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July, 2008 Newsletter Archive
We've got members all over the place!
Ye, who enter these gates without a sense of humor, abandon all hope!
And remember:
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching."
Tuesday, July 1, 2008.
As promised, a few Drag Racing photos. It is not possible to describe this experience to anyone who has never seen these races. Suffice to say....Get yourself some tickets....Get yourself some Ear Protection....Get ready for the Adrenalin Rush....Enjoy!
....We have set-up two full pages of photos on the abelarusbride.com site. Links on the Newsletter Portal Page and on the Site Map Page on that site....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday, July 3, 2008.
We have rain this morning....We're hoping for a nice July 4th weekend!
Most places around here will be having their July 4th celebrations on Saturday night. We wish everyone a Great July 4th....Wherever you happen to be! If we're up early enough tomorrow morning we'll catch our little neighborhood parade. That's our little tradition here....The neighborhood kids decorate their bikes....We even have a Police Cruiser leading the Parade! We will post some photos...If we roll outta bed early enough. ;-0
In the meantime....We wish everyone a Great July 4th!
HAVE A GREAT FOURTH OF JULY!
Friday, July 4, 2008.
As promised....We did get outta the bed on time....Our Huge Neighborhood July Fourth Parade....;-)
HAVE A GREAT FOURTH OF JULY!
Monday, July 7, 2008.
We hope all you Americans had a Great Fourth! We Did! Can't believe it's over already.
Here are a few pics taken at Portage Lakes. The first two are pics of all the boats going to the specific lake where the Fireworks Show took place. We opted-out of that....We went to a more secluded area to avoid the crazies. Last two pics are a couple Fireworks shots....
So many Boaters....So little time....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Tuesday, July 8, 2008.
We have a Beautiful Summer Morning here in Akron Ohio....Love these Summer Mornings!
We want to welcome William to the group this morning. William lives in California....In a Beautiful part of the state. We don't know each other that well yet....We will get to know each other much better real quick and remedy that situation. However, we have figured out that William is a nice guy with a nice sense of humor....You know we like having fun around here....So....
A BIG WELCOME TO YOU WILLIAM!
Life is about to get lots more exciting real quick William!
That's all we know this Beautiful Tuesday Morning....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday, July 10, 2008.
Beautiful morning here in Akron Ohio....Hope you have the same!
Our good friend and member Bob from outside Seattle sent us this nice funny. Thanks for sharing Bob!
Title: Circumcised
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.
She went back to find out what was going on.
He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class.
Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.
She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his 'private part' hanging out.
'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said.
'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.
Moral of the story....We would guess....Always be specific! :-)
OK....We can do that....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, July 11, 2008.
Well....Another Stunning Summer Morning here in Akron Ohio! And....It's Friday! :-)
The Slavic Bazaar began today in Vitebsk....That's the biggest event all year in our normally quiet little town. We have a bunch of our members in and around Vitebsk now....With lots more making the trip in the next few weeks. We will be posting some Slavic Bazaar photos in the next few days.
That's all we know this morning....OK....You Ready?
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day....And Lest We Forget....
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!
Monday, July 14, 2008.
Monday morning....We seem to have mis-placed our weekend. Where did it go? Hope you had a good one....We did here!
As you know....The Slavic Bazaar is going on now in Vitebsk till the end of the week. This is the biggest event to hit Vitebsk each year at this time. We have a few photos of the festivities: Which answer the age old question: Is it possible to take photos of the biggest event of the year in Vitebsk without showing any actual humans?
Why yes....It is! ;-0
Beautiful Church....Really Stunning inside....OK....In all fairness....It was raining.
Here's some! ;-0
The Amphitheater:
Well....We did get some good shots of Vitebsk!
That's all we know this beautiful morning.
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day! Don't mis-place your sense of Humor! ;-)
Tuesday, July 15, 2008.
Another Stunning Summer Morning here in Akron Ohio....The Humming-Birds are working the flower garden....Cool to watch....
Speaking of Cool....We have a few of our guys traveling to Minsk and Vitebsk soon.
Steve is in Vitebsk today with his Marina! Have A Great Time Together Steve & Marina! We want to see you guys here soon!
Ray, Mark....Mark & Sveta will be getting married with a Beautiful Ceremony....Please send us some photos Mark!
Also Bill....And Felix....will soon be on the plane to Vitebsk....
We wish all our guys a great trip....We especially wish Mark & Sveta a Wonderful Wedding Day!
Speaking of Wonderful Days....Have A Wonderful Day!
Wednesday, July 16, 2008.
