A Belarus Bride
We are a personal service introduction and marriage agency helping men who seek a beautiful Russian woman from Belarus to be their bride.
Just for your information, we use the terms Belarus girls, Russian girls, Russian women, and Belarus women interchangeably. All Belarus women are Russian women. Belarus means "White Russia." It's an old name from the Czarist times.
December, 2007 Newsletter Archive
We've got members all over the place!
Ye, who enter these gates without a sense of humor, abandon all hope!
And remember:
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching."
Monday, December 3, 2007.
We hope you had a nice weekend! We got the rain, some ice....avoided most of the snow.
On our Cross-Atlantic-Sports-Club....Manchester City fought Wigan to a tie....Good Going Guys....And the Browns snatched defeat from the jaws of victory in Arizona. Congrats to the Cardinals! So....We had a split-sports-weekend.
That's about all we know this morning. Except of course....Stay Warm and....
Have A Damn Fine Day!
Tuesday, December 4, 2007.
Who ordered this Winter weather? We have cold and snow flurries this morning!
On a personal note: Hey Dennis! Thanks for the call last night Bud! Appreciate that! Stay warm Bud!
And for everyone: Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday, December 5, 2007.
We have snow this morning....Who ordered that?
On a personal note: Glad you're feeling better Murlin!
Our new member Jim sent us a funny....Thanks Bud!
New Rules For 2008
By George Carlon
Same as the ones for 2007
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them!? Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days--mowing my lawn.
New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar What did you expect it to contain?? Trout?
New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.
New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.
New Rule: Stop screwing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.
New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one sweet-n'-Low, and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole.
New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.
New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.
New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the U.S. Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting??? Oh wait!? They're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show."
New Rule: I don't need bigger, mega M&Ms. & If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.
New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.
New Rule: And this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your web cam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.
New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.
New Rule: If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying, "Do you want fries with that?"
Words to live by....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday Afternoon, December 6, 2007.
Our good Bud and member Joakim, from Sweden, just got back from his trip to Essen Germany. Joakim attended a seriously cool car show, he was kind enough to share some photos with us. OK guys....Start drooling! ;-) Thanks Joakim!
Done drooling? Not us! ;-)
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Afternoon!
Friday, December 7, 2007.
We have snow again this morning in Akron Ohio....Winter starts on December 21 officially....But in reality we have Winter now....
Today is Pearl Harbor Rememberance Day here in the USA....We wonder how many people are aware of that in this day and age? Not many we suppose....
We want to wish Jim a fast recovery! Hey Bud! Get better real soon!
That's all we know this snowy morning....Have A Damn Fine Day....And Of Course....
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!
Monday, December 10, 2007.
We had freezing rain last night, as our good Bud Murlin said....It's grim outside.
On our Across-The-Atlantic Sports Club....Rob informed us Manchester City lost to Tottenham, 2-1. Sorry Rob! Next week will be better!
The Browns beat the Jets, 24-18. Good game!
Our good Bud up in Washington State, Dennis, sent us this real life funny....To help get our hearts warmed-up this morning. Thanks Dennis! We hope your weather up there is improving!
Polish Barber Shop. How many times would you get a haircut in a year if this shop was in your neighborhood?
OH....I figure about 300 or so....;-)
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday, December 12, 2007.
Somehow I felt the need to get a haircut....Don't know why....
We hope all our guys living in the Ice-Storm affected areas are OK....Hey Chris and Murlin....Glad you guys are OK....And we're glad you have power. Some people won't have power back for a few more days we understand. We got mostly rain out of that mess....
Our good Bud Jim sent us this nice funny....Thanks Jim! We hope you are feeling better!
"For all of us who think we're having a bad day...."
Bad day indeed....
Hey! Make Sure You....Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday, December 13, 2007.
Our good Bud and member Bob from the Pacific Northwest felt sorry for everyone having problems with the Ice-Storm....He sent us this nice resume to get everyone warmed-up. Thanks Bob!
Resimay....
Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper.
I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole per son,
Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.
Employer's response:
Dear Peggy May,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check!
Spell check is good....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, December 14, 2007.
Well....Murlin is sending us a snow-storm from the mid-west for the weekend....Thanks a lot Bud! :-( Winter starts officially on the 21st....We're already dreaming of Spring. How's that for nuts?
Our good Bud Bob from the Pacific Northwest sent us this to help us get thru the nasty weather....Thanks Bob!
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in a woman's breast implant. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them!
I promise to listen from now on....;-)
That's about all we know this morning....Except of course....Have A Damn Fine Day....And....
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!
Saturday, December 15, 2007.
