A Belarus Bride
We are a personal service introduction and marriage agency helping men who seek a beautiful Russian woman from Belarus to be their bride.
Just for your information, we use the terms Belarus girls, Russian girls, Russian women, and Belarus women interchangeably. All Belarus women are Russian women. Belarus means "White Russia." It's an old name from the Czarist times.
July, 2005 Newsletter Archive
We've got members all over the place!
Ye, who enter these gates without a sense of humor, abandon all hope!
And remember:
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching."
Friday, July 1, 2005.
Can it be July already? June just blew-by.....
We spoke with Keith last night, he made it back from Vitebsk....and guess what? Keith & Sveta are Engaged!
CONGRATS KEITH & SVETA!
Way to go Guys! We want to see you guys here for our Chippy Club Party.....You understand! :-)
Jake will be on the plane back to the USA tomorrow....and we happen to know that Jake & Zhanna are also Engaged! Hey Jake! Please give us a call when you get home Bud! And.....
CONGRATS JAKE & ZHANNA!
We need to see you guys at our Chippy Club Party when Zhanna gets here also!
We have the July 4th holiday upon us this weekend here in the USA.....and we want to wish everyone a Great Weekend!
We will take some photos of our little July 4th parade that goes right by our home, and we will post a few of those Pics.
So.....
To Everyone...Wherever You Happen To Be...
Have A Damn Fine Weekend!
Tuesday, July 5, 2005.
We hope everyone had a nice weekend? We sure did!
It's become a tradition for us to post some photos of our little neighborhood July 4th parade. The kids have a blast marching around, the city provides a Police Cruiser....Siren going of course...So here are a few shots:
We loved this hat! This kid really got into the holiday spirit.
Now....After taking a look at those shots...You can see we had a Blast! ;-)
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday, July 7, 2005.
Dustin, one of our new members, sent us this nice joke. We know Dustin has a good sense of humor.....we're glad to see just how good it really is! Thanks Dustin!
The old cowboy is sitting in the bar in Wyoming enjoying his drink,
when a young woman sits next to him.
'Hey, she says, are you a real cowboy?'
'Well, says the cowboy, ' I get up at dawn, saddle the horse, ride out
and round up the
strays, then I feed the little critters, do all the usual farm chores.
Yes, I guess I'm a cowboy'
'That's nice, I'm a Lesbian. I love being with women, like everything
about women, just
think about women all the time' says the young woman, who leaves after
a few mintues.
Later on a young feller enters the bar and sits next to the cowboy.
'Gosh', he says, 'are you a real cowboy?'
'Well' says the cowboy, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out
I'm a Lesbian'
We needed that to help wake our little butts-up this morning.
Good thing Dustin sent the joke.
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, July 8, 2005.
Our hearts go out to our friends in England, and to our friends in London. Yesterday was a terrible day.
We wish you all the best!
Especially for you mates....Have A Damn Fine Day...And....
Have A Damn Fine Weekend!
Saturday, July 9, 2005.
Beautiful morning here in Akron, Ohio. We want to wish all our friends down South a good day today, let's hope Hurricane Dennis weakens and doesn't cause too many problems.
We also want to say one more thing to all our members....Actually Close Friends..... over in England. We've been exchanging some e-mail with many of them....and here's what we think of that attack the other day.....
We know you guys are "tuff-as-nails".....Those crazy people need to understand not to mess with the English mate!! :-)
No matter what our politics....And we all have our ideas on that subject....We think Tony Blair is a Class Act!
Now.....
Today happens to be a special day around here. Why....You ask? Don & Irina are getting married today!
CONGRATS DON & IRINA!
They will send us some Wedding photos, which we will post on our Wedding Pages.
It's also a special day because:
We want to wish our Luda a Very Happy Birthday! Luda....We won't ask how old you are today, gentlemen don't ask ladies that question....So we'll just leave it as the Luda & Alex secret. We're guessing 24 or so.....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUDA!
And....Last but not least today, we want to wish our good friend and member Jim a Very Happy Birthday! Jim....If I'm 25 years old....Then you're 25 years old. That's our story, and we're stick'in to it!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIM!
Have A Damn Fine Day Everyone.....And.....
Hey Everyone: Have A Damn Fine Weekend!
Wednesday, July 13, 2005.
We've got another hot, sunny morning here in good old Akron, Ohio. We're happy to see Hurricane Dennis is finally beginning to die-out.
