February 06-Belarus Bride Too

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"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching."

Damn! February already! Today is also Groundhog Day, Punxatawney Phil saw his shadow...So we will have 6 more weeks of winter.

We have David, Giorgio and Pierpaolo getting ready to travel to Vitebsk soon. We want to wish all these guys a great trip...And they all have some Huge Hugs & Kisses they need to give out at the airport! ;-)

Nina will also get to have some fun with these couples...We will try to get some cool photos.

This weekend is the Super Bowl...I like Pittsburgh. But...You never know. My Cleveland Browns will also be watching the game from the comfort of their homes...Fine Football team that they are....;-(

Valentine's Day is next week, for any of our guys who want to order a gift for your lady and haven't done that yet, we need your order by this Sunday.

Keith's Sveta has her Warsaw Interview date...It's February 22! Way to go Keith & Sveta! Nina and Sveta spent some time together...Hey Guys: We're looking forward to you guys getting up here to Akron next summer! We do need to do a Chippy Party! ;-)

Nina just sent us this for our contemplation...Which got me to thinking: You know, the NOW Bitches...That's the "National Organization for Women"....Just hate our Russian women. They hate the fact that some women actually have a sense of humor...and they hate the fact that some women actually enjoy being women.....Too bad...But what they Really Hate is us guys having a choice about just who we want to spend our lives with.

Anyway...Nina found this tid-bit on a Russian News site. Thanks Sweetheart! The story said some organization in the USA came up with a special seat belt for Babes who are " Well-Endowed." You understand....To protect their "Well-Endowed" parts...Here it is.....Something tells me this gal is not a member of "NOW COW".....

Well, we're all for safety around here...That's some seat belt! Those "Parts" do need some serious protection.

One more thing to think about this morning: I've been watching "Imus In The Morning" again..... OK, if the Dems run Hillary Clinton in the next presidential race, out of our 50 states, how many states do you figure she'll win? We should do a poll on that. I'll go with 1 state...Only because out of 50...Anyone could win 1 just by DUMB LUCK. What do you think?

Valentine's Day is coming up next week...Jake sent us a nice V-Day card...To help us all get in the mood. Thanks Jake!

Congrats to all you Steelers fans! Interesting game last night....And I suppose there are a few fans out there today who might be just a bit "hung-over" this morning....

The ads cost 2.5 million per 30 seconds, I thought most of 'em were stupid. After all the hype....and for that kind of money....I expected to see something a bit more entertaining. Oh well...I guess the advertisers are so worried about offending anyone these days...They simply "pussify" as much as they possibly can.

It looks like you guys are going to have quite a Birthday Party! All their Birthdays are real close together, so one Huge Party does rather nicely.

It's real cold here this morning...We were spoiled with the warm January we had. We have a small water garden in our yard as many of you know. Last week I noticed that some of our bird wildlife around here were pairing-up already...Visiting the water-garden to get a drink in pairs....Early Spring behavior. They will be "chilling" on their love-making for a while now I suppose. I'm putting some more seeds out for our poor little Guys & Gals out there. Red-Birds, Bluejays...and Sparrows....

My Micro-Odessy will be done here before too long...Thank God! I do believe Arthur agrees with me on that one! ;-0

Well, Nina and our Alex & Luda had another Chippy Party in Vitebsk yesterday! The party was for David & Irina, our Newest Chippy Club Inductees! They had a great time I heard.....

Here's our Alex & Luda....They teach our English classes and help our guys in Vitebsk...

David just flew in from his home in Australia to spend some more time with his Fiance' Irina!

Both Good People! We've noticed that when two nice people get together, they tend to make a wonderful couple!

The good news for me here in Frozen Akron is that My Nina will be home this weekend! Like I said....Thank God! ;-)

It's real cold here again this morning...Nina and I were on the phone and she laughed when I told her what the temp here was.... It's much more cold in Belarus....

Speaking of weather....Chris sent us a joke to help us wake up this morning....Thanks Bud!

We have a joke about our dry weather......

