A Belarus Bride
We are a personal service introduction and marriage agency helping men who seek a beautiful Russian woman from Belarus to be their bride.
Just for your information, we use the terms Belarus girls, Russian girls, Russian women, and Belarus women interchangeably. All Belarus women are Russian women. Belarus means "White Russia." It's an old name from the Czarist times.
January, 2006 Newsletter Archive





We've got members all over the place!
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Ye, who enter these gates without a sense of humor, abandon all hope!
And remember:
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching."
Sunday, January 1, 2006.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Well, I was a "party of one" last night, and all I can say is it sucks without Nina being here. Makes me remember those "single-days" in my life, before Nina, which seriously sucked. However, some good people were with me last night. Nina and I celebrated long distance, Neil called from Scotland, we had a "phone party" for a while, thanks Neil! Also spoke with Clint & Maryna, Thanks guys! Here's a little something from Clint & Maryna....
Hi Greg and Nina,
Here is a photo of our New Year Celebration. Thanks for the phone call today. We've had our champagne now and toasted the new year. We want to wish all Belarus Bride couples a Happy New Year and future happiness like Maryna and I have found with each other. Thanks again!!!
Your friends,
Maryna and Clint

Hey Clint & Maryna! You guys are looking Great! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Also spent some time with Don & Irina, and Dan & Ludmila. Thanks Guys! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
And thanks to Michael and Irina! Thanks for calling....That also made my little celebration a lot less quiet! ;-) HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS!
We will be posting more photos from Nina on the "Nina's Trip To Vitebsk" Page this afternoon.
Have A Damn Fine Day....And....Have A Damn Fine '06!
Monday, January 2, 2006.
I almost put '05 on the date. Need to get that '06 thing imprinted on my little brain.
I want to thank Mark for our time on the phone on New Year's Eve! That was nice Bud! Also, I want to thank Mark's Zhenya for calling me on New Year's Eve! That was a pleasant surprise to say the least! Mark & Zhenya are Engaged, and it won't be too long till those guys will be together here in the USA!
CONGRATS MARK & ZHENYA!
You guys are just too nice! We will need to have a Chippy Party Guys!
Michael & Irina spent some time on the California coast on New Year's Eve...Huge waves and heavy weather...But it looks like they had a blast! Beautiful area....Here are a few shots...
Man....This sure ain't Ohio! :-) Beautiful! Hey Michael & Irina...You guys are look'in Great!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Tuesday, January 3, 2006.
Speaking of weather and beautiful places, our member Pierpaolo, who lives in Northern Italy, sent us this photo of the snow near Bologna. I was asking Pierpaolo if they ever got any winter weather in his area. Here's his reply....
I'll take that as a "Yes!" Thanks Bud!
Pierpaolo will soon be going to Vitebsk to be with his Tatiana. Don't forget Pierpaolo....Give Tatiana a Huge Hug & Kiss for us!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday, January 4, 2006.
Strange day today....I actually have nothing to Bull-Shit about....You guys who know me won't believe that...And some of you will be saying "Thank God for small favors"...Well, Ray to the rescue! Thanks Bud!
DICTIONARY FOR WESTERN WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone
Athletic......................................No tits
Average looking..................................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure......................On medication
Feminist..........................................Fat
Free spirit....................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former slut
Fun..........................................Annoying
New Age.................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned..................................No BJs
Open-minded.................................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
Professional....................................Bitch
Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
Rubenesque................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker
WESTERN WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're real attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about ???
Ain't that the truth! ;-)
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, January 6, 2006.
Tomorrow is Traditional Russian Christmas!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

We wish you a Fine Day, and a Fine Weekend!
Saturday, January 7, 2006.
Merry Russian Christmas! This is for you guys who want to practice your Russian. Thanks Michael & Tata! ;-)

We have posted some more Vitebsk photos on the "Nina's Trip To Vitebsk" Page, link at the bottom of this page.
Have a Great Russian Christmas today, and a Fine Weekend!
Sunday, January 8, 2006.
Hope you're having a nice weekend!
Nina sent us some photos of Mark & Anna, these are a few shots of their little "Pre-Engagement" get together. Mark and I have known each other from the days when he was traveling Internationally with his work. Nina has known Anna for quite some time. When we got our heads together....we figured these guys would be perfect for each other. Guess what? We were right! Here are a few photos taken at our office last week.
CONGRATS MARK & ANNA!