We Love these Summer Mornings! :-)
We want to welcome Louis to the group this morning! We have spoken with Louis a few times....He's from Oklahoma....Louis happens to be a very nice guy with a very nice personality and sense of humor....We are happy to report. Hey Louis! We hope you're enjoying that great weather in California Bud! Louis is visiting his daughter in California....
He tells us it was about 72 and low humidity yesterday....A long shot from his home in Oklahoma....And from what we had here yesterday....Like 87 and 87% humidity! :-)
Anyway....Louis....Life is about to get lots more exciting Bud! OK....Here we go....
WELCOME LOUIS!
Louis mentioned he enjoys our jokes on the Newsletter....So....
Our member and good friend Jim from Michigan sent us this nice one....Thanks Jim!
Title: She has it all figured out!
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed.
They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and
would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket
and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up
a couple of chickens and a goose.
However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to
carry his entire purchases home. While he was scratching his head he
was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost.
She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?'
'The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to
that house I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot.
'The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the
bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and
carry the goose in your other hand?'
'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl
home. On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this
alley. We'll be there in no time.
'The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said, I am a
lonely widow without a husband to defend me.. How do I know that when
we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my
skirt, and have your way with me?'
'The farmer said, 'Holy smokes lady! I 'm carrying a bucket, a gallon
of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly
hold you up against the wall and do that?'
'The old lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket,
put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.'
We like that! :-)
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday, July 17, 2008.
Here's a good joke for a hot Thursday morning! Thanks Jim!
senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
'Amazing ,' he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.
Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this,' and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, July 18, 2008.
We can't believe it's Friday once again....And a Beautiful Summer Friday Morning it is here in Akron Ohio!
The Slavic Bazaar ends on Sunday in Vitebsk....Things will get back to "normal" around here....Whatever that really means around here....when the Bazaar is over. ;-0
That's all we know....Except....Have A Great Day....And Don't Forget....
HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!
Monday, July 21, 2008.
Another weekend ran away....Can't believe it's Monday morning. Beautiful Summer Monday morning tho! We hope you had a nice weekend!
The Slavic Bazaar is over....Back to some kind of normalcy around here....As soon as we figure-out what "normal" is around here....We'll let you know! ;-)
That's all we know this morning....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday, July 23, 2008.
A Special "Best Wishes" to our Good Friends & Members Inessa and her little daughter Eileena visiting over in Vitebsk! Bill will be joining them soon! Hang-in there Bud! ;-)
We have a quiet....Peaceful....Summer morning here in Akron Ohio....We were outside having our coffee and tea....Taking-in the Peace & Quiet....Discussing our Peaceful & Quiet experiences at....
Well....Not so much Peace & Quiet....As....Total Pandemonium....Shall we say?
Hey! GO....Make Some Memories....And....Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, July 25, 2008.
Beautiful Friday morning here in Akron Ohio....The Weekend is almost here!
Everyone....All our guys visiting Vitebsk and Minsk are doing Great....We hope to get some nice photos next week.
In the meantime....Have A Great Day....And Of Course....
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!
Monday, July 28, 2008.
Man....Did we have a Beautiful weekend here! Hope you did too....Wherever you happen to be!
Jim sent us this nice joke...."Celebrating" Great Weekends! Thanks Jim! ;-0
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account."
"I know," said the old man, "But let me tell you about my weekend!"
Being able to enjoy Great Weekends....Life is Wonderful! ;-) Speaking of which....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Tuesday, July 29, 2008.
We have a Beautiful morning here in Akron Ohio once again....We can't get enough of these!
We want to welcome Mike to the group this morning! Mike hails from The Netherlands....Beautiful Country! Mike happens to be a very nice guy....We have been getting to know Mike and we like his sense of humor! Mike has a very interesting career which takes him all over the World....Quite an interesting guy! So....
WELCOME MIKE!
Welcome to our Group Mike....Your life is quite interesting now....And about to get much more exciting Bud! :-)
That's all we know this morning. Hey! Have A Wonderful Day!
Thursday, July 31, 2008.
Last day of July already....Can you believe that!
Jim sent us a joke....Being the last day of the month and all....Thanks Bud! ;-0
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE---I'M BROKE
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good
morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of
your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners.' 'Go away!' said the old lady. 'I'm broke and haven't
got any money!' and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash,
the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto
her hallway carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces
of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the
remainder.'
The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well let me get you a fork, 'cause
they cut off my electricity this morning.'
Too much month....Too little money! We've all been there! ;-)
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
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