A Belarus Bride
We are a personal service introduction and marriage agency helping men who seek a beautiful Russian woman from Belarus to be their bride.
Just for your information, we use the terms Belarus girls, Russian girls, Russian women, and Belarus women interchangeably. All Belarus women are Russian women. Belarus means "White Russia." It's an old name from the Czarist times.
February, 2005 Newsletter Archive.
We've got members all over the place!
Ye, who enter these gates without a sense of humor, abandon all hope!
And remember:
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching."
Tuesday, February 1, 2005.
We spoke with Jeff & Olga yesterday, they were at Alex & Luda's. Guess what? Jeff & Olga are Engaged!
CONGRATS JEFF & OLGA!
If they send us some photos....We'll post 'em.
Mark & Olga sent us this....Thanks Guys!
Subject: Questions that really need answers...
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat
the next thing that comes outta it's backside."
3. Why is there a light in the fridge, but not in the freezer?
4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when asking where the bathroom is?
7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed, if they are going to look later anyway?
8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs..........
9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why
didn't he just buy dinner?
10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
It's real cold here again this morning, but it's kinda pretty out. We had some fog, it froze onto the tree branches. Looks good....but cold.
It's the first day of February....Man...Does time fly.
Hay! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday, February 2, 2005.
Today of course is Groundhog Day....So Nina and I were waiting with baited-breath to find out what the little guys were going to tell us about winter. We're all set here to get outside and do some planting! If we could dig thru all the snow.....
Anyway....We got the news.....
Puxatawney Phil saw his shadow.....Which means we can expect 6 more weeks of winter.
Buckeye something-or-another, ( Buckeye Chuck?? ) the Ohio guy....also saw his shadow, but the little guy in Georgia....General Lee...Didn't see his shadow. So...We have conflicting reports about the duration of winter.
I guess all we can do is get another cup of coffee, tea for my beautiful Russian bride Nina, and hope for the best.
Well....While we're doing that.....
Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday, February 3, 2005.
We've got a nice weekend planned, hope you have something nice going on. If you don't....Get your butt up and do something! Time blows-by too Damn fast.
We heard from Ed yesterday, he made it back from Vitebsk without any problems. He and his beautiful Russian bride Elena had their wedding celebration in Vitebsk, and it won't be long now before Elena will be here in the USA! We're looking forward to their visit up here. Way to go Ed & Elena! Beautiful Russian woman bride you got yourself there Bud!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, February 4, 2005.
TGIF! And....For all you guys who enjoy American style football...Enjoy the Super Bowl!
We have the Eagles and Patriots....So get yourself some cold-beer and enjoy.
And.....as always....Have A Damn Fine Weekend!
Monday, February 7, 2005.
We had one Damn Fine Weekend! Hope you did too!
First...We had our new member Jim here. Jim lives in Kentucky and was nice enough to make the trip up here to Akron. We all got to know each other....and we had a great time together! Here's a few photos....
And.....WELCOME JIM!
Jim brought some "Cumberland Microbrewery" beer....Nice and dark....And Damn is it good! Thanks Bud!
We figurerd out real quick that Jim's a nice guy....
We don't remember exactly what we were talking about here....But it was fun....
Jim & Nina solved some Earth-Shattering question here....
I suppose we did too?
We were talking some football, politics....All that good stuff...
We enjoy these get-togethers a lot....And thanks again to Jim for making the trip up here!
And then....Don came in for the Super Bowl game.....Don happens to be an Eagles fan....So we had a great time watching the game. It didn't work out for the Eagles, but we do need to congratulate the Patriots.
We also made a call to Don's Irina....we really enjoy when our members can have some fun on the phone together. It won't be long before Irina goes to Warsaw for her interview, so Don & Nina were giving Irina some travel tips.....
Don always remembers to bring some "Yuengling" Beer from Eastern PA. Hey! We told you Don's a nice guy!
We're caught being deeply involved in the game here....We were also discussing the fact that soon Don will be visiting us with his beautiful Russian woman and future beautiful Russian bride Irina. That's a get-together we're all looking forward to!
Well...The game was over, and all of us were relieved that we didn't have a "rogue-tit" incident during the Super Bowl like we did last year! Remember the Janet Jackson tit? We only wish we could forget!
If there's one thing we hate around here....It's out-of-controll-tits.
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday, February 9, 2005.