We're looking to get a blizzard here later tonight and tomorrow....Good weekend to stay home and stay warm. And....Dream of Spring....
We do want to welcome Brett to the group today! Brett lives in England, he happens to be a nice guy like all our guys....Good sense of humor which we always appreciate....We're beginning the process of getting to know each other. We are looking forward to working with you Brett! So....
WELCOME BRETT!
Life is about to get lots more Exciting....And Fun Bud!
Our good Bud and member Chris from Oklahoma sent us this for our enjoyment. Thanks Chris!
"Latest Redneck Update"
Have A Nice Saturday....And....
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!
Sunday, December 16, 2007.
We're staying warm inside today....We have 50+ mile an hour winds....Snow....A real Blizzard out there today. Great day to stay inside and watch some football. So....On our Across-The-Atlantic-Sports-Club news....Rob let us know about City beating Bolton 4-2 yesterday, and the Browns just beat Buffalo during the Blizzard in Cleveland. That was fun watching....From the comfort of our living room. Looks like we had a good weekend for our Sports Club.
Rob just wrote us....He watched the Browns game over in England live! Way to go Bud!
That's all we have to report today....Except....
Have A Wonderful Sunday afternoon/evening!
Monday, December 17, 2007.
The good news? Our Blizzard seems to be over....The bad news? It left all the snow behind!
Our good Bud and member Dennis from the Pacific Northwest felt sorry for all of us and sent us these photos. He was running around the Peninsula at Silverdale Washington....Beautiful area! Looks really nice with no snow in the pictures too. ;-) Thanks Dennis!
Looks really beautiful with the sunset. Thanks Dennis! Or....Sunrise?
That's all we know this morning. Stay warm....Wherever you are!
And Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Tuesday, December 18, 2007.
We have cold....Snow on the ground....It really looks like the Christmas Season around here in Akron Ohio. Our good Bud Mike from Sweden sent us this....To really help us get into the Christmas Spirit! Thanks Bud! We can't believe Christmas is only a week away now!
Isn't that a nice feeling?
Hey! Make Sure You....Have A Great Day!
Wednesday, December 19, 2007.
It's not so cold this morning....We will have a white Christmas tho....We like that!
Our Bud Rob let us know that City lost to Tottenham 2-0. Sorry about that Bud! Let's see what happens this weekend....The Browns are at Cincinnati this Sunday....
Our Bud Chris sent us this interesting eye test....I'm still looking for that Tower! ;-) Thanks Chris! You sure it's in that shot??
I know you have a keen interest in architecture so I thought you might be interested in the CN Tower ( Canada 's National Tower) it is the highest tower in the world.
Measuring 553 meters (1,815') it is an ingenious piece of architectural wonder.
This is an outstanding photo of the tower attached. Please forward this to all engineers and architects and everybody that is interested in civil wonders....
I've been looking....for a couple hours and can't....OH....There it is! ;-)
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday Afternoon, December 20, 2007.
Our good Bud & member Chris from Oklahoma sent us another Eye-Test....
Hey Chris....You're Kill'in me Bud! ;-) When your Natasha gets here and we're all together for our Chippy Club Party....We'll need to mention these....;-)
Call it Pay-Back Time for this old Geezer! ;-)
The Cruelest Form of Eye Test for Old Geezers
Wish I had my 20/20 eyesight back. ;-(
Our Bud Rob let us know Manchester City is playing Aston Villa this weekend. Randy Lerner owns that team....Aston Villa....Same as he owns the Cleveland Browns. Small world ain't it! Anyway....Good luck Rob!
That's all we know this afternoon. It's only 5 days till Christmas....We hope you got everything done you need to do! We haven't!
Well Hey! Have A Damn Fine Evening!
Friday, December 21, 2007.
The good news? It's Friday! The less-than-good-news? Today is the first official day of Winter! We've had plenty of winter already! ;-)
Our good Bud Chris sent us a nice joke to help get our rears-in-gear this morning. Thanks Chris!
Gotta watch out for those Cuckoo Clocks! ;-)
On a couple personal notes....
To Daniel & Ludmila: Nice speaking with you last night guys! Glad you made it thru that ice storm OK last week!
To Joakim: Have a great time at your country place Joakim! We hope you get some snow!
To Felix: Gald you had a nice trip Bud!
That's all we know this morning....Have A Great Day....And Of Course....
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND! CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE!
Saturday, December 22, 2007.
We just heard from Bob and Tanya....They are Engaged and will tie the knot in Vitebsk on January 8, 2008! Way to go guys!
CONGRATS BOB & TANYA!
Send us some beautiful wedding photos please! OK guys....We will need to plan our Chippy Club party!
