A Belarus Bride
We are a personal service introduction and marriage agency helping men who seek a beautiful Russian woman from Belarus to be their bride.
Just for your information, we use the terms Belarus girls, Russian girls, Russian women, and Belarus women interchangeably. All Belarus women are Russian women. Belarus means "White Russia." It's an old name from the Czarist times.
August, 2005 Newsletter Archive
We've got members all over the place!
Ye, who enter these gates without a sense of humor, abandon all hope!
And remember:
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching."
Monday, August 1, 2005.
OK....Where in the HELL did July go?
We had a nice weekend here, hope you did too.
Here's a little something from Ed B. Thanks Bud!
Subject: We're in trouble...
We're in more trouble than I imagined!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real
estate agent which direction was north because, he
explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the
east, (and has for some time), she shook her head and
said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff.". . . . .
.. She also votes!
I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call
center. One day I got a call from an individual who
asked what hours the call center was open. I told him,
"The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or
Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh,
Pacific." . . . . . . He also votes!.
It's the "He also votes" part that's scary.
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Tuesday, August 2, 2005.
We have another beautiful, hot day here in good old Akron. We're not Bitch'in about that at all....We will save our Bitch'in for January! :-)
Wait a minute.....
Speaking of Bitch'in.....Don't you just love when some idiot American...Or Western European....Whatever the case may be....Bitch driving behind you in her Fat-Ass Carrier a Talk'in-On-Her-Cell-Phone.....Not paying attention to the fact you stopped at the light....And you're watching this Accident-Looking-For-A-Place-To-Happen....Hoping she will find some other poor family to hit....NOT!
Well....Don't you just love watching her in your rear-view-mirror....And don't you just love when she just happens to look up and hit-the-brakes just before she rams her vehicle up your ASS! I just love that!
Nina loves that too.
Enough Bitch'in for today? Probably....Yes.
HEY! Have A Damn Fine Day...And get outta the way of the Cell-Phone Bitches! Who in the Damn Hell are they talk'in to anyway?
Friday, August 5, 2005.
We have the weekend upon us....TGIF!!
Lots of people were asking us if we got hit the other day....Look up to Tuesday, August 2. No, we didn't get hit, but it was as close as it could possibly be without getting hit.
Ed, Lena and Veronika took a trip to Mammoth Caves last weekend and they sent us some nice photos. Here they are:
Hey Ed! You guys are looking great Bud! Mammoth Caves looks like a nice place to visit!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day....And....
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!
Monday, August 8, 2005.
Don & Irina sent us their Wedding photos.....And they're beautiful. We have posted those on the Wedding Pages.....Here's one for the Newsletter.....
What a wonderful couple! Congrats Don & Irina!
OK, on a totally different track here, Ed B. sent us this joke. Thanks Bud!
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level.
He noticed a guy at the same depth, but with no scuba gear whatsoever. The diver went below another 20 feet, and the guy joined him a few minutes later. The diver went down 25 feet more, and minutes later, the same
guy joined him.
This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof chalkboard set, and wrote, "How the heck are you able to stay under this deep without equipment?"
The guy took the board and chalk, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, ..."I'm drowning, you fu----- moron...!"
That's a nice joke to get us started around here this morning!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday, August 10, 2005.
We have a few announcements this morning:
Two of our favorite Englishmen will soon be traveling.....
Rob will be visiting friends here in the USA, he will be out West in "Big Sky" country. Hey Rob! Don't forget to give us a call Bud! We can start our "Footy" discussions! :-) Have a great trip!
Dominic will be on the plane to Belarus in a couple days. Hey Dominic! Everyone's ready to meet you Bud! Have a great trip!
Our Bud David from New Zealand will also soon be on the plane to Belarus. Hey Dave! Give your Valentina a HUGE Hug & Kiss for us!
Nina was out working in the garden and one of our "regulars" stopped by.....We have a few of these guys who hang around all the time. This time, Nina was ready.....
We all need to learn how to slow-down and enjoy life once in a while.....
That's an important ingredient to the "Have A Damn Fine Day" thing.....
Friday, August 12, 2005.
TGIF! Already! Another week has blown-by.
Friday is always a good day....And to make sure we're all going to have a great weekend....We're sending some good Karma your way.....
Have A Damn Fine Weekend!
Monday, August 15, 2005.
We hope you had a nice weekend? We did!
We were on the phone with one of our favorite Englishmen, who just happens to be in Vitebsk now with his Olga. They're doing fine, no surprise there. Hey Dominic & Olga! Don't forget to come-up-for-air every once in a while guys! :-)
And.....Another one of our favorite Englishmen is now running around Montana somewhere with his American buddies on vacation. We figure you're having a Blast Rob! Please give us a call when you get all settled in mate!
And....One of our favorite New Zealander's, Dave, is arriving in Belarus today to be with his Valentina! We wish you guys a wonderful time together! Hey Dave! Please give Valentina a HUGE HUG from us mate!
Ed, Lena and Veronika went to the Zoo last weekend and sent us a few photos. Little Veronika started school last week and she's doing just fine. We figured she would. It's just amazing how fast the kids make friends once they get here, and the speed at which they pick-up the language is just amazing!
Ed says he's gained a few pounds....We think you're both looking wonderful! These are the "Happiness Is" photos.....
We love these photos!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday, August 17, 2005.
Let's see....What's new today?
Jim is getting ready to hit the plane to Belarus...Have a Great trip Bud! Give Mila a HUGE HUG for us!
Kalvin & Natalia gave us a call yesterday....They're getting married on September 15!
CONGRATS KALVIN & NATALIA!
OK you guys....We want to see some seriously wonderful Wedding Photos!!
