A Belarus Bride
We are a personal service introduction and marriage agency helping men who seek a beautiful Russian woman from Belarus to be their bride.
Just for your information, we use the terms Belarus girls, Russian girls, Russian women, and Belarus women interchangeably. All Belarus women are Russian women. Belarus means "White Russia." It's an old name from the Czarist times.
April, 2007 Newsletter Archive





We've got members all over the place!
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Ye, who enter these gates without a sense of humor, abandon all hope!
And remember:
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching."
Monday, April 2, 2007.
We hope you had a nice weekend! We did here....Real nice Spring weather which we really enjoyed. We did some Spring clean-up out in the yard....Got rid of some leaves and branches....It won't be long before the trees put their new leaves out. We love this time of year.
Now....On a personal note to our Bud Rob....Have A Great Trip To Vitebsk Bud! We're thinking of you guys!

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Tuesday, April 3, 2007.
We've got one more nice Spring day today....The bottom falls out tonight....Back to a few days of Winter around here. Enough already! ;-0
We want to welcome our new member Steve to the group today! Steve lives out West in a nice....Warm place....Steve happens to be a nice guy with a real nice sense of humor....And he has quite an interesting career. We're not exaggerating about that....Real interesting to say the least! OK, here we go....
WELCOME STEVE!

Now you just know Bud....Life is about to get Lots More Interesting!
That's all we have today....Except to say....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday, April 4, 2007.
Well, we had 80 degrees yesterday....beautiful Spring day....Today we'll go back to Winter for a few days....Including snow. Here's a few shots of our blossoms....Which won't be around for long....
Those won't last long....Like most things in life....We need to learn how to take the time to appreciate the beautiful little things before they're gone.
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday Afternoon, April 5, 2007.
Snow....Cold Wind....One thing about living in Northeast Ohio....If we get tired of that 80 degree day....Sitting out in the yard enjoying nature....Not to worry....It will be snow and 25 degrees the very next day. ;-0
OK, we want to welcome Bruno to the group today. Bruno is also enjoying this wonderful Spring " stuff " let's call it....Seeing that Bruno also lives in the North....Not-withstanding the cold....Bruno happens to be a real nice guy with a cool sense of humor. We like that a lot around here. Interesting life and career to boot! He's the type guy who is a pleasure to get to know and work with. So....
WELCOME BRUNO!

OK Bud, You Know....Life is about to get lots more exciting....Real Soon!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, April 6, 2007.
Sunday is Easter, both Western Easter and Russian Orthodox Easter!
We would like to wish everyone a Wonderful Day Today....And....

HAVE A WONDERFUL EASTER!
Monday, April 9, 2007.
We hope everyone had a nice Easter! It looked more like Christmas here than it did Easter.... like lots of us in the USA. Snow and cold all the way down to Georgia we understand. Well....we have at least one more week of winter here before we get warmed-up. Let's help warm things up a bit around here....Some Sexy Global Warming....
There we go....Feel Better?
Good!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday, April 12, 2007.
We've been watching the "Who's Your Daddy" Anna Nicole Smith Baby contest....or should we say Lottery....And we do have a Winner! It's that young asshole....Whatever the Hell his name is....That was quite a Lotto! He won the Baby and the $350 Million Bucks that comes with the Baby. Our question is this: Is there anyone out there who Didn't Screw Anna Nicole Smith....and therefore didn't play the Lotto? Other than me? ;-0
We all know by now that Don Imus has been canned. We took a look for a moment this morning at MSNBC....Yep....They have some Americanized Pablum Shit News/Talk show on now as the replacement show. And wouldn't you know it....The big news is still what he said about those girls on the Rutgers Basketball team.
Nina and I hope Imus will get a Hundred Million Buck contract on XM Radio. Fast too....We don't care much for Pablum around here.
Is anyone naive enough to believe we have Freedom Of Speech here in the USA? Sure we do....As long as what you say is politically correct.
Well....Have A God-Damn Fine Day Anyway! Just be careful what you say! Especially if you live in the USA!
Friday, April 13, 2007.
It's Friday the 13th....So if you're superstitious you need to be careful today....Get your trusty Rabbit-Foot ready....Remember those? :-)
We're accustomed to having Imus as background "noise" as we work in the morning....Man....Is it quiet without him Ranting & Raving on the TV. Too bad....Another part of what made this country interesting is now gone. Another chapter in the books of what I call the "Pussification of America." I remember listening to Imus on the radio....It was 1969 or so....He was a DJ on Cleveland radio....Had his own show and he was totally nuts in those days too. That was during his drug & alcohol days and it wasn't too tuff to figure out what was going on. However....He was one of the free-thinkers in those days who was ranting about the stupidity of the Vietnam War....These days he was ranting about the stupidity of the Iraq War...."The more things change...."
Kurt Vonnegut died yesterday...."Slaughterhouse-Five" was one of the more interesting books I ever read. Intelligent and interesting man....He was interviewed on the "Daily Show" a few months ago. He was a free-thinking type man who didn't buy into the official USA government stupidity....Like the Official Government garbage shoveled by the "Fox Noise" channel every day. He will be missed.
That's all the BS for this morning....Except to say....Have A Damn Fine Day....And....
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!
Sunday Evening , April 15, 2007.
Hey! We hope you had a nice weekend! We did....And now our snow is melting....Which is a good sign Spring might be making a come-back around here. Very windy tonight tho....
Our good Friend & Member Bruce lives outside DC....He and a friend were out enjoying the nice weather a while ago by the Capitol and got this great shot. Thanks for sharing Bruce....This helped put Nina and I in a good....Spring-Time Mood! After our January-Like- Snow we experienced this weekend....We appreciate this Bud....
How's that for a beautiful Spring Pick-Me-Up?
Now....We have something extra special....
Today happens to be Ed & Lena's Second Wedding Anniversary! We want to give Ed & Lena our heart-felt Congratulations this evening!
CONGRATS ED & LENA!
Here are a few photos to share with everyone:
Hey Ed & Lena: You Guys Are Looking Great! You too Veronika!
Hey! Have A Fine Evening!
Monday, April 16, 2007.
It's seriously windy here again today....Still part of that huge Nor'easter Storm that's now clobbering the Northeast USA. Perhaps that's due to tomorrow being Tax Day? Who knows?
Mark & Olga sent us a funny....American "Women" Drivers....The trouble they find for themselves....;-0 Thanks Guys!
Nice job Darling!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Wednesday, April 18, 2007.
Remember the good 'ol days....When we sent our kids off to college and the biggest worry we had was their grades? Unbelieveable what's going on at Virginia Tech....
We hope all you guys living in the USA got your taxes filed? Yesterday was tax day....
And speaking of taxes....Here's a couple jokes we pulled off the net....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, April 20, 2007.
Spring has Sprung here in Akron Ohio once again....Real nice morning here.
It's Friday....That's always good....And...Clint & Maryna sent us a nice funny. Thanks Guys!
Life's Lessons:
Lesson 2: Naked Wife
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,..."Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Sounds like good advice. ;-0
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day....And Of Course....
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!
Monday, April 23, 2007.
We had a fine weekend here....Hope you did too! The weather was perfect....We got out and did some yard work and generally had a great time. We have a Flowering Cherry Tree and the Bumble-Bees were going crazy on the flowers. We had the camera out....Nina was trying to get a shot of those guys....Which as you know isn't easy. She took quite a few and did manage to luck-out and get a nice shot. Here's a shot of our Busy-Bee....And a shot of the garden....