Do Mark & Anna make a Great Looking Couple, or what! Congrats you Guys!

Nina, Mark & Anna. Mark....in-between two Beautiful women! You're a lucky guy Bud! ;-)

We talk with lots of guys all the time around here, as you can probably guess. New guys tend to ask us this question...."Why are you guys at A Belarus Bride different than all the other agencies out there?" Our answer is this...."We are different than all those Grocery Store agencies because we deal with real people in real situations who we know. When you join with us, we take the time to get to know you, and we match you with the right woman who we also know real well."
Reality......Refreshing, ain't it?
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Tuesday, January 10, 2006.
Couple things today....
Mark & Anna did have their official Engagement party I'm told...Way to go Guys! ;-)
Nina sent some more photos which are now posted. And by the way, Nina says a BIG THANKS to all you guys who sent her your Christmas wishes. You know that....But I just wanted to tell you guys anyway...
Special Greetings and thanks to Mark & Jenya, Bill & Valya, and Clint & Maryna! The Christmas and New Year holidays are finally over in Vitebsk. Man, those people really know how to celebrate! Wish I could have been there too!
In the meantime, I'm becoming a professional Microwave user....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday, January 12, 2006.
Our good Bud, actually, two of our good Buds, Jim and his son Joe, got back from Vitebsk a few days ago. Jim called, he and his Mila are Engaged of course! So....
CONGRATS JIM & MILA!
You know Jim....We ARE looking forward to THAT Chippy Club Party! This was Joe's first time in Vitebsk, and he had the time of his life. We figured he would. You guys can go back to last month's Newsletter to see what Jim and Joe look like. We had a little get-together here just before they hit the plane. That was just a few days before Nina hit the plane to Vitebsk as well.
Something else going on....
To all you guys who are feeling sorry for me over here, having to live on the Micro-Food and all that. Your sympathy is greatly appreciated, believe me. You can understand how much I miss Nina. Ed & Lena, Mark & Jenya, to name a few have been calling, Jake....with a few Micro-Recipes...Much appreciated guys....Michael & Irina...Thanks guys....Chris...Hope you're feeling better Bud....and then we have Bruce. Now, this is too cool. Bruce sent me a Micro Cook Book! It happens to be " A Man, A Can, A Microwave" "50 Tasty Meals You Can Nuke In No Time."
This is a very cool book that has it all in Micro-Wave cooking, it might just get me out of those Fat-Burger places! ;-)
Hey Bruce! Very nice of you Bud! Much Appreciated!
There is nothing so nice as having great friends!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, January 13, 2006.
Well, it's Friday the 13th. Be careful out there!
We've posted more photos on Nina's Trip to Vitebsk Page, link at the bottom of this page. Nina hosted our first Chippy Club Party in Vitebsk. Paul & Tanya, our Aussie Chippies....And I sure as Hell wish I could have been there! Here's two shots.....


Congrats to our New Chippies! ;-)
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day....And don't forget....
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!
Sunday, January 15, 2006.
Here are some more photos of Paul & Tanya in Vitebsk. Do you think they're having a great time?