In Golf news....The "NEC 2005 Invitational" starts tomorrow here at the Firestone Country Club. All the big names in Golf are running around our usually sleepy little city. Real exciting stuff.....But the best part is the NEC Beauty Pageant.....All our local American Beauties were competing....and here are the final 3 Beautiful Babes. Akron's finest! We can't wait to see who the winner will be.
We heard thru the grapevine that the winner of the tournament gets to "Tee-Off" with the "NEC Queen!"
That's all that's new and exciting here today. Tune-in for the final tournament scores.....This could be the highest scoring tournament ever!
And don't forget....Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday, August 18, 2005.
In the news today, from the Belarus Bride World News Headquarters in Akron, Ohio.....After one hole at the NEC Invitational....It's Tiger Woods at 34 over par, David Toms at 36 over par, and Mark Hensby at 39 over par.....
Looks like this will be the highest scoring tournament ever....Tho we can't imagine why.
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, August 19, 2005.
What's new in the world this morning? My ass is having more coffee for one thing....It's a misty-morning here and I can't wake up. Ed B. sent us a funny to help with that problem...Thanks Ed!
WHERE DO REDHEAD BABIES COME FROM?
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the
obstetrician.
"Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little
upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine."
"Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have
black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the
gene pool."
"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't be, our families on
both sides had jet-black hair for generations."
"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you have
intimacy? The man seemed a bit ashamed. "I've been working very hard
for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months."
"Well, there you have it!" The doctor said confidently. "It's rust."
We were up late watching the Comedy Channel Pamela Anderson Roast last night.....Anyone catch that? It was funny, especially with that idiot Bitch Courtney Love on the set.....Blasted out of her mind, and I mean falling-down Blasted. In attendance with Courtney was her court-appointed drug rebab doctor....No Bullshit!
Anyway, Pamela's tits were in most of their glory, and the comedians were doing a good job. Problem is, we need to watch the "adult-version" on Saturday night at 1:00 am to avoid all the "beeped-out" words. Talk about stupidity. That's our fine government "protecting" us from the "F" word. As if we couldn't change the channel for ourselves if we were offended. Stupidity.
Another good idea! :-)
Anyway.....Make sure you're having some fun in this crazzy world....Time goes by much too quickly. And....
Have A Damn Fine Weekend!
Tuesday, August 23, 2005.
We hope you had a nice weekend? We sure did!
One of our favorite Englishmen, Rob, who was on vacation in Montana with his friends called us yesterday. He and his American friends are having a fine time in "Big-Sky" country. Have fun.....and have a safe trip home mate!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday, August 24, 2005.
Did you Have A Damn Fine Day yesterday? We sure did!
Have you noticed that the stores already have their Halloween stuff out? Kinda early we think. But....What the Hell? Nina and I figure we need a little "Christmas in August." The stores will probably start getting their Christmas stuff out on display next week anyway. Here's our contribution:
That should get us all into the holiday spirit....Well....It should get us started anyway.....
OK, enough of the goofing-off this morning.....
We want to welcome Jeff to the group. Jeff hails from Atlanta, we've spent some time on the phone together, and we're happy to say that Jeff is a real nice guy. He's also involved in a very interesting line of work, to say the least. So.....
WELCOME JEFF!
Life is about to get even more interesting Bud! :-)
That's all we have to report today.....Well, one more thing.....
Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, August 26, 2005.
Hey! It's Friday!
We woke up to some light rain here in Akron Ohio, something we haven't seen in a while. We have had a real dry summer here.
We heard from one of our favorite Englishmen, Dominic & Olga are Engaged! Dominic made it home from Vitebsk without any problems, other than the fact that he had to get back to work....Which is always a problem....Right? Anyway.....
CONGRATS DOMINIC & OLGA!
Way to go guys!!
OK, since it's Friday morning Nina said I can goof-off a bit....And she promised not to get her trusty old Fry-Pan. So....Here goes:
Let's try to answer the age old question.....Which is of course....Is it better to play golf or tennis? Here's what we came-up-with for an answer.....
Looks like golf takes-it. Age old question answered.
While we're thinking all these deep thoughts....Don't forget....
Have A Damn Fine Weekend!
Monday, August 29, 2005.
We're watching Hurricane Katrina on the Weather Channel this morning, and we want to wish everyone down on the Gulf coast God-Speed....We're hoping the damage won't be too bad. Our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone down there on the Gulf.
Tuesday, August 30, 2005.
Well, we wish everyone down on the Gulf coast good luck. We've been watching the Weather Channel about all the damage down in New Orleans and the Gulfport areas. Terrible.
What's left of Katrina is moving in here now so we will be getting a bunch of rain today and tomorrow. This has been an unusual summer up here in Ohio in that we couldn't seem to get a drop of rain. That is about to change with the remnants of Katrina.
Clint & Maryna sent us a few jokes to help us wake up this morning.....and we do appreciate that guys! This month will be 2 years since Clint & Maryna first met in Vitebsk. Amazing how the years fly-by!
The things kids say
NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a
Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark
naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from
the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!
HONESTY
My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd
dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in
the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my
bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming
little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the
toilet a few days ago.
Hey! Make sure you....Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday, August 31, 2005.
We have a few personal items:
The full effect of Katrina became real apparent yesterday on all the news channels. Our prayers go out to all involved with that terrible storm.
This is to Jim & Mila: Congrats guys! We figured you guys were the perfect couple! :-)
We could all probably use a little humor this morning.....Here's another little something from Clint & Maryna:
The things kids say
KETCHUP
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar.
During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to
answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother.
Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now.
She's hitting the bottle."
MORE NUDITY
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's
locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies
grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and
then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?
And here's a personal message to everyone: Life is too fragile and passes by too quickly. Make sure you.....
Have A Damn Fine Day!
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