A Belarus Bride
We are a personal service introduction and marriage agency helping men who seek a beautiful Russian woman from Belarus to be their bride.
Just for your information, we use the terms Belarus girls, Russian girls, Russian women, and Belarus women interchangeably. All Belarus women are Russian women. Belarus means "White Russia." It's an old name from the Czarist times.
July, 2006 Newsletter Archive
We've got members all over the place!
Ye, who enter these gates without a sense of humor, abandon all hope!
And remember:
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching."
Monday, July 3, 2006.
We have a beautiful morning here in Akron, after we had some heavy storms last night....We had a combination Lightning, Thunder, and Fireworks! Different municipalities around here have been having their July 4th celebrations since Saturday night. Anyway....We wish everyone a Great July 4th....Wherever you happen to be! If we're up early enough tomorrow morning we'll catch our little neighborhood parade! ;-0
Dale sent us a nice joke....To help us all get out Butts in gear this morning....That and More Coffee! Thanks Dale!
How men think!
I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track
of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I
couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic".
"Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.
"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that
chubby, bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.
"Anyway," she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to get lost.
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day Today....And....
HAVE A GREAT FOURTH OF JULY!
Tuesday, July 4, 2006.
As promised....Our Huge Neighborhood parade....Fresh from 20 minutes ago....Our tradition around here....
Obviously....A Great Time Was Had By All. Now....More Coffee....
HAVE A GREAT DAY!
Wednesday, July 5, 2006.
We hope everyone had a Damn Fine Day yesterday! We did!
We actually got up early enough to see our little neighborhood parade....The little kids have a blast with that. The officer had his siren going the entire time....And as he passed by we were talking about a cup of coffee....Which we provided him with. That was about enough of that siren so early in the morning. ;-0
We watched the fireworks last night, we can see those from our back yard....All in all we had a nice day.
Keith sent us these Chinese Proverbs....Thanks Bud!
*CHINESE PROVERBS*
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Man who run in front of car get tired.**
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.**
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok **
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.**
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.**
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.**
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.**
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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.**
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.**
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.**
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.**
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.**
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.**
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.**
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.**
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.**
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.**
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget**
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday Evening , July 5, 2006.
We're back to make a nice announcement this evening and post some Wedding Photos....
Our Dear Friends and Members John & Inna got married in Vitebsk on Friday, June 30.....And we got some Great Photos! John & Inna will be living in John's home in Denmark....So....
CONGRATS JOHN & INNA!
Another one of our couples who are about the nicest people on the planet!
A Wonderful time was had by all at the Wedding and the Party following....Needless to say our Happy Couple are doing just fine.
OK you Guys.....
Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday, July 6, 2006.
We have another beautiful morning here in Akron....And we have a couple more photos from John & Inna! These were more shots taken at their Wedding Reception.
Now we need to talk John & Inna into taking a trip here to Akron!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, July 7, 2006.
The Slavic Bazaar starts today in Vitebsk! That's the biggest combination Art-Festival, Crafts, and Music-Festival happening all year in Belarus. We have a few of our married couples vacationing in Vitebsk now....We wish all of 'em a great time! We only wish we could be there now too.
Valentina sent us a few photos....She was walking around as all the stuff was getting ready....
We want to remind all you guys....
Have A Damn Fine Day....And of course....
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!
Tuesday, July 11, 2006.
We hope you had a nice weekend!
We've got the Slavic Bazaar going on all week in Vitebsk. Our Valentina sent us some more nice photos. Thanks Valentina!
The Slavic Bazaar is the biggist gathering happening all year in Vitebsk, we love to see these photos! Thanks again Valentina!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday, July 12, 2006.
Well, we don't know what kind of weather you've been experiencing lately.....Let me tell you about us. We've had rain....Then More Rain....Then RAIN on top of that RAIN! Enough already!
Keith to the rescue with a couple nice funnies. Thanks Bud!
This is for all you poor souls out there who have been married to a Western "woman." You have our sympathies....
And this is for all you guys out there who need a good laugh this morning....
I needed that laugh....Thanks again Keith....Now I need mass-quantities of coffee....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday, July 13, 2006.