That's what we were doing this weekend. We hope you enjoyed your weekend as much as we did here!
And Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Tuesday Afternoon, April 24, 2007.
We hope you're having a nice day? We have a beautiful day here again in Akron Ohio.
Clint & Maryna sent us some words of wisdom for today....Good thing too since I don't have any BS today. Strange, ain't it! Thanks Guys! ;-0
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,"Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.
And here's a little something from an Italian site we look at every once in a while. Don't ask me what the moral of the story is here....We don't speak Italian! Must be something cool tho....

While we're pondering the mysteries of that....
Make sure You: Have A Damn Fine Day!
Thursday, April 26, 2007.
We have a story we want to share with you guys this morning....About what happened yesterday while we were driving to the dentist office. Here's a visual of what we call our Western "women" drivers....American Bitches, Western European Bitches, Aussie Bitches....All the same we understand....

We need to drive thru a few school zones on Market Street, we always get over in the right lane to do the real slow 20 MPH....You understand....To obey the law. Also to make sure our Crazy Bitches can blast past us on the left thru the zone. God help anyone who stays in the left lane doing the speed limit. We've noticed on many occasions our "women" drivers....Not the men mind you but the "women" drivers blasting thru these school zones like they don't exist. Yesterday was no exception, and to make things more interesting we get "looks-to-kill" from a few of these Bitches as they're blasting-by us. Like we're nuts.
We can only hope some of these Bitches are getting caught....Every once in a while they have a cop hidden or one of the speed-cameras they use....We need to protect the little kids crossing the street trying to make it to school in one piece.
Anyway, it's been our experience that the guys obey the laws for the most part....It's the "women" who don't bother.
Remember the time when our Western "Women" actually acted like Women?
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
Friday, April 27, 2007.
We can't believe this week Blew-By so fast. They all do....
Mark & Olga sent us something we want to share with you. This is about the new "Top-Fuel-Dragster" Roller Coaster at....we're guessing Cedar Point. That's up in Sandusky Ohio. These pics just about say it all....


We want to assure you that we are NOT laughing at this young woman. Both Nina and I agree....If we had been on THAT thing....We would need to be Life-Flighted outta there! And in my case at least....There would be lots more wet-on-the-pants. That's the truth! ;-0
While you're trying to get that mental picture out of your minds....Do Have A Damn Fine Day....And Of Course....
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!
Monday, April 30, 2007.
Can you believe it's the last day of April already?
Tomorrow is the May 1 Holiday over in Belarus, which means everyone took the long weekend off in Vitebsk. The May 1 Holiday is basically the old "May Day" celebration, which since the advent of Capitalism....This holiday has been turned into a form of our Labor Day.
So....Everyone has a long weekend in Belarus....And all our letters from our ladies will be a bit slow for a couple days. We will catch-up guys....Not to worry!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!