This is exactly what our group is all about:
Dear Greg and Nina!
Thank you for all your help! :)
We are very happy and look forward to visiting with you in the future!
We had a most beautiful wedding and many photos and wish to share a few
with you today! I am sure Natasha will want to show you many, many more in the future!
Thanks again and we wish you both good fourtune!
Take care as always, your friends,
Pat & Natasha
You can see more of Pat & Natalia's beautiful wedding photos on our "Wedding Page 4." The link to our "Wedding Pages" is on the bottom of this page. As a matter of fact, we have many beautiful wedding photos of our wonderful couples. Beautiful Russian bride there Pat!
CONGRATS PAT & NATALIA!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday, February 10, 2005.
Ed B. sent us this "informational tid-bit" which we all need to study carefully. Thanks Ed!
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."
3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."
7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."
8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
9. She does not "NAG" you - She become s "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."
11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTO RALLY SUPERIOR."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."
6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."
7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of
"RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
8. He i s not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."
9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."
10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."
11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR
CLEAVAGE."
Bill & Valya took a cruise with their son Arthur and sent us a few photos. These guys just look great...and they're really a nice couple. We have some wedding photos on the Wedding Page also. Thanks Bill & Valya!
What a wonderful family! Yet another Beautiful Russian bride!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, February 11, 2005.
Well, the weekend is upon us, it's colder than a Witches-Tit again, but..... Life is good. TGIF!
So....Have A Damn Fine Weekend!
Sunday, February 13, 2005.
Tomorrow is Valentine's Day!
We want to wish all our lovers out there a wonderful Valentine's Day!
Especially to Mike & Galina! Mike and Galina were married on Valentine's Day a year ago!
We'll be a bit busy tomorrow morning, as you can probably imagine.....So....
Have A Damn Fine Valentine's Day!
Tuesday, February 15, 2005.
We hope everyone had a great Valentine's Day!
We also want to thank everyone who sent us cards...and a special thanks to Mark R. out in Phoenix. That was cool Bud! It won't be long now before you're here....and then off to Vitebsk to be with your Elena. We're really looking forward to next week....
John R. sent us this warning.....Where was that corner again John?
I wasn't able to find them on Sunday!
Hey John....If you hit the golf course today.....Please don't tell me! You know....Winter and all that. :-)
Hey! Make sure you.....Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday, February 16, 2005.
We have winter here again this morning after a beautiful day yesterday. It hit about 62 degrees, and we got out and enjoyed it, believe me. So we got up this morning to 3 inches of snow. Ed B. sent us a nice joke to help us this morning.....Thanks Ed!
Subject: Never Argue With A Woman....
One morning, a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take their boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and takes out her book. Along
comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
“Good Morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”
“Reading a book, “ she replies (thinking, “Isn’t it obvious?!”).
“You’re in a restricted fishing area, “ he informs her.
“I’m sorry, Officer, but I’m not fishing, I’m reading.”
“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”
“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the women.
“But I haven’t touched you,” says the game warden.
“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment.”
“Have a nice day, Ma’am,” he said…..and quickly left.
More coffee and some time....We'll be OK. Nina took a shot of some very early plants trying to come up from our winter slumber.....These guys are so strong it's amazing....Flowers in snow.....Today.....
We'll keep thinking spring around here....As we're doing that....Have A Damn Fine Day!
Saturday, February 19, 2005.
We've been busy around here the last few days...we needed to put all the old Newsletters into our Members Only site. Any members who need the username and password....let us know. We had to do that due to the huge amount of bandwidth we were using. We also have the Russian Beer Review and Trips and Photos in there now....and we'll be adding additional BS in there as time goes by.
We had a guy asking us why we're different than a few of the larger "mega-grocery-store" sites, he mentioned AFA and Elena's Models, and a few others. Man....Do we love those easy questions. Answer:
We Are Real.
We figure that's a big difference.
You know....It's Saturday already and we forgot to mention to Ya'll...
Have A Damn Fine Weekend!
Monday, February 21, 2005.
We want to congratulate Mark & Olga today. They got married this weekend!
CONGRATS MARK & OLGA!
We were on the phone a few minutes ago, talk about hearing happiness on the line! Way to go guys! That's what life's all about. Mark & Olga took a trip to Atlantic City after they tied-the-knot and had a blast down there. They promised to send us some wedding photos & we'll post 'em on the Wedding Page.