While we're wondering about that......
Have A Damn Fine Day!
Tuesday, January 17, 2006.
We've got a rainy morning here in good old Akron...Tuff to get going....It's perfect stay-in-bed weather.
Just heard from our good Bud David from Down Under. He will be going back to Vitebsk next month to be with his Irina while they're waiting for their approval. David & Irina are good people....We can all appreciate & understand why he's getting back on that plane. David will be in Vitebsk while Nina's still there....I'm thinking there will be one fine get-together...David & Irina, Nina, Valentina, Alex & Luda...So I told David...."What! I'm missing yet another Great Time?"
That's a serious YES on that one! ;-)
That's all I have this morning....Holding-Down-The-Fort....But doing OK with my Micro Cook Book from Bruce, and all our Fat-Burger places around town.
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day! Stay in Bed if you can! ;-)
Thursday, January 19, 2006.
It's late for this posting, Thursday evening. Got busy all day and lost track of time.
It's real cold in Vitebsk now...Nina tells me...A Real Russian Winter..We had about 45 degrees here in Akron today.
Sorry Love! ;-)
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OK, totally different subject.....
Just got off the phone with Mark, he got back a couple nights ago. His trip back was OK, a delay...but no problems....Except for the fact that he misses his Anna. Well, all of us who have been thru this wait-time for our approvals know exactly what Mark's talking about. Time will pass Bud....Sorry, that's all I can say about that....I know.... doesn't help a whole lot...
Hey!
Have A Damn Fine Evening....And if I don't get back here tomorrow.....

Have A Damn Fine Weekend!
Monday, January 23, 2006.
We hope you had a nice weekend!
It's mild here, some rain, not bad at all for January in Ohio. Vitebsk is a different story. They have been experiencing the same weather as Moscow, like 25 below zero F. That's weather Vitebsk hasn't seen in 130 years! Sorry about that Sweetheart! That's just too cold!
We want to welcome Steve to the group today! Steve lives on the West Coast of the USA, and he happens to be in Law Enforcement. We were talking about that, the fact that we have many members in Law Enforcement, retired and active, and lots of Military and retired Military guys in our group. Both from the USA and all over Europe. We figure all us guys have lots in common with our lives and our values. I happen to agree with Steve.
Anyway......
WELCOME STEVE!

Now Steve....If you think life is about to get lots more interesting Bud....Well....You're Right!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Tuesday, January 24, 2006.
Speaking of the Military, cool Military stuff, and cool guys, Chris sent us a couple shots of an A-7. They were doing what they call a run-up on the engine. Chris is in this type work, and that's why we say around here that we have guys in our group with some seriously interesting careers! Here are the photos....Thanks Chris!

I'll have to ask Chris if he can arrange to take me for a ride in that Bad-Boy! Right....And take plenty of Barf-Bags! ;-)
No kidding here....One of our members....Jake....went to Russia and took a ride in a MIG 17. Now DAMN! That's living life to the fullest! Cool thing is....Jake did not need a Barf-Bag!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday, January 26, 2006.
Well, I stand corrected........
This is from Jake:
Hey Greg ,
It was a Mig 29 that I took my flight in.
Barf bags were available!!
Later
Jake
This is what I wrote back:
Hey Jake
Sometimes...Well, I'm either Brain Damaged...Or it's Old Age!!! ;-)
I will post a correction!
Have a good day Bud!
Greg
In my case it's probably a combination of Old Age and Brain Damage! I knew better than to say MIG 17. ;-0
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, January 27, 2006.
A few things this morning....
It's Friday....That's always good....
Jake gave me a call last evening....He did not need to use any of those bags on his MIG 29 flight....That's not only good...It's unreal!
I would have needed lots. ;-)
We want to welcome Garry to the group today! Garry lives in Australia, Yep...He's an Aussie...Which means our guess right from the get-go would be he's one nice guy...Which he is...And he's another of our guys with an interesting line of work. So.......
WELCOME GARRY!

Things are about to get lots more exciting "Down Under" mate! We're looking forward to working with you...And Nina sends you a Big "G'Day!"
Mark sent us this photo...The actual moment he and Anna got Engaged in Vitebsk! This is just too nice...Mark & Anna are two wonderful people who happen to make one Fine Couple! Thanks for sharing the photo Bud!

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day...And...
Have A Damn Fine Weekend!
Tuesday, January 31, 2006.
Last day of January already...Can't believe that.
Our new member Steve sent us a funny...Good timing with the Super Bowl coming up. Thanks Steve!
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a
man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No," he says, "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would
have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event
in the world, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to
come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl
we haven't been to together since we got married in 1987."
"Oh...I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else, a friend or relative, or even
a neighbor to take the seat?".
The man shakes his head. "No they're all at the funeral."
That puts me in the "Big Game Mood!" ;-)
Hey! Have Yourself A Damn Fine Day!