A rancher was filling up his truck at the gas station and another driver comes in to fill up.... He is obviously not from the area so he asks the rancher "Are you from these parts?" The rancher says, "Born and raised." The driver says, "WOW! It sure is dry in Oklahoma. Does it ever rain here much?" The rancher said, "Sometimes. Do you remember, in the bible, when God flooded the world?" The driver said, "Yes, I'm familiar with Noah's flood." The rancher said, "Yeah, we got a about two inches of that!"

Nina's Back! :-) She got caught in that East Coast storm...It took a while for her to get here...But it all worked-out OK.

We have a warm, windy morning here today...Winter comes back here tomorrow. By what the Weather Channel is saying...Winter will come back with a vengence. Strange winter this year....Roller-Coaster weather.

Nina is getting back on USA time, things are getting back to "normal" around here...Whatever "normal" is... ;-)

Steve sent us a joke...To help us all warm-up this weeklend. It's real cold here today, like in much of the USA. Anyway...Thanks Steve! These are actually "pearls of wisdom" for us guys:

For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when
dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to
understand just how it works.

Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the
woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she
dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something
she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the
points system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed.....+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows...0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets.....-1
You leave the toilet seat up.....-5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is
empty.....0
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex.-1
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom.... -2
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings...+5
In the snow .....+8
But return with beer.....-5
And no liners.....-25
You check out a suspicious noise at night.....0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing.....0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something.....+5
You pummel it with a six iron.....+10
It's her cat.....-40

AT THE PARTY
You stay by her side the entire party.....0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a College
drinking buddy.....-2
Named Tiffany.....-4
Tiffany is a dancer.....-10
With breast implants.....-18

HER BIRTHDAY
You remember her birthday.....0
You buy a card and flowers.....0
You take her out to dinner.....0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar....+1
Okay, it is a sports bar.....-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night.....-3
It's a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted
the colors of your favorite team ...-10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Go with a pal.....0
The pal is happily married.....+1
The pal is single.....-7
He drives a Ferrari.....-10
With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED).....-15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
You take her to a movie.....+2
You take her to a movie she likes.....+4
You take her to a movie you hate.....+6
You take her to a movie you like.....-2
It's called Death Cop III.....-3
Which features Cyborgs that crush human skulls.....-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans..-15

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable pot belly.....-15
You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it.....+10
You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy
Hawaiian shirts.....-30
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too.".....-800

THE BIG QUESTION: She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
You hesitate in responding.....-10
You reply, "Where?".....-35
You reply, "No, I think it's your butt".....-100
Any other response.....-20

COMMUNICATION: When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying a concerned expression.....0
You listen, for over 30 minutes.....+5
You relate to her problem and share a similar experience..+50
You're mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying

"well, what do you think I should do?".....-100
You have fallen asleep.....-200

ITS THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
You talk.....-100
You don't talk.....-150
You spend time with her......-200
You don't spend time with her.....-500
You seem to be enjoying yourself..-1000

GAME OVER - YOU LOSE

We were working on our taxes yesterday, got all that stuff done....Loads of fun there.

Well, did you hear the news? Our "Department of Homeland Security" has a plan to put some Arab country in charge of Security at our largest Sea-Ports. Michael Chertoff was promoting his plan on the news yesterday....as people with any brains at all were watching in disbelief......Again.

The "Department of Homeland Stupidity"....And let's issue a "Code Orange" security alert....Now....A "Code Orange" security alert.....If you recall....is issued when the IQ of our "leadership" of that department falls below the standard IQ of a tomato.

"Department of Homeland Stupidity." We feel more secure every day.....Good Job Mikie! ;-0

First....International Women's Day is March 8. That day is the biggest holiday of the year for our women, as most of us know. For any of our guys who want to order a gift for your lady, and if you haven't done that yet, we need your orders by Monday, February 27.

Our good Bud Pierpaolo is getting ready to go to meet his Tanya...Hey Pierpaolo! Have A Great Trip...Give Tanya a HUGE Hug & Kiss for us!