A few things going on:
Don & Irina will soon be on their Honeymoon to Hawaii. You guys have a wonderful trip...We want to see some serious beach photos you guys! :-)
Vitebsk will be having their annual Slavic Bazaar starting Friday. That's the biggest event in Vitebsk during the year. For our guys who will be there during the big event, and for our people in Vitebsk....Have a great time!
And for everyone: Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday, July 14, 2005.
We want to welcome Lefteris to the group today! We have known each other for a while, and we happen to know Lefteris has one Damn Fine sense of humor, and he happens to be one Damn Fine nice guy! He also happens to have one of the most interesting jobs around. Lefteris hails from Athens Greece, which happens to be one of the most beautiful cities in the world! So.....
WELCOME LEFTERIS!
Lefteris, you know life is about to get a lot more interesting, so we don't need to tell you that. :-)
Ed B. sent us this....Thanks Bud! We always heard you Texan's grow things big down there....But DAMN!! :-)
This was found at Bar X Ranch, which is between Angleton and West
Columbia, near a house. How would you like to meet this fella in the
dark? Never let it be said that we can’t grow ‘em big in Texas.
Game Wardens Forced to Shoot Alligator <guess he wouldn't cooperate>
Published April 16, 2005
WEST COLUMBIA - Anita and Charlie Rogers could hear the bellowing in the night.
Her neighbors in Bar X Ranch had been telling them they had seen a giant alligator in the
bayou that runs behind their house, but they dismissed the stories as exaggerations.
"I didn't believe it," Charles Rogers said.
Friday they realized the stories were, if anything, understated. Texas Parks and Wildlife
game wardens had to shoot the beast.
Joe Goff, a game warden with the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, walks past a
13-foot, 1-inch alligator that he shot and killed in the backyard of the home at the
Bar X Ranch on FM 521 near West Columbia.
Have A Damn Fine Day....And you guys down in Texas....Watch out for them Gators! You hear that Keith? :-)
Friday, July 15, 2005.
We're up early this morning.....Yes....Strange things do happen every once in a while around here. Got the coffee on, Nina has her tea....We're actually rolling before our Humming Birds today.
We had a nice surprise last evening, our good friend and member Bob was in town and stopped by for a surprise visit. Bob lives in Southern Ohio....Here are a couple of photos....
We had a nice evening together. We'll send these photos to Bob's "better half" in Vitebsk. :-) Our women always get excited about seeing their men in these photos. Thanks Bob!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Saturday, July 16, 2005.
NOTE: We are on vacation from July 16 thru July 26.
We will be back here on Wednesday, July 27.
Have A Damn Fine Weekend....And A Damn Fine Week!
Wednesday, July 27, 2005.
We're BAAAACK......
And we had a great time!
We have some organizing to get done today, but we're ready to rock & roll.
Shawn sent us a nice joke....Thanks Bud!
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, Please come over here and Help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.
He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..." he sighed...
Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday, July 28, 2005.
A few things were going on while we were on vacation:
Kalvin & Natali are now here together in the USA. Way to go guys!
We have a brand-new beautiful baby girl in our Chippy Club. The proud parents look great too! :-)
Nina and I celebrated our 4 year wedding anniversary. I think Nina needs a new Fry-Pan.....You understand. :-)
Mark & Olga sent us this nice dose of "waker-upper" a while back........Thanks Guys!
FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who isn't a creep;One who smiles, is handsome and strong; One who loves to listen all night long;One who thinks before he speaks, one who'll call the next day, not wait for weeks.I pray he's gainfully employed, and when I spend too much cash, he won't be annoyed.Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.Send me a man who's James Bond in bed, knows all the right "places" from my toes to my head! One who'll also take the time to make love to both my body and mind, but knows how to answer, "how big is my behind?"I pray that this man will love me with passion to no end, And always will be my very best friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store, a bass boat and a hunting lodge. This doesn't rhyme, and I don't give a shit!
Amen
Guys will be Guys!
Hey Guys! Have Yourselves A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, July 29, 2005.
We have a beautiful morning here in Akron. TGIF!
We saw a funny bumper sticker yesterday.....
" Help Support Our Government....Buy A Congressman!"
Sad but....Ain't that the truth?
Ed B. sent us this joke a while ago....Thanks Ed!
Hey! Don't forget.....
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!