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh,
Pacific." . . . . . . He also votes!.
 
 So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in our
cafeteria, when we overheard one of the admin.
assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her
weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned
because the car was moving." . . . . .
 .. She also votes!
 

We couldn't help but notice yesterday the birds are screwing, they're happy as hell starting their little families, Spring is really "popping"......( no pun intended ).....around here. This is a wonderful time of year to be with the woman you love....wether you're a Red-Bird...Sparrow...or Human.

Hey! Have A DAMN Fine Day!