We want to welcome Chris to the group today! We've known Chris for a couple years now, more than long enough to know he's a good guy. Chris works in the aviation business, he has a real interesting career.....Well Bud...You know we're looking forward to working with you! So....
WELCOME CHRIS!
Life is about to get lots more exciting Bud! :-)
We have rain again this morning....But the good news is....that will blow-outta here by tomorrow. Give us a chance to dry-out a little.
Keith sent us another funny....Thanks Keith!
That joke and lots more coffee will do the trick this morning....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, July 14, 2006.
Can it be Friday already?
We've got nothing to Bull-Shit about this morning.....Except to say....
Have A Damn Fine Day....And Of Course....
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!
Monday, July 17, 2006.
We had a Damn Fine weekend here....Hope you did too!
We have some visitors here with us today....We're going to have a nice Monday around here.
So much to do....So little time....
Our Bud Paul from Down Under is in Vitebsk with his Tanya....We know those guys won't be "coming-up-for-air" for a while....Way to go Paul & Tanya!
Our Bud Alexander will be traveling to be with his Tanya later this week....Way to go Alexander & Tanya!
Our good friends and married couple Francois & Natalia will have an anniversary soon....Way to go Francois & Natalia!
Our Mark & Anna will have their Warsaw interview on July 25! Way to go Mark & Anna!
Busy little Bees around here!!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, July 21, 2006.
It's Friday already? Yet another nice summer week has Blown-By.
Clint & Maryna sent us a nice joke....To help our little Butts wake up this morning, and to help Kick-Off the weekend. Thanks Clint & Maryna!
Sweet Frog of Revenge There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured why not, so she told him to come in. She told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG."
I Like That Kid's Thinking! ;-0
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day....And while you're at it....
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!
Saturday, July 22, 2006.
We're stopping by here this morning because our good friend and member Rob....One of our favorite Englishmen....Has a new addition to his family! His name is Zak....And he's just about the cutest guy we've ever seen! Here he is....
Hey Rob....Way to go Bud!
OK....More Coffee for me....More Tea for Nina....
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!
Tuesday, July 25, 2006.
We have a beautiful morning here in Akron Ohio....The coffee pot is working....The birds are singing....The Squirrels are Screwing....
The world is good!
We have a few nice photos this morning....
Clint & Maryna sent us this Lightning shot they took in California....
Thanks Guys!
That's a stunning shot!
Dennis has been running around Lake Tahoe and sent
us these shots....Thanks Dennis!
Beautiful!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday, July 26, 2006.
We have yet another beautiful morning here in Akron Ohio. Man....Do we love summer!
Clint & Maryna sent us this nice joke....Thanks Guys!
SEX AFTER DEATH A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life. After a long life together, the husband was the first to go. True to his word he made contact. "Phyllis, Phyllis?" "Is that you, Fred?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, and I have sex. I have breakfast, then it's off to the golf course, and I have sex again. I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, I'm off to the golf course again. Then I have sex until late at night. The next day it starts all over again." "Oh, my, Fred, you surely must be in heaven." "Not exactly. I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona."
Nothing like a cute joke to help get our butts-in-gear.
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday, July 27, 2006.
Today is our 5 year Wedding Anniversary! We've been together now for about 6 years actually....
Let's see....Nina needs a new Fry-Pan....Her old one is getting worn out....One of our guys says she deserves a Gold Medal....
I agree....
We need to take the day off and do some Fry-Pan shopping! :-)
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, July 28, 2006.
We had a wonderful Anniversary yesterday....We still can't believe we've been married now for 5 years. Time really does fly-by.
We want to thank all you guys who sent us your cards and Best Wishes!
One of our members, Randy, suggested to Nina that instead of a Gold Medal, she should get a Gold-Plated-Fry-Pan! She's looking for that now! :-)
Michael & Irina sent us these cool photos from the California Coast....Thanks Guys!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day....And....
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!
Monday, July 31, 2006.
Can you believe it's Monday already....And....Can you believe it's the last day of July already?
We want to give a HUGE CONGRATS to Mark & Anna today! Anna hit the USA on Friday, Mark met her in Chicago...Way to go Mark & Anna! They gave us a call on Saturday, they're doing Great! So....
CONGRATS MARK & ANNA!
You guys need to plan on a trip up here for a nice Chippy Club Party! :-)
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!