We also want to welcome Bruce to the group today. Bruce is a real nice guy, all of us have gotten to know each other....and we're looking forward to our working together. So.....
WELCOME BRUCE!
Life is about to get lots more exciting Bud....As you well know!
Finally today, Mark R. sent us this joke....Thanks Bud! We'll see you soon! :-) You all finished packing?
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him
to answer a question.
"None," Johnny replied. “The rest would fly away."
"Well,” said the teacher, “the answer is four, but I like the way you think.”
”Okay,” little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. Imagine three women
sitting on a bench, eating ice cream cones. The first woman is licking her cone, the second is biting her cone, and the third sucking her cone. Which of the three is married?”
"Well," the nervous teacher said, "I don't know. Ah--I guess the one sucking the cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think.”
We like HIS thinking! :-)
Hey! Make Sure You Have A Damn Fine Day!
Tuesday, February 22, 2005.
Mark & Olga sent us their wedding photos...Here's one wonderful shot.....Beautiful Russian Bride you got there Mark!
This is what life is all about gentlemen.
We will be posting more of Mark & Olga's wedding photos on our Wedding Page 4 today.
Hey! Remember....Life is too short....So make sure you...Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday, February 23, 2005.
We need to remind you guys that March 8 is International Women's Day. This day is a big holiday for our ladies. If you want to get your lady a gift, we need to know by next week. Please give us as much lead-time as possible.
We have another snowy day here in Akron, well...this is February...and this is Akron, Ohio.....
Our member Jeff L....who happens to live in the South...mentioned to us that he might go swimming & catch-a-few-rays this weekend.....
Jeff likes to rub-it-in to us Yankees every once in a while.....
Have fun Bud! Send a few of those rays up our way....will you? :-)
So....As we're writing this BS.....Jeff leaves us a message on our cell-phone....about needing to turn-on his car air conditioning on the way to work this morning.....Talk about rubbing-it-in!!
Well...Ed B...who also lives in the South, sent us a nice joke...To help us get our minds off the snow. Thanks Bud!
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob", where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems: "After all these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts." She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."
By the way guys, today happens to be our day! It's the "Day of defenders." Basically this is the men's holiday in honor of all the men who serve or served in the Russian/Belarus military. This is like the International Men's Day sort of thing. So, don't be too surprised when you get congratulations from your lady. Kinda cool, right?
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Saturday, February 26, 2005.
The last few days have been busy and fun around here, so what's up you ask?
First of all, Kevin called, his Irina has her interview date in Warsaw. It's April 6.
CONGRATS KEVIN & IRINA!
We're looking forward to having you guys here!
We also want to welcome Ed to the group. Ed is from Windsor...He drove down here and spent the afternoon with us, and we're happy to say that Ed is a real nice guy. So.....
WELCOME ED!
We took a few photos of us goofing-off together.....
We're happy to say that our group has the nicest guys.....And here's another...
Ed and Nina discussing something here...Russian women I think? :-)
And we're just goofing-off....
Thanks for making the trip down here Bud!
Arthur took this group-shot for us....
Ed....Life is about to get real exciting! :-)
Also.....
Our member and dear friend Mark from Phoenix stopped by for the day on his way to Vitebsk. Mark & his Elena are now meeting at the airport....Literally as we write this. We figure Mark & Elena will come-up-for-air in a few days. Here's a few shots of our time together. These are the "Before" shots. Stay tuned for the "After" shots....Mark will be here "After" his trip to Vitebsk.....
I guess we were discussing something serious here? Well...Take a look at that ring!
Let's put the tall person in the middle and see what happens.....
Mark is a good guy, and he's all set to hit the plane. Give Elena a Huge Hug for us Bud!
Well....That's what we've been up to for the last few days.
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Weekend!
Monday, February 28, 2005.
We hope everyone had a nice weekend? We sure did!
Mark made it to Vitebsk....Mark & Elena are doing great. No surprise there. Hey Mark & Elena! Let's see some photos!
We just heard from Valentina that Mark & Elena are Engaged!
CONGRATS MARK & ELENA!
Way to go Guys!
We have another snow storm getting ready to dump on us this morning, looks like the East coast will get even more than we will this time. Tomorrow is the first day of March...Well, at least we can start dreaming of spring!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day! If you're not having bunches of Damn Fine Days in your life....You're doing something seriously wrong.
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