How's that for a nice bit of news on this beautiful Saturday morning!
Have A Great Day, and a Great Weekend!
Sunday Evening, December 23, 2007.
The Browns just got done in Cincinnati, and this being the Christmas Season....I won't say anything else about that....
Rob let us know what happened with Manchester City and Aston yesterday....Here's his note on that:
City went 1- 1 with Aston Villa at their place yesterday. We are still 4th, we've not lost to Villa in 16 games.... and we'd won the last 9 straight before yesterday......
Way to go Manchester City!
Hey! Have A Great Evening!
Monday, December 24, 2007.
We hope you had a nice weekend! We also hope you're all ready for Christmas!
We want to welcome Don to the group today! Don lives in the Western part of the USA, we've been on the phone and we can say Don is a nice guy! He's also quite an interesting guy....we must say. Real interesting career, and he is the type guy, like lots of our members, who is real modest. I asked Don what he likes to do in his spare time, he tells me just normal stuff. So I asked him to explain, when he did I was amazed! Don is into all kinds of activities, one of which is....restoring a 1970 Muscle Car! You'll fit in real well here Bud!
WELCOME DON!
We understand you have an interesting life now Don....But....Life is about to get a whole lot more interesting! :-)
Our good friends Ed & Lena and their daughter Veronika sent us these beautiful Christmas photos. MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS!
Hi Greg and Nina,
We wish you a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Good luck in all that you do.
Your Friends,
Ed, Lena, and Veronika
You guys are looking great as always! Your beautiful Russian bride looks fantastic Ed!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
HAVE A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Wednesday, December 26, 2007.
We hope everyone had a Great Christmas!
Nina made the best Beef Roast on the planet yesterday....I spent the afternoon in what I call a "Roast-Beef-Coma"....Half asleep....making sure the cable TV was working. ;-) What other way is there to handle that?
Our good Bud Jim sent us a nice funny....Thanks Jim!
That's all we know this morning....except to say....
Have A Great Day!
Hold the Presses! Wednesday Afternoon, December 26, 2007.
We just spoke with Mark & Anna....They are having a baby in March! Way to go Mark & Anna! Another baby in our little group!
CONGRATS MARK & ANNA!
Our good Bud Chris down in Oklahoma has some serious talent. Like lots of our members! Here are a few pics of his Indian Gunstock War Club he made for a friend. Fine piece of work Chris! When his Natasha gets here....We will be having one fine Chippy Club Party! Here's the pics Chris sent us....Thanks Bud!
The cool thing about our members is they all have different interests and talents, we have an interesting group of people to say the least!
Hey! Have A Fine Evening!
Thursday, December 27, 2007.
The New Year is almost upon us....Russian Christmas is January 7....lots of holidays still to come. This is a nice time of year. Here's a bit of seasonal humor....
We here at A Belarus Bride not only bring you news about what's happening with our main issues, what's new with Belarus, the Russian women of Belarus, marriage with our Russian women, we also bring you other news. Like....whatever happened to the Snow Man? Thanks to our good Bud Jim, the age old question of why the Snow Man became angry with the dog has finally been answered. Thanks Jim!
Admit it....You've been wondering about what happened for ages. ;-)
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, December 28, 2007.
It's Friday....And....2008 is just around the corner. Can you believe that!
Our good Bud Randy up in the Pacific Northwest sent us a nice little something to help get us in the mood for our weekend. Thanks Randy!
Here it is: "Did you hear the definition of an "Australian Kiss?" Same as a French kiss but down under!!!"
We hadn't heard that! ;-)
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day....And....
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!
Monday, December 31, 2007.
Last day of '07....What a nice year we had! We met....and got to know many interesting, good guys! We wish each and every one of our friends a Great '08!
On our Across-The-Pond-Club-Sports-Club, Our Bud Rob got us this news:
"We drew 2- with the Blackburn Rovers and today we have a very good side in Liverpool at home."
Sounds cool to us mate....Let us know what happened with City/Liverpool when you're feeling better! We do hope you're feeling better today! Just in time for the New Year celebrations tonight would be good form. ;-)
On this side of the pond the Browns beat San Francisco yesterday 20-7. Didn't matter for the Browns Playoff chances tho....That was the Colts/Titans game last night. Nina and I watched that game...What do the Browns players and their fans have in common? We will all be watching the playoffs from the comfort of our living rooms....
In Venice Italy tonight....60,000 people will kiss each other at midnight! Nice way to bring in the New Year!
We wish you a safe and fun New Year's Eve celebration tonight! And....
We wish you a Great '08!
Thanks Dennis & Tanya!