April 06-Belarus Bride Too

We are a personal service introduction and marriage agency helping men who seek a beautiful Russian woman from Belarus to be their bride.

Just for your information, we use the terms Belarus girls, Russian girls, Russian women, and Belarus women interchangeably. All Belarus women are Russian women. Belarus means "White Russia." It's an old name from the Czarist times.

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching."

Be extra careful what you believe on the Russian Women forums today...Some of the guys are having fun with the "Newbie" readers on those things....We would never play around like that....

In our local news here today in Akron, our City Council has decided to remove all our old "Stop-Signs" and replace them with something that's more "noticeable" for the guy drivers. It seems too many male drivers haven't been paying attention to the old "Stop-Signs".....So in response to that problem....Here's what their being replaced with....

We're here this morning to congratulate Tom & Elena! They got married on Valentine's Day and sent us some of their wedding photos! We posted their photos on the Wedding Pages....Here's one:

What a Fine looking couple! You guys need to plan a trip over here so we can get you into the Chippy Club!

The birds are all quiet this morning....They had been noisily chasing each other around in their "pairing-up" rituals.

This morning those poor little guys are all freezing their little Balls-Off we figure...The good news is we will warm up into the 40's later today. Thank God!

It's Friday....It's too early in the morning, and it's too wet outside. Other than that....I have nothing to B.S. about. Can you believe that?

A reminder....Russian Easter is a week after ours, on April 23. If you want to get your lady something nice, let us know by this week.

Mike & Galina, one of our couples from Michigan, are visiting Clint & Maryna, one of our couples from California. They're now on their way thru Death Valley to try their luck in Vegas. We hope you guys win the Jackpot!

They sent us these photos....They've been traveling around for about 6 days now. Talk about fun.....

Our Science crew, Ed B....Steve M...and Steve S....all sent us this Scientific study on men's health. Specifically: How to make our lives longer....and at the same time more enjoyable. Here are the results of their study:

It's officially Spring....Love is in the air....If YOU aren't enjoying YOUR life to the fullest....Well....What a SHAME!

How's that for a "pearl of wisdom" this morning? Not bad for only two cups of coffee, right? ;-0

We hope all you guys got your taxes done? If not....Time to get your "Rear in Gear!"

We want to wish everyone a nice Easter. Russian Easter is a week later, on the 23rd.

We're posting late today, we usually post here in the morning. We had lots of running around to do today....We hope everyone had a nice Easter! Russian Orthodox Easter is next Sunday!

Here's a nice piece of news: Ed & Lena had their 1 year Wedding Anniversary a couple days ago!

We told those guys we can't believe they've been married a year already....Time flies by quickly indeed!

It is now 1 year since Lena and I were married and we celebrated our anniversary today. This has been a long year with all the wonderful paperwork that you must do. It has been worth every bit of the work that you are required to do for the permanent status. I am very happy that I took the risk and went to Belarus to find my life partner.

Lena got her green card 2 months ago and Veronika got her card 1 week ago. Slowly but surely we are working through the bureaucratic process. Soon we will be finished and Lena will have to decide if she wants citizenship. With the green cards they can now leave the country without a problem.

Lena and Veronika will leave soon for Belarus to see her relatives. I will also follow later and we return to America together. I am looking forward to the break from my work. Belarus is a great place for a vacation.

Thank you for helping me to find Lena . I think I am very lucky to have this woman for my wife. She is a great partner. Veronika continues to adjust in school. She is doing very well and reads much better than some of her American class mates.

Any guys out there that are thinking of a marriage to one of the ladies that Greg and Nina represent. Life is always a risk, sometimes you have to take a risk to be happy. I am very happy that I took this risk. A woman from Belarussia is a refreshing change, try it, I think you will be very pleased. The night's pass much nicer too :-) Truth is, who waits for night time :-)) FANTASTIC!

If any of you guys are going over there this summer, perhaps we will run into you downtown.

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me.. it was her beautiful younger sister.

My future sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and
went bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I
always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day, "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just
come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight for the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my
entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are
very happy that you have passed our little test... we couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

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And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

Sounds like good advice to us.....

We want to welcome Brad to the group today! Brad happens to be a good guy....We've spent some time on the phone together....And he happens to have a fascinating line of work. Brad lives in Texas, he tells us it's gett'in hot down there already. So....Stay cool Bud....And....

We've been experiencing a beautiful Spring week here in Ohio....Nina has been out planting and working in the yard. I've been watching Nina plant and work in the yard. Life is good. ;-0

A Sensitive man ....

A woman meets a rather handsome and charming man in the bar of a highly
regarded restaurant. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving
together. They go back to his apartment, and as he shows her around she
notices that his bedroom is completely packed with soft, sweet, cuddly
teddy bears. Three wall-length shelves loaded with hundreds and hundreds
of the little buggers...carefully placed in rows covering the entire
wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly
arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he
had put into organizing this very un-macho display. There were small
bears all along the bottom shelf; medium-sized bears along the middle
shelf, and large bears running all the way along the top shelf.
Quite the display! She found it strange for a man (who was clearly straight)
to have such a large collection of teddy bears, but doesn't mention it
out loud, being really quite impressed by his obvious sensitive side.
All the while thinking to herself, Oh goodness!
Maybe this guy could be the one - maybe he could be the father of my
children!" She turns to him. They kiss slowly... and then they rip each
other's clothes off and make hot, steamy love. After an intense,
explosive night of raw passion with this wonderful, sensitive guy -
lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over towards him smiling sweetly.
She strokes his chest and asks coyly, "So? How was it?" The guy
says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf.

Nothing like a good laugh to start the day.....

Niels & Marina, one of our couples who live in Denmark, are having a special weekend! Both Niels & Marina have Birthdays tomorrow! On the same day!

And....Niels & Marina are celebrating their 1 year Wedding Anniverwsary on Sunday!

Niels & Marina are just about the nicest people on the planet....We hope someday they can take a trip here to visit us!

Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

You have a rag for a gas cap.

A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.

You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.

You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.

We want to congratulate Chris this morning! Way to go Bud! Have a great first day! Chris changed his career, he's now working in the aircraft business. Talk about an interesting line of work!

We also want to wish Mark & Anna all the best....Mark called us last night, they are making plans for Anna's trip to Warsaw. It won't be long now till Anna is here in the USA! Hey Mark! You guys need to make a trip up here to Ohio once you get all settled in!

It's cold here this morning....The proverbial "Witch's Tit" cold....Typical Spring in Ohio.

First of all we have a new "addition" to our Chippy Club! Our new little "member" who happens to be a Baby Girl arrived....All is well...We want to congratulate our new proud parents! You know who you are! ;-)

And....less we forget yet again....A belated Birthday wish to Mark! Happy Birthday Bud! You're 25 and holding...Which is always the best way to handle a Birthday. ;-)