Our good Bud Roger is getting ready to hit the plane to be with his Irina....Same thing Bud! Give Irina a Huge Hug & Kiss for us too!

David just got back to Australia and sent us these photos as we were publishing! This was his second trip to Vitebsk to be with his Irina....and of course they got together with Nina and Alex & Luda...See the photos on February 9 above....Anyway, here are a couple of wonderful photos...

David needs to get some rest...and as he put it...He made it back home OK, but....." I landed in Australia today, and am glad to report that all is well, apart from the usual snap back to an alternate reality."

We understand that "usual snap back to an alternate reality" all too well here Bud! ;-0

OK Men....Happy "Russian Men's Day!" This holiday was formerly called " Red Army Day"...It's now a holiday for all us guys.

It's Friday, Thank Christ....It's colder than a "Witch's Tit" again here this morning...we could use a little Global Warming around here.....Other than that all is well........

Nina took me out to lunch yesterday for "Men's Day"....and we went to a nice little Mexican Restaurant across town...Every once in a while we get the urge for some good Mexican food. This little place is run by a family from Mexico, and they do know how to cook-up some seriously good food.

Every once in a while I go cruis'in around the net to see what other sites are doing....especially recently, you know, lots of these sites that sell addresses won't be around after next week.....Which brings me to a pet-peve of mine....

Every DAMN time I do that, I need to spend time with our anti-spyware program cleaning all the spy-ware shit off the computer. It seems that almost every one of those sites sticks spyware programs on any computer that visits their sites.

Specifically....."Avenue A"...."Advertising.com"...."Doubleclick"...and 4 or 5 more.....

I guess we're all supposed to be good little American Lemmings and just shut-up....Watch "Faux News"...You know....They'll give us our official government approved news like "Pravda" did....do our shopping at Ball-Mart...the lowest common-denominator of shit retail....and just be happy......Oh, and I almost forgot....We'll soon see Michael Chertoff receiving his Medal Of Freedom....For his job well done! CODE ORANGE!

That's my Bitch-Session for this morning...If you have a Bitch to get-off-your-chest...send it along...if you make it funny enough who knows...I might just print it!

We did get some Bitch-Session letters...But everyone else was pissed-off too so we can't print them! ;-0

And...Us American guys can still find some Free Speech going on if we look for it...MSNBC has "Imus In The Morning", Keith Olberman with his "Count Down", and Joe Scarborough on "Scarborough Country." These shows are "Non-Pravda Pablum" shows that actually discuss real issues....Thank God!

Oh, and before I forget...Do wear your computer "protection" whenever you're out crus'in the internet! Except for our site. We don't try to get your personal info like lots of sites do. Still amazes us why site owners pull this crap!

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded
above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have
TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will
nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for
Me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and
think of something that would honor and glorify Me."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish
that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what
she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what
she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

Nina likes this joke as much as I do. Life with a woman who has a good sense of humor sure beats the alternative!

It's "Fat Tuesday"..we've been watching some "Mardi Gras" on TV.....We're glad to see New Orleans getting up and having a good time. God knows they could use it....

Mark & Olga sent us this funny about that movie, you know...the movie about the gay cowboys. That's one movie Nina and I will most probably not see....;-0 Thanks Mark & Olga!

Subject: FW: Brokeback Mountain....

A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the
doctor's office and has some tests run.

The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the
bush, You have AIDS."

The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc,
What can I do?"

The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy
Sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot
Sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts
Cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure
Me, Doc?"

"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what
Your ass is for."

Well, it's happened again...We have a big news story about some 39 year old Seattle Bitch moving here to Canton, Ohio, her two young kids in tow, the youngest being a 14 year old boy...She moved here to be with her 14 year old boy lover, who she met on the internet. We had a similar story last month...The police caught her...she got 4 years in prison convicted of being a sexual predator...My question to the people in Seattle would be this...Can you people put these Bitches on leashes and keep them the HELL in Seattle? That would save us taxpayers in Ohio some much needed tax dollars. Thanks! Perhaps the National Organization for Women could help? They have a strong political strangle-hold